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Title: devil duck
Post by: sleeplessparadise on August 14, 2007, 22:22:07

Ok we have devil ducks in all our vehicles.......... except for the 300tdi we got for hwmbo to take off road........... so my question is this........ can he take the devil duck from his old 200tdi that he is breaking and put it in the 300tdi? He doesnt think we should transfer the duck as it may not like the new motor, he reckons we should just keep it as an ornament in the house  cos it might be bad luck in another motor :roll: what are you views? only serious answers from other duck users please  :lol:

Title: devil duck
Post by: Evilgoat on August 14, 2007, 22:25:34

You'll need to transplant the LRWMS too (LandRover Wing Mirror Spiders)

I dont know what will happen with him in your house.

Title: Re: devil duck
Post by: Ja1983 on August 14, 2007, 22:31:12

Quote from: "sleeplessparadise"

...only serious answers from other duck users please  :lol:

Having not yet used a duck, i`m in no position to say, but i suspect a duck in the house is a bad idea based on the tme my mums hens got in the house......

very bad!! :?

Title: devil duck
Post by: sleeplessparadise on August 14, 2007, 23:14:47

Quote from: "Evilgoat"

You'll need to transplant the LRWMS too (LandRover Wing Mirror Spiders)

I dont know what will happen with him in your house.

Oh yes the LRWMS will be coming along....... and some new ones will join them soon no doubt.......... so duck in the house bad huh  :-k

Title: devil duck
Post by: Welshbreed on August 15, 2007, 00:21:05

have you a garden pool?

Title: devil duck
Post by: sleeplessparadise on August 15, 2007, 08:34:39

Quote from: "Welshbreed"

have you a garden pool?

Not unless the wolf trailer after a good down pour counts  :lol: No we don't have a garden pool and I don't think my neighbours Carp or all the frogs she has would like the "hot rod" duck in question  :(

Title: devil duck
Post by: BigA on August 15, 2007, 11:59:19

Have you asked the Duck what his feelings are on this matter  :?: I find mine is usually full of opinions on most things, especially my driving  :lol:

(i think it may be time to book into the funny farm  :lol: )

Title: devil duck
Post by: sleeplessparadise on August 15, 2007, 13:42:02

Quote from: "BigA"

Have you asked the Duck what his feelings are on this matter  :?: I find mine is usually full of opinions on most things, especially my driving  :lol:

(i think it may be time to book into the funny farm  :lol: )

Ermmmmmmm ok I think if it spoke to me I would definately book into the funny farm  :shock:  I'll tell Johnty to ask  :lol:

Title: devil duck
Post by: clbarclay on August 15, 2007, 14:04:50

If the duck has come to its useful end then why not ceramonaly roast it and serve it up for the family one sunday, it should stop it talking to you though it may just move the voice in to your head.

Title: devil duck
Post by: Boggert on August 15, 2007, 18:34:50

Having just been found by a Devil Duck I cannot comment, mine has made him self very comfy in his new home so I would not like to move him in any way.

As for the wing morror spiders, they appear to be taking over! :shock:

Title: devil duck
Post by: sleeplessparadise on August 15, 2007, 19:14:30

I sometimes think the spiders are taking over too :shock:

Title: devil duck
Post by: ben_haynes on August 15, 2007, 20:17:45

yes i would put it in the vehicle in question and see what he thinks

i got 3 and i have had to seprate them one tryed jumping out the window and the other 2 just fight (or do the unthinkable(baby devil ducks  :oops:  :shock:)) :lol:  they are now settled down and very happy with it  :lol:

Title: devil duck
Post by: Ja1983 on August 15, 2007, 20:32:11

i`m alittle worried:

i have No devil duck
i have no resident spider
i have no LRWMS


....do you recon perhaps i`ve bought a mis-shaped parjero?/! :?

HOWEVER, i do have a few of these:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/yorkshirecruise/DSCF0115.jpg)

MINI DUCKS!!  :lol:

Title: devil duck
Post by: ben_haynes on August 15, 2007, 20:36:56

maybe they are telling you something

Big problems ahead for you  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:













runs and DUCKS for cover  :lol:

Title: devil duck
Post by: sleeplessparadise on August 15, 2007, 20:42:32

Ooooo I have a keyring and a pair of earrings too, think they are smaller than yours Ja :wink:  So I think the best thing to do is put hot rod duck into the 300 and see if he likes it, obviously if he doesn't we shall have to find a new home for him (maybe the bathroom) and buy a new duck for the disco :roll: that will be about 7 we have then  :shock:

Title: devil duck
Post by: Ja1983 on August 15, 2007, 20:45:00

...after some discussion with the tribe, i would possibly be persuaded to part with a mini-duck or three in exchange for a devil duck...

thus aiding in both our troubles!

 :wink:

Title: devil duck
Post by: ben_haynes on August 15, 2007, 20:57:37

Quote from: "Ja1983"

...after some discussion with the tribe, i would possibly be persuaded to part with a mini-duck or three in exchange for a devil duck...

thus aiding in both our troubles!

 :wink:

sounds like we could have a deal

Title: devil duck
Post by: Ja1983 on August 15, 2007, 21:07:04

PM me your requirements, and i`ll see if they agree  :lol:  :wink:

Title: devil duck
Post by: ben_haynes on August 15, 2007, 21:13:02

PM sent

Title: devil duck
Post by: Evilgoat on August 15, 2007, 21:26:43

Quote from: "Ja1983"

i have no LRWMS

I Apear to have indestructable FGWMS (Fiendish German Wing Mirror Spiders). Waiting for the dead body of the guy that kicked one of the wing mirrors off to turn up. Its only a matter of time...

Title: devil duck
Post by: ben_haynes on August 15, 2007, 21:28:27

those german ones are the worst my VW had them  :lol:  :lol:

Title: devil duck
Post by: Welshbreed on August 16, 2007, 10:36:09

there worse when they try to get in the cab... always keep you door seals in good nick.

Title: devil duck
Post by: ben_haynes on August 16, 2007, 19:01:56

Quote from: "Welshbreed"

there worse when they try to get in the cab... always keep you door seals in good nick.

so i be back climbing through the window again rather than using the door  :lol:  :lol:

Title: devil duck
Post by: Bunnie on August 16, 2007, 19:20:52

any one have exprerience of French Wing mirror Spiders?

Title: devil duck
Post by: ben_haynes on August 16, 2007, 19:26:42

yer them ones are pansies  :lol:

just show them an onion they will be happy

Title: devil duck
Post by: Bunnie on August 16, 2007, 19:31:55

cool ill try that

Title: devil duck
Post by: Boggert on August 16, 2007, 20:27:59

Quote from: "Bunnie"

any one have exprerience of French Wing mirror Spiders?

No but I do with the Czech ones, They tuned my engine, resprayed the scratches and then crossed the line by trying to stick a Skoda badge on my car :shock: However they made a good job of the repairs!

Title: devil duck
Post by: Bunnie on August 16, 2007, 20:44:05

i dont think the french ones find the need to repair body work... fantastic if they did tho, my doors need repainting