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Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: neil2860 on August 15, 2007, 00:51:40

..."It's either me or the bike/car which has to go"




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Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on August 15, 2007, 07:50:17

There's also 'Wife Trader'


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Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: Boggert on August 15, 2007, 18:29:52

PMSL very good!

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: woody on August 17, 2007, 09:08:28

can you have a test ride before you buy


i'll get my coat :oops:  :oops:  :oops:

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: att on August 17, 2007, 18:20:52

Way it should be and has been throughout my life TBH.
All my wives have known that they will always be second to my bikes.
If I ever find a woman that can make me feel as good as a bike does I may change my opinion, untill then I am prepared to divorce and pay for the privelidge...Life is far too short to be unhappy.....

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: Range Rover Blues on August 17, 2007, 20:15:02

My wife:

owns a Capri

bought our first Range Rover :(biglove):

Found my LSE for me on Autotrader

Let me buy an RS2000

Can change wheelbearings

and knows some filthy jokes

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: Boggert on August 17, 2007, 20:45:37

Got to say...

My wife is the one who suggested I take my Bike test :lol:

Knows how to change the drive a tractor and connect a 3 point linkage up.

Can gut a cow by hand..... :shock: ..... Don't ask long story! LOL

But best of all puts up with my 4x4 thing :lol:

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: Evilgoat on August 17, 2007, 21:03:24

Put it that way

Ali found the Zook as I was muttering about thinking of getting one and paid for it. And although she doesnt drive it too much off road, throughly loves every minute and often helps put it back togetrher after.

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on August 17, 2007, 21:24:40

Quote from: "Range Rover Blues"

My wife:

owns a Capri

bought our first Range Rover :(biglove):

Found my LSE for me on Autotrader

Let me buy an RS2000

Can change wheelbearings

and knows some filthy jokes

Mine used to jump into a mates 101FC & tear off down the road in it, rode a motorbike, traded insults with drunks when she was on her A&E rotation when Nurse training & raced Mountain Bikes for 2 years

And you ought to see the Nurses we know who are Barnsley born & bred :(scared):

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: marjan on August 17, 2007, 21:39:24

Mine was a biker chick tearing around on a CB250RS when I met her and she tolerates my off roading obsession providing I leave her some shopping money when I go off for the day :lol:

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: Ja1983 on August 17, 2007, 21:52:59

hope SWMBO does NOT see this:

low mileage, recently serviced, bodywork in good condition, very reliable for type, although can be troublesome to get started occasionally (once a month!) pleasure to drive and turns heads, believed to be fitted with performance exhaust due to loud dominating growl... comes with many, many accessories... but willing and able to drag stuck landrovers out of muddy holes. nice curvy bodykit, big spotlights! good workhorse..

Purse not included...

looking for something with lower running costs - would consider supercharged V8.

Title: Ever heard these words...
Post by: Biodiesel-Bev on August 17, 2007, 22:17:53

A womans turn to have her say me thinks:

Now on my 6th 4x4,
Ridden motorbikes since I was 16,
Can and often drive our tractor and JCB when needed,
Can maintain my own cars (to a point),
Work full time and run a business,
Can drink many of my male friends under the table...

So many talents...so little time.   :wink: