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Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: lambert on September 01, 2007, 15:37:44
Found a good deep bit of river and decided to throw my spaniel in ducking stool style and blow me he floats! Does that make him a witch?
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: BrumLee on September 01, 2007, 16:10:54
You mean you forgot to put the bricks in the sack  :shock:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: lambert on September 01, 2007, 16:29:34
Ah is that what i missed? :D
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: wrecker on September 01, 2007, 19:30:03
not trying to out do ya mate but went to cornwall for a holiday,

went fishing for the day only to find out my dog had jumpd up in the back of my zook,and eat the bait and HOOK :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

took her to the vets and nothing they can do apart from pass it as they say :roll:  :lol:

still ant lost her hunger for my bl**dy trainers tho :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

mark
Title: Re: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: littlepow on September 01, 2007, 20:07:57
Quote from: "Bigbluemaverick"
Found a good deep bit of river and decided to throw my spaniel in ducking stool style and blow me he floats! Does that make him a witch?


So the dog is as light as a duck,  :hmm:

Best keep on his good side, do strange things happen when he's on his own?
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: muddyjlx on September 01, 2007, 20:25:27
is the dog made of wood then
and did it turn you into a newt :lol:
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: lambert on September 01, 2007, 21:11:53
Does the ability to open mars bars without hands count as magic. Cos he can do that without any outward sign of effort.  8)
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: SWEETY on September 01, 2007, 21:25:45
Quote from: "Bigbluemaverick"
Does the ability to open mars bars without hands count as magic. Cos he can do that without any outward sign of effort.  8)


No he's just a healthy dog thinking of his belly :lol:  :lol:
It's like when I have a pint in the house, i'll go to the toilet leaving a full pint & come back to only a 1/4 of a pint left :evil:
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: lambert on September 01, 2007, 21:43:56
Well he is on a diet only another 6 kilo's to get off him. Just wish that was all i needed to loose! :roll:
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: BrumLee on September 01, 2007, 23:02:14
Quote from: "SWEETY"
It's like when I have a pint in the house, i'll go to the toilet leaving a full pint & come back to only a 1/4 of a pint left :evil:


And in our house that'd be 1/4 pint of dog splother left in the bottom of the glass  :shock: I wish the missus kissed me like the dog, wet with plenty of tongue  :lol:  :lol:  hold on, that's granny I'm thinking of, not the dog  :shock:  :lol:
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: Drift on September 02, 2007, 00:52:33
This is what mine got up to last week when I took my eye off me pint  :shock:
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m237/Driftwood28/holiday%2007/DSCF4865.jpg)
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: wizard on September 02, 2007, 10:22:34
My pooch thinks he is a parrot

(http://members.mud-club.com/galleryimages/0e844ba57f2a0619c1528a3e1b5a1725.jpg)


wizard :twisted:
Title: Re: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 02, 2007, 12:06:05
Quote from: "Bigbluemaverick"
Found a good deep bit of river and decided to throw my spaniel in ducking stool style and blow me he floats! Does that make him a witch?


No, that makes him a duck. If he sank, he would be a fish.
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: littlepow on September 02, 2007, 17:08:11
Quote from: "Bigbluemaverick"
Does the ability to open mars bars without hands count as magic. Cos he can do that without any outward sign of effort.  8)


Not when he's a dog, they don't have any hands!  :roll:
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 02, 2007, 22:31:34
Quote from: "littlepow"
Quote from: "Bigbluemaverick"
Does the ability to open mars bars without hands count as magic. Cos he can do that without any outward sign of effort.  8)


Not when he's a dog, they don't have any hands!  :roll:


Does that mean that Marianne Faithful was a dog, coz she made a Mars Bar disapear!
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: dave_2A_2.25Turbo on September 02, 2007, 23:09:34
Thought that was Yoko?
Title: I think my dog is a witch!
Post by: BrumLee on September 03, 2007, 00:00:31
Quote from: "wizard"
My pooch thinks he is a parrot

(http://members.mud-club.com/galleryimages/0e844ba57f2a0619c1528a3e1b5a1725.jpg)


No he doesn't, he's another alcoholic dog trying to lick the beer out your beard  :lol:  :lol:

Wizard, you need to feed that Boerboel as he's looking slightly under-sized  :wink:  :lol:  :lol:
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