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Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: MudRat on September 05, 2007, 16:28:20

........................................... :? ................. I Dunno, but I am sure someone can come up with a witty answer, because i can't!!

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: Skibum346 on September 05, 2007, 16:31:47

A dozen....

One to change it and 11 to stand around telling stories or saying "Hssss... wouldn't do that mate... you need the left handed widget spinner to disengage the wotsit"!

 :twisted:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: Terranosaurus on September 05, 2007, 16:42:21

Quote from: "Skibum346"

A dozen....

One to change it and 11 to stand around telling stories or saying "Hssss... wouldn't do that mate... you need the left handed widget spinner to disengage the wotsit"!

 :twisted:  :lol:  :lol:

and another to tow the new bulb there with an 'A' frame

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: V8MoneyPit on September 05, 2007, 17:02:02

Depends if it's before or after the bar opening time  :lol:  :lol:

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: Drift on September 05, 2007, 17:09:05

Dunno cant even find the light switch to see how many are in the room  :?

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: Evilgoat on September 05, 2007, 17:11:12

Depends on the member.

Some just hold it up and the world revolves around them to screw it in (So they think)

Some smash the old one to bits and realise they cant get the old one out.

Some Buy a special racing bulb from a certain dealer which explodes and wiped the UK of the map

Some buy a competiton bulb from another company which is ultra small and bright enough to weld stainless

And theres the Lucas bulbs.... Oh hang on, is that why we are chainging it?

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: glaggs on September 05, 2007, 17:36:19

At least two, one to change the bulb and one to take the picture of his predicament.

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: wrecker on September 05, 2007, 20:31:27

what if you count police,medics,fire,

cos some will say,,,wet your finger mate,dont know weather the switch is on or off, :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: muddymart on September 06, 2007, 00:34:55

dissapointed  :(

i was hoping for:

6

1 to take it out ,after 5 of his mates came round for a cuppa, take it into the double garage, and spend 1  weekend trying to repair it after taking several hundred pictures of the removal ,the brew making, the nice garden and plants , and look where i park my landys upsetting the neighbours, my snap on tool boxes,

come on get it right !! :D

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: hairyasswelder on September 08, 2007, 19:57:20

Depends if its a lady mud club member, since having my son 6 months ago I seem to be able to do almost anything one handed, a light bulb should be a breeze :)

Jess

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: L90OOK on September 08, 2007, 21:12:32

None...far too busy on here!

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: lee celtic on September 08, 2007, 21:23:48

If it is a Disco headlight bulb it probley hassn't blown they are supposed to be that dim :lol:

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: hobbit on September 09, 2007, 12:31:02

Dont bother there's at least another 4 on the roof bar and whatever is on the front bar will do the job for now :)

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: thermidorthelobster on September 09, 2007, 13:05:52

Kev, you look like you've ram raided Brookwells and driven straight out the other side!

Title: How many Mud Clubbers does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Post by: The Landy Guy on September 09, 2007, 14:53:42

Quote from: "hobbit"

Dont bother there's at least another 4 on the roof bar and whatever is on the front bar will do the job for now :)

is that yours Kev?