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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: GREENI on September 12, 2007, 20:01:38

Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: GREENI on September 12, 2007, 20:01:38: Because there is a lot of people who don't love there job on my other topic, what's your dream job ?????

I would love be a public service HITMAN

You know, the phone call would go something like ;
"Hello is that Greeni ? I have a 'chav' in my town who verbally abuses old Mrs Miggins from no. 42, can you come sort the situation out ?"

MINT !!!

Or more realistically I would like to be a Professional Sperm Donator !!!
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 12, 2007, 20:19:52: A job where I can earn shed loads of cash, do naff all to earn it, not be answerable to anyone.

A politician!
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: hairyasswelder on September 12, 2007, 20:30:26: Am I the sad one of the bunch that would say a management accountant preferably doing cost and variance analysis? :oops:

Jess
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 12, 2007, 20:44:46: Quote from: "hairyasswelder"
Am I the sad one of the bunch that would say a management accountant preferably doing cost and variance analysis? :oops:

Jess

you be talking in tongues, you be! Is you sure you is not in league with the Horned One?
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: hairyasswelder on September 12, 2007, 20:48:45: Horned one as in Devil? Depends who you talk to, but as far as accounts go, I'm a nice accountant :)
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 12, 2007, 20:50:24: Quote from: "hairyasswelder"
Horned one as in Devil? Depends who you talk to, but as far as accounts go, I'm a nice accountant :)

Sounds like devil talk for ...........................Tax Inspector! Doomed, doomed, I tell ye! Sucks our blood, they does!
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: hairyasswelder on September 12, 2007, 20:52:58: Lol, oh no... I hate tax! I'd be the mean person that would cost up jobs and charge you over the odds for them :twisted:
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on September 12, 2007, 21:06:45: Dream Job, can I be greedy??

1. Costume fitter for Jeri Ryan if they ever make a new series of 'Star-Trek:Voyager'
"Set Phasers to Stunning"

2. Driver for the railtours that are organsied via the National Railway Museum (Green Arrow, Sir Nigel Gresley, Flying Scotsman - when he returns)
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Hobnailkelly on September 12, 2007, 21:19:18: Hows about driving round the Yorkshire Dales delivering paint ?

And it wasn't me who spilt a gallon of polyurethane varnish down Pool Bank, or emulsioned that car park in Otley magnolia, or did the same at Giggleswick School - honest ...
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: BigSi on September 12, 2007, 21:26:35: Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
1. Costume fitter for Jeri Ryan if they ever make a new series of 'Star-Trek:Voyager'
"Set Phasers to Stunning"

Do you want an assistant!!!!!!!!!!! =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on September 12, 2007, 21:28:40: Quote from: "jeep94"
Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
1. Costume fitter for Jeri Ryan if they ever make a new series of 'Star-Trek:Voyager'
"Set Phasers to Stunning"

Do you want an assistant!!!!!!!!!!! =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

No, I can manage all by myself thankyou.

If they don't make a new series, I'll be happy to assist with her wardrobe in that District Attorny TV programme 'Shark'
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: datalas on September 12, 2007, 21:59:30: Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
Quote from: "jeep94"
Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
1. Costume fitter for Jeri Ryan if they ever make a new series of 'Star-Trek:Voyager'
"Set Phasers to Stunning"

Do you want an assistant!!!!!!!!!!! =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

No, I can manage all by myself thankyou.

If they don't make a new series, I'll be happy to assist with her wardrobe in that District Attorny TV programme 'Shark'

Now you see, you're not very creative, you should have asked to *be* her wardrobe ...
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: BigSi on September 12, 2007, 22:09:35: Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
If they don't make a new series, I'll be happy to assist with her wardrobe in that District Attorny TV programme 'Shark'

Sound fair to me, you help move her heavy wardrobe, and Iâ€™ll sort out her clothes!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: martha focker on September 12, 2007, 22:16:01: i'v already got my dream job :lol:
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on September 12, 2007, 22:18:21: Quote from: "jeep94"
Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"
If they don't make a new series, I'll be happy to assist with her wardrobe in that District Attorny TV programme 'Shark'

Sound fair to me, you help move her heavy wardrobe, and Iâ€™ll sort out her clothes!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, but I'll sneak her out in it :lol: :lol:
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: BigSi on September 12, 2007, 22:30:23: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: extreme90 on September 12, 2007, 22:52:41: the chief tyre tester at d44 :P :P
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: freeagent on September 13, 2007, 18:59:46: bit hard to say really as my dream would be to have enough money to give up work, and choose how i spend my time.....

something involving 4x4's I guess... or fast cars... or hot women....or hot women in 4x4's/ fast cars.. :lol:
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Bunnie on September 13, 2007, 20:17:21: Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
A job where I can earn shed loads of cash, do naff all to earn it, not be answerable to anyone.

A politician!

that..... although i hadnt thought a bout the politician bit...
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Dave_ on September 14, 2007, 11:56:49: i did see a nice job offer in a mag... flying seaplanes around British Columbia doing scenic tours 8)

iv only got 1 hours flying under my belt, so i hope its still there in a few years :lol:
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: Priglet on September 14, 2007, 12:38:41: I fancy getting a bit of land, having an orchard and making cider, growing a few veg and possibly keeping some rare breed pigs - if I can make a living out of it and call it a job I don't know.
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: padjy on September 14, 2007, 17:00:28: id be Jeremy clarkson!! :lol: Hoon round in fast cars all dy showing off for the cameras! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB ???
Post by: TDi90 on September 14, 2007, 18:50:23: i want to be THE TRANSPORTER :lol: 8)

what a cool job that would be.,...