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Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: lambert on September 15, 2007, 07:17:23

Swmbo has asked to be taught how to drive! :shock:  :?

Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: hairyasswelder on September 15, 2007, 08:05:41

Reccomend a good instructor and buy her a small car  :wink:
Otherwise you WILL go hungry, and lonely (if you know what I mean) :roll:

Steve

Title: Re: A new meaning of fear
Post by: L90OOK on September 15, 2007, 08:11:34

Quote from: "Bigbluemaverick"

Swmbo has asked to be taught how to drive! :shock:  :?

Classic reply..."you already drive me round the bend" :shock:

Good luck  :lol:

Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: Jesska on September 15, 2007, 08:28:06

Quote from: "hairyasswelder"

Reccomend a good instructor and buy her a small car  :wink:
Otherwise you WILL go hungry, and lonely (if you know what I mean) :roll:

Steve

About the same as when you guys get a 4x4 then  :roll:

Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: Sider on September 15, 2007, 12:52:29

Whatever you do, don't get in the car with her until she has her full license, and even then, try keeping your hints to a minimum.

I think the only reason we didn't get a divorce when Kate was learning was that, since I am a professional driver, she could not rebute me, but by Jove, did we argue.

Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: V8MoneyPit on September 15, 2007, 14:57:29

Sarah has had her licence for 16 years.... and I still get scared when I'm in the passenger seat  :shock:  :lol:

Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: thermidorthelobster on September 15, 2007, 15:02:44

Loved ones don't take it well when you criticise their driving.  I once got an earfull for telling Abby she was about to drive through a red light (which she would have done, if I hadn't said anything).  I wasn't really expecting thanks, but abuse seemed a bit OTT.

Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: hairyasswelder on September 15, 2007, 16:33:17

Hehe, Ste has tried to teach me to drive several times, and EVERYTIME I've ended up crying :( lol Just get her some lessons, it'll save a lot of arguements!

Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: discomummy on September 17, 2007, 17:56:21

Hi,

i would recommend lessons - i can still remember the time that i walked off one way and himself stormed off the other way with the car in the middle of the road with both driver & passenger doors open and the engine running (in the middle of St Anns for those who know nottingham) - i am amazed that it did not disappear!

regards

ela

Title: A new meaning of fear
Post by: hairyasswelder on September 17, 2007, 18:26:33

Quote from: "discomummy"

Hi,

i would recommend lessons - i can still remember the time that i walked off one way and himself stormed off the other way with the car in the middle of the road with both driver & passenger doors open and the engine running (in the middle of St Anns for those who know nottingham) - i am amazed that it did not disappear!

regards

ela

I'm amazed you weren't mugged  :lol:  :lol: