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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: BigSi on September 16, 2007, 22:59:30

Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 16, 2007, 22:59:30: "To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an old pleasure with a new friend, and lift up the heart of a true friend by writing his name on the wings of a dragon."
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: zacspeed on September 17, 2007, 08:44:29: Er, yes. :shock:

Quote
share an old pleasure with a new friend

Now that could be misinterpreted :wink:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: martha focker on September 17, 2007, 12:47:49: lol :D
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 17, 2007, 21:40:38: "If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people."
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Post by: martha focker on September 18, 2007, 00:03:56: if u can, do it

if you can't keep trying :D
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 18, 2007, 22:48:50: "He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever."
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Post by: thermidorthelobster on September 18, 2007, 22:55:15: We used to have a saying at work:

There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.

I'll get mi coat...
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Post by: dreadnought110 on September 18, 2007, 23:06:04: where would we be without rhetorical questions?? :lol:
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Post by: redhand on September 18, 2007, 23:08:52: If you worry and it still happens. Would it have happened if you hadn't worried.
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Post by: Hobnailkelly on September 18, 2007, 23:22:06: If you can read and write thank a teacher.

If you can read an write English thank a soldier.
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Post by: martha focker on September 19, 2007, 11:26:12: Quote from: "Hobnailkelly"
If you can read and write thank a teacher.

If you can read an write English thank a soldier.

genius :D
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Post by: Duckhunter on September 19, 2007, 11:55:57: Reality is an illusion - caused by lack of alcohol!!
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Post by: discomummy on September 19, 2007, 12:23:22: Hi,

If you educate a man, you educate a person, if you educate a woman, you educate a family

regards

ela
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 19, 2007, 22:20:59: â€œLet us remember all those that we have recently lost, may there memories be with us always.â€ :( :( :( :(
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Post by: BigSi on September 20, 2007, 22:34:15: "You think you've lost your horse? Who knows, he may bring a whole herd back to you someday."
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Post by: martha focker on September 20, 2007, 23:20:54: the best thought ever is:

one life live it, because life is not a test run 8)
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Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 21, 2007, 19:21:50: "Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. :? "
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: P16LET on September 21, 2007, 20:16:14: "Don't spend your life as a mushroom - kept in the dark and fed on manure"

.....or........

"If a man makes a mistake and a woman isn't there to see it, is it still a mistake?!" :wink:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 21, 2007, 20:31:46: Quote from: "P16LET"
"Don't spend your life as a mushroom - kept in the dark and fed on manure"

Iâ€™ve also heard the same saying, but Iâ€™m sure is wasnâ€™t â€˜Manureâ€™!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: P16LET on September 21, 2007, 21:02:01: Funnily enough I heard the same thing too (..and lived as one for a while!)....so was done in the interests of good taste and little ears :wink: O:)
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 21, 2007, 21:06:59: Only joking!!! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 21, 2007, 23:10:08: "To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish."
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: martha focker on September 21, 2007, 23:59:08: Quote from: "jeep94"
"To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish."

did you just make that up :D :lol:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 22, 2007, 09:25:44: What! Youâ€™ve never heard of that well know Chinese proverb!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: skip on September 22, 2007, 10:25:08: Another chinese proverb. (It never wain when wind brow up) :-s :lol:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 22, 2007, 22:42:01: "Everyone speaks well of the bridge which carries him over."
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Post by: The Ant Hill Mob on September 24, 2007, 18:53:46: Confucious say
Man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger.
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Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 24, 2007, 20:37:47: Confucious also say:

"Man with hole in trouser pocket will feel cocky all day!"
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Post by: martha focker on September 24, 2007, 22:04:35: the man with a hole in his pocket will lose a lot of stuff :oops:

it had to be done :lol:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 25, 2007, 23:12:08: "When you want to test the depths of a stream, don't use both feet."
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Post by: martha focker on September 25, 2007, 23:21:41: when you press your accelerator think, speed kills :!: :wink:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 26, 2007, 22:09:21: "Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as the rain of spring."
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Post by: BigSi on September 27, 2007, 21:38:04: "A person whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow an elephant."
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Post by: Hobnailkelly on September 28, 2007, 01:32:51: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence; it's only when you get there that you realise it's 'cos they dump so much manure on it!
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 28, 2007, 21:31:14: "Avoid suspicion: when you're walking through your neighbor's melon patch, don't tie your shoe."
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: beast5680 on September 28, 2007, 21:39:30: Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: beast5680 on September 28, 2007, 21:43:07: If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Title: Re: Final thought of the day
Post by: Range Rover Blues on September 29, 2007, 02:03:52: Quote from: "jeep94"
"To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend,."

Hmm, it's been on my mind lately. One of my oldest friends has just lost his job and I want to help him out if I can...........
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on September 29, 2007, 23:29:08: "You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back."
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on October 01, 2007, 00:06:25: "Insects do not nest in a busy door-hinge."
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on October 02, 2007, 22:10:37: "The one who understands does not speak, the one who speaks does not understand."
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on October 03, 2007, 23:20:15: "A bad word whispered will echo a hundred miles."
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on October 04, 2007, 21:59:15: "A fall into a ditch makes you wiser."
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Post by: daggie on October 04, 2007, 22:01:04: [!Expletive Deleted!] :roll:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on October 09, 2007, 22:56:55: "Though you live near a forest, do not waste firewood."
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: martha focker on October 09, 2007, 23:04:16: how many more of these have you got :lol:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: STEVE AXWORTHY on October 09, 2007, 23:37:25: for the folicly chalenged my father always said "grass never grows on a busy street"
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on October 10, 2007, 00:03:49: Quote from: "martha focker"
how many more of these have you got :lol:

Should be finished by sep 2009!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Final thought of the day
Post by: BigSi on October 12, 2007, 22:36:40: "To know the road ahead, ask those coming back."
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Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 13, 2007, 12:40:35: My old sergeant, an owner of a rather large beer belly used to say (in reference to his protruding gut)
"If you got a large nail, you've got to have a large hammer to knock it in"
I wonder what he was on about? :-k