Mud-club
Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: GREENI on September 22, 2007, 23:14:51
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Ok, instead of laning, I will be cleaning the 90 tomorrow...
The comp is... guess why (no, I'm not gay)
The correct answer wins a big GOT MUD? decal, as my website...
The funniest answer will also win a prize.....
Im the judge, my decision is final......
Yes winners WILL actually get said prizes, cuz i'm a nice kinda guy!!!!
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are you sure your not gay :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Either, you have an obsessive compulsive disorder, or your 90 is so dirty you cant see out the windows.
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are you sure your not gay :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :wink:
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You are having a liason with a lady tomorrow evening? :shock: :D
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It's being used as wedding transport?
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Have you sold it at last?
:wink:
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you (like me) have had a visit from the boys in blue after repeated complaints from your neighbours about the amount of crud your leaving in the street....................or your gay
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Are we having a gay moment here?
:wink:
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Ok, so far, i'm a gay, ocd suffering chaeffur, car selling bad neighbour, who has a date with a lady..............and also a bit gay :lol:
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but are any of us close??
is the MOT due on monday and your cleaning it to keep the tester happy and not covered in mud
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The best bit is.......
no, you can wait....more please...
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even the dogs refusing to get in it??
People are queing up to use it as a landfill site?
Got a glossy photo shoot?
Fed up with all the poo falling on you when you get under it to do some work :roll:
It's going for an MOT?
.... :-k
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Because you'v been laning today instead
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The potatoes planted have been harvested and so it's time to change the soil?
Ok so it might be very muddy! :?
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You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.
:shock: Is it a gay pub? :shock: :lol:
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because you want a pic on the front of max power :lol: )or one of the other mags.
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You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.
:shock: Is it a gay pub? :shock: :lol:
haha your worried now :lol:
i agree with the gay bit haha :lol:
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Some one asked what colour your 90 was and it's been that long you've forgotten yourself..........
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is there someone important going to see you at home or at work.
your misses is fed up with it,
your jeans will get dirty.
why am i playing iv got a sticker. more will be appreciated :lol:
its sosegues new job 8)
you need to show you have a little responsablitly (god knows why)
do you want to do mine while your at it? :lol:
its your second photo shoot :P
you need the mud for some reason :?
your drive is just dirty
do we win anything for the most answers :lol:
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You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.
:shock: Is it a gay pub? :shock: :lol:
haha your worried now :lol:
i agree with the gay bit haha :lol:
i mean about greeni not the pub 8)
[!Expletive Deleted!] iv lost the comp now :lol:
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You're the only bonnet buffer in the village
:P
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hay now i can get angry :lol: 8)
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Your most recent passanger wiped their feet... after getting out of your 90...?
Skibum
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Well so far there has been a correct answer, I wont say who yet,
i'll wait until I have photographic evidence......
We need funny answers now......
Oh yeah, can I just make a couple of points....
I have NOTHING against gay men...I once went on holiday with one !!!
I HATE football...it's played by ear-ring wearing, hair product using pretty boys !
I will be the one taking a LADY to the pub meet, not other men 8)
I would say i'm NOT gay, ALTHOUGH...
I have been known to WOLF WHISTLE at MEN in CONVERTIBLES, new style BUGS and AUDI TT's....but I think that's in a URINE EXTRACTING context !!!!
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you got yourself out of doing the dishes.
you mother in law is coming and YOU dont want to be in.
Daz
you swmbo want to go to the garden ctr to get some peat and you can save a few bob you getting it off the lr...
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you swmbo want to go to the garden ctr to get some peat and you can save a few bob you getting it off the lr...
:lol:
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Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki? :shock:
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Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki? :shock:
Had one already!!!!
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Ok, Perhaps you vehicle is over weight due to excess mud??
You cannot find the cat, but have noticed a cat shape lump under the mud?
DEFRA won't pay you to keep your car as set a side anymore, so you need a more sandy soil to grow carrots!
Or the simple one... Its very dirty!
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DEFRA won't pay you to keep your car as set a side anymore, so you need a more sandy soil to grow carrots!
:(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):
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Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki? :shock:
Given there is nout as quere as foke, I would have though a jeep wrangler would be more likely.
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It's broken from laning yesterday & you want to get out of the housework!
It's so well camouflage keep losing it in the woods!
Your fed up with sweeping the roads behind you. :shock:
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I am confused!!!!
So what the question?
Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?
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I am confused!!!!
So what the question?
Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?
thatas for you to decide :D
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come on grenni whos won :lol:
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you have been done for speeding in a brown lr and when you go to the police in the morning you are going to show them that your lr is white and not brown.. must be a ringer officer :D
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speeding in that thing i don't think so :lol:
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its due for a foto shoot with total offroad cant remember when tho, altho you did tell me last weekend :oops:
now a shot at the funny answer,
your pig sick of spending hours getting ready to go out getting in clean 90 nice and cleen, and getting out the otherside dirtier than you got the weekend previous when you were offroading, even thought you aint left the tarmac .... or is that just me ? :P
dan
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its due for a foto shoot with total offroad cant remember when tho, altho you did tell me last weekend :oops:
now a shot at the funny answer,
your pig sick of spending hours getting ready to go out getting in clean 90 nice and cleen, and getting out the otherside dirtier than you got the weekend previous when you were offroading, even thought you aint left the tarmac .... or is that just me ? :P
dan
Well, correct, but someone beat ya to it !!!! (and you had the unfair advantage of being told)
You are right about the second part too !!!
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speeding in that thing i don't think so :lol:
may have been going downhill with the wind behind it.
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Got a glossy photo shoot?
.... :-k
IS THE WINNER OF THE FACT PART :wink:
PM me and i'll send you said prize!!!!!!
Funniest yet to be decided !!!
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your just very bored.
fed up with your missus and going out around hanley looking for someone else :lol:
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Got a glossy photo shoot?
.... :-k
told ya
He been done for speeding :(biglaugh):
Daz
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Greeni
Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on :-k
:roll:
Cheers
Jamie
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your selling vehicle and have become more attached to the mud so going to throw it over new landie
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Greeni
Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on :-k
:roll:
Cheers
Jamie
Pleasure's all mine fella 8)
Now to decide the funny one !!!
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Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?
THATS FUNNY HAVE JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Greeni
Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on
SEND IT TO ME IF YOU WANT.iV'E GOT LOADS OF ROOM FOR IT ON THE LANDY
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its as dirty as his rear end so he wnats to stand out when he stands next to it :lol:
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You cannot find the cat, but have noticed a cat shape lump under the mud?
IS the winner of the funny bit !!!! All though Jonboys gay comment was good....
I have cats, that's what did it !!
PM me for your prize !!
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congrats to you :lol:
now can i have one because your a nice bloke :lol:
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congrats to you :lol:
now can i have one because your a nice bloke :lol:
I'll bring you one tonight 8)
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cheers buddy :D