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Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 22, 2007, 23:14:51
Ok, instead of laning, I will be cleaning the 90 tomorrow...

The comp is... guess why (no, I'm not gay)
The correct answer wins a big GOT MUD? decal, as my website...
The funniest answer will also win a prize.....

Im the judge, my decision is final......
Yes winners WILL actually get said prizes, cuz i'm a nice kinda guy!!!!
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: J B on September 22, 2007, 23:16:44
are you sure your not gay  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: diggerdog36 on September 22, 2007, 23:19:16
Either, you have an obsessive compulsive disorder, or your 90 is so dirty you cant see out the windows.
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 22, 2007, 23:21:49
Quote from: "jon boy"
are you sure your not gay  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


 :lol:  :wink:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: lambert on September 22, 2007, 23:27:46
You are having a liason with a lady tomorrow evening? :shock:  :D
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Devon-Rover on September 22, 2007, 23:31:18
It's being used as wedding transport?
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Jake on September 22, 2007, 23:31:40
Have you sold it at last?
 :wink:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: spinkster on September 22, 2007, 23:36:27
you (like me) have had a visit from the boys in blue after repeated complaints from your neighbours about the amount of crud your leaving in the street....................or your gay
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Jake on September 22, 2007, 23:39:15
Are we having a gay moment here?
 :wink:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 22, 2007, 23:39:55
Ok, so far, i'm a gay, ocd suffering chaeffur, car selling bad neighbour, who has a date with a lady..............and also a bit gay :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: spinkster on September 22, 2007, 23:42:07
but are any of us close??


is the MOT due on monday and your cleaning it to keep the tester happy and not covered in mud
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 22, 2007, 23:43:18
The best bit is.......
















no, you can wait....more please...
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: L90OOK on September 22, 2007, 23:43:19
even the dogs refusing to get in it??
People are queing up to use it as a landfill site?

Got a glossy photo shoot?

Fed up with all the poo falling on you when you get under it to do some work :roll:

It's going for an MOT?

.... :-k
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Ricky on September 23, 2007, 00:02:07
Because you'v been laning today instead
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Devon-Rover on September 23, 2007, 00:11:41
The potatoes planted have been harvested and so it's time to change the soil?

Ok so it might be very muddy!  :?
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Lee_D on September 23, 2007, 00:20:45
You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.

 :shock:  Is it a gay pub?  :shock:   :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: mobi on September 23, 2007, 00:33:11
because you want a pic on the front of max power :lol: )or one of the other mags.
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 23, 2007, 00:49:40
Quote from: "Lee_D"
You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.

 :shock:  Is it a gay pub?  :shock:   :lol:


haha your worried now :lol:



i agree with the gay bit haha :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: mill2020 on September 23, 2007, 00:50:17
Some one asked what colour your 90 was and it's been that long you've forgotten yourself..........
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 23, 2007, 01:00:45
is there someone important going to see you at home or at work.

your misses is fed up with it,

your jeans will get dirty.

why am i playing iv got a sticker. more will be appreciated :lol:

its sosegues new job 8)

you need to show you have a little responsablitly (god knows why)

do you want to do mine while your at it?  :lol:

its your second photo shoot :P

you need the mud for some reason :?

your drive is just dirty

do we win anything for the most answers :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 23, 2007, 01:04:32
Quote from: "martha focker"
Quote from: "Lee_D"
You've turned in to a blingtastic car tart and are getting ready for Thursdays pub meet.

 :shock:  Is it a gay pub?  :shock:   :lol:


haha your worried now :lol:



i agree with the gay bit haha :lol:


i mean about greeni not the pub 8)

[!Expletive Deleted!] iv lost the comp now :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Lee_D on September 23, 2007, 01:46:44
You're the only bonnet buffer in the village


:P
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 23, 2007, 01:54:15
hay now i can get angry :lol:  8)
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Skibum346 on September 23, 2007, 03:46:45
Your most recent passanger wiped their feet... after getting out of your 90...?

Skibum
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 23, 2007, 08:51:21
Well so far there has been a correct answer, I wont say who yet,
i'll wait until I have photographic evidence......
We need funny answers now......
Oh yeah, can I just make a couple of points....
I have NOTHING against gay men...I once went on holiday with one !!!
I HATE football...it's played by ear-ring wearing, hair product using pretty boys !
I will be the one taking a LADY to the pub meet, not other men 8)

I would say i'm NOT gay, ALTHOUGH...
I have been known to WOLF WHISTLE at MEN in CONVERTIBLES, new style BUGS and AUDI TT's....but I think that's in a URINE EXTRACTING context !!!!
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Daz800 on September 23, 2007, 08:53:46
you got yourself out of doing the dishes.

you mother in law is coming and YOU dont want to be in.

Daz

you swmbo want to go to the garden ctr to get some peat and you can save a few bob you getting it off the lr...
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 23, 2007, 08:57:14
Quote from: "Daz800"

you swmbo want to go to the garden ctr to get some peat and you can save a few bob you getting it off the lr...


 :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: zacspeed on September 23, 2007, 08:58:42
Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki?  :shock:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 23, 2007, 09:00:10
Quote from: "zacspeed"
Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki?  :shock:


Had one already!!!!
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Boggert on September 23, 2007, 09:00:42
Ok, Perhaps you vehicle is over weight due to excess mud??

You cannot find the cat, but have noticed a cat shape lump under the mud?

DEFRA won't pay you to keep your car as set a side anymore, so you need a more sandy soil to grow carrots!

Or the simple one... Its very dirty!
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: skip on September 23, 2007, 09:31:43
Quote
DEFRA won't pay you to keep your car as set a side anymore, so you need a more sandy soil to grow carrots!
  :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: clbarclay on September 23, 2007, 10:16:39
Quote from: "zacspeed"
Is it because you've seen the light, sold it & are going to buy a Suzuki?  :shock:


Given there is nout as quere as foke, I would have though a jeep wrangler would be more likely.
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: L90OOK on September 23, 2007, 10:17:37
It's broken from laning yesterday & you want to get out of the housework!

It's so well camouflage keep losing it in the woods!

Your fed up with sweeping the roads behind you.  :shock:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: corrosiverob on September 23, 2007, 10:42:30
I am confused!!!!

So what the question?

Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 23, 2007, 15:10:51
Quote from: "corrosiverob"
I am confused!!!!

So what the question?

Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?


thatas for you to decide :D
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 23, 2007, 15:50:56
come on grenni whos won  :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Daz800 on September 23, 2007, 17:23:49
you have been done for speeding in a brown lr and when you go to the police in the morning you are going to show them that your lr is white and not brown.. must be a ringer officer :D
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 23, 2007, 18:15:56
speeding in that thing i don't think so :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: extreme90 on September 23, 2007, 18:44:01
its due for a foto shoot with total offroad cant remember when tho, altho you did tell me last weekend  :oops:

now a shot at the funny answer,
 your pig sick of spending hours getting ready to go out getting in clean 90 nice and cleen, and getting out the otherside dirtier than you got the weekend previous when you were offroading, even thought you aint left the tarmac  .... or is that just me ?  :P

dan
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 23, 2007, 19:56:10
Quote from: "TheBlueySilverThing"
its due for a foto shoot with total offroad cant remember when tho, altho you did tell me last weekend  :oops:

now a shot at the funny answer,
 your pig sick of spending hours getting ready to go out getting in clean 90 nice and cleen, and getting out the otherside dirtier than you got the weekend previous when you were offroading, even thought you aint left the tarmac  .... or is that just me ?  :P

dan


Well, correct, but someone beat ya to it !!!! (and you had the unfair advantage of being told)
You are right about the second part too !!!
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Daz800 on September 23, 2007, 19:56:43
Quote from: "martha focker"
speeding in that thing i don't think so :lol:


may have been going downhill with the wind behind it.
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 23, 2007, 19:58:14
Quote from: "L90OOK"

Got a glossy photo shoot?


.... :-k



IS THE WINNER OF THE FACT PART :wink:

PM me and i'll send you said prize!!!!!!


Funniest yet to be decided !!!
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 23, 2007, 21:11:51
your just very bored.

fed up with your missus and going out around hanley looking for someone else :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: Daz800 on September 23, 2007, 21:16:20
Quote from: GREENI
Quote from: "L90OOK"

Got a glossy photo shoot?


.... :-k



told ya
He been done for speeding :(biglaugh):

Daz
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: L90OOK on September 25, 2007, 17:20:53
Greeni

Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on :-k
 :roll:
Cheers

Jamie
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: 4 landies on September 25, 2007, 17:54:11
your selling vehicle and have become more attached to the mud so going to throw it over new landie
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 25, 2007, 18:32:45
Quote from: "L90OOK"
Greeni

Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on :-k
 :roll:
Cheers

Jamie


Pleasure's all mine fella 8)

Now to decide the funny one !!!
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: richo on September 25, 2007, 18:47:53
Why are you not laning today or are you dropping anchor in poo bay?
THATS FUNNY HAVE JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: richo on September 25, 2007, 18:50:49
Quote from: L90OOK
Greeni

Received the sticker today...many thanks \:D/
Now to decide which vehicle to put it on

SEND IT TO ME IF YOU WANT.iV'E GOT LOADS OF ROOM FOR IT ON THE LANDY
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 25, 2007, 19:32:08
its as dirty as his rear end so he wnats to stand out when he stands next to it :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 27, 2007, 09:13:45
Quote from: "Boggert"
You cannot find the cat, but have noticed a cat shape lump under the mud?



IS the winner of the funny bit !!!! All though Jonboys gay comment was good....

I have cats, that's what did it !!

PM me for your prize !!
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 27, 2007, 16:58:50
congrats to you :lol:

now can i have one because your a nice bloke :lol:
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: GREENI on September 27, 2007, 17:02:32
Quote from: "martha focker"
congrats to you :lol:

now can i have one because your a nice bloke :lol:


I'll bring you one tonight  8)
Title: Guess why i'm cleaning, not laning tomorrow...PRIZES 2 B WON
Post by: martha focker on September 27, 2007, 17:27:22
cheers buddy :D
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