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Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on October 24, 2007, 22:49:01

At least the old Ministry Of Transport adverts weren't like this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_HsZQavzkP0) :lol:

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Spacemud on October 24, 2007, 23:54:54

Cheered me up, that did  :lol:

When we were kids and Dave Allen came on the Telly we knew it was time for bed so tried to be really quiet so that we weren't sent out! He used to SWEAR!!!..........oh how times have changed  :roll:

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: crazymac on October 25, 2007, 10:26:45

Oh BBBBBBB I've just blown my speakers somehow?? so I couldn't hear it.

My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:

When the second hand is at the three, thats a quarter. At the 6 its a half etc

Sooooo funny

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on October 25, 2007, 10:41:50

Quote from: "crazymac"

My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:

You mean.........

The first hand is the 'Hour hand', the second hand is the 'Minute hand'. The Third hand is the 'Second Hand' (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MS5P6GcUC4s)

No wonder it's hard to teach kids the time


However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

"What time is it, please?
"Erm, it's Ten Ten AAAAAARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: thermidorthelobster on October 25, 2007, 11:18:11

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

I had a girlfriend once who wasn't very hot on analogue clocks.  She'd only ever learned on digital.

She also failed her cycling proficiency test, because her bike had back-pedal braking and she'd never used hand-controlled brakes before!

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Evilgoat on October 25, 2007, 11:24:59

Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

I had a girlfriend once who wasn't very hot on analogue clocks.  She'd only ever learned on digital.

She also failed her cycling proficiency test, because her bike had back-pedal braking and she'd never used hand-controlled brakes before!

Back pedal brakes rocked. The only way to a truly impressive rear-wheel skid (I went through a few tyres on the back)

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Skibum346 on October 25, 2007, 11:33:57

Dave Allen is brill!

BEst line of all however, given where he came from and a lesson to us all...

Quote

Goodnight, and may your god go with you

If only that sentiment was more prevelent.

Skibum

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on October 25, 2007, 11:39:10

The thing that still gets to me is that we never got to see Dave Allen as a Bishop, or indeed the Pope, in an episode of 'Father Ted'

Can you imagine him in that house??, fighting with Jack over the last bottle of Whisky?? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: crazymac on October 25, 2007, 12:37:43

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

Quote from: "crazymac"

My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:

You mean.........

The first hand is the 'Hour hand', the second hand is the 'Minute hand'. The Third hand is the 'Second Hand' (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MS5P6GcUC4s)

No wonder it's hard to teach kids the time



However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

"What time is it, please?
"Erm, it's Ten Ten AAAAAARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I assume thats the one as I can't listen to it :evil:  due to blown speakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Range Rover Blues on October 27, 2007, 01:37:42

I could spend all night watching Dave Allen on U-tube

I likes  http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JYwwLeLGV2Y

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on October 27, 2007, 10:10:31

Quote from: "Range Rover Blues"

I could spend all night watching Dave Allen on U-tube

I likes  http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JYwwLeLGV2Y

I like the Funeral 'race' (linked at side of the 'guards')

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Bishops Finger on October 27, 2007, 22:29:55

Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man"

The thing that still gets to me is that we never got to see Dave Allen as a Bishop, or indeed the Pope, in an episode of 'Father Ted'

Can you imagine him in that house??, fighting with Jack over the last bottle of Whisky?? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

That is a thought that has made me laugh 8)  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Drink-Driving
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 28, 2007, 09:04:37

Classic Dave Allen.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NxvdOr9ISj0