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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Evilgoat on October 28, 2007, 18:03:25

Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: Evilgoat on October 28, 2007, 18:03:25: While playing in a 4x4 in the rain I will remeber that not ALL puddles are fair game. In particular I will avoid the slightly green looking ones at the edge of farm land.

2 dunks through the ford and a blast up the motorway and it doesnt smell too strongly of cow/pig/dead things/slurry anymore. :shock:
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: Silvery Thing on October 28, 2007, 18:12:08: Sorry.... but did find that funny :D
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 28, 2007, 18:13:59: My old Sergeant in Norfolk took the nice new TD5 90 that had just been delivered out and he ended up sticking the nose into a dyke (can I say that?) that was full of run off from a slurry pond.
The car honked for weeks after. Birty Dugger!
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: Evilgoat on October 28, 2007, 18:18:03: We thought it was funny at the time, then the smell didnt fade... :)
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: Yoshi on October 28, 2007, 18:22:41: Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
My old Sergeant in Norfolk took the nice new TD5 90 that had just been delivered out and he ended up sticking the nose into a dyke (can I say that?) that was full of run off from a slurry pond.
The car honked for weeks after. Birty Dugger!

His nose or the cars nose :o :roll: no wonder he's a Birty Dugger!!! lol
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: beast5680 on October 28, 2007, 18:45:16: Quote from: "Evilgoat"
We thought it was funny at the time, then the smell didnt fade... :)

it does go after 3 maybe 4 weeks :lol: its a permanent addition to my service van during the winter as itravel the farms to fix machinery :roll:
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: muddyjlx on October 28, 2007, 19:33:26: we had one on a green lane in newbery.
the lane ran along side a pig farm and all the slurry drained down into the lane.

we all crawled through it, but one chap decided to play silly [!Expletive Deleted!].

roof down windows open and woosh.
one interior full of pig [!Expletive Deleted!].

oh how we laughed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: strapping young lad on October 28, 2007, 20:36:07: have you seen the episode of vicar of dibley where dawn french tries to splash a puddle and falls in :)

just remember that slurry puddles are darker and thicker :)

but dont get rid of the smell since people will think you are a farmer :)
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: richo on October 28, 2007, 20:49:53: Watch out for cow pats too they stick to the side steps and smell for weeks
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: mud-club-matty on October 28, 2007, 22:52:10: would not bother me one bit im used to the smell lol
Title: Important lesson learned
Post by: daveyravey on October 29, 2007, 00:25:02: Quote from: "muddyjlx"
we had one on a green lane in newbery.
the lane ran along side a pig farm and all the slurry drained down into the lane.

we all crawled through it, but one chap decided to play silly !Expletive Deleted!.

roof down windows open and woosh.
one interior full of pig !Expletive Deleted!.

oh how we laughed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Reminds me of the time an old friend fell into a slurry lagoon whilst acting the goat.
We were all laughing sooo hard, we ended up on our knees.
Luckily enough, there was a rope handy & we managed to pull him out.
After hosing him off, we threw him into an old cattle trailer & towed him home, cos he stunk to high heaven.
His mother had the last laugh cos she made him strip naked at the back door & scrubbed him from head to toe with disinfectant before letting anywhere near the shower.