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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Evilgoat on October 29, 2007, 19:09:34

Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: Evilgoat on October 29, 2007, 19:09:34: As a laff, lets start a set of measurements we can all use on the forum, mainly to add to the sillness :) Feel free to join in and I'll start with my proposal, the standard Chav measurment of IQ.

A normal person is about 100 Megachavs or MCv whereas your averavrge burger flipper in their McJob is about 1 Chav. your avereage 17 y/o Corsa Drive comes in at about 10 millichavs (mCv).

Hmm looks like the idea of having single whole units to measure Chavs in fell over already. Need picoChavs for Reality TV 'Stars'
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: 666 on October 29, 2007, 19:26:51: Sorry you lost me straight after you assumed that a chav has an IQ :wink:

Cheers

Mark
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: muddymesser on October 29, 2007, 19:40:43: Quote from: "666"
Sorry you lost me straight after you assumed that a chav has an IQ :wink:

Cheers

Mark

haha its the same here
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: Lincs niva on October 29, 2007, 19:41:11: Yes i didnt think CHAV'S had an IQ they certainly dont around our area :?

Cheers Gav
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: Silvery Thing on October 29, 2007, 20:44:49: I have used a scale called 'Plonker' for quite a few years :roll:

Sometimes I find those people that answer the phones some of the overseas call centres register as high as 7 on the plonker scale. The regular 'trolley dolly' at my local supermarket might reach 6, thatâ€™s only because they can tie a shoelace :wink:

If anyone receives a 10 then they are totally inept and stupid.
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: Eeyore on October 30, 2007, 08:13:05: I like it!

Could we also measure common sense by the angle a baseball cap is worn from dead-ahead?

Is there a relationship between PicoCHAVs and the height of underwear showing above someones trousers? :lol:

Cheers
8)
Eeyore
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: Range Rover Blues on October 30, 2007, 20:36:07: Quote from: "Eeyore"

Is there a relationship between PicoCHAVs and the height of underwear showing above someones trousers? :lol:

Cheers
8)
Eeyore

Or should that be peek-o-chav :lol:

Anyway, would someone care to set the benchamrk?
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: burgerman on October 30, 2007, 20:49:12: on the topic of "chavs" saw a white low noisey tinted windowed of a vehicle today and the reg was C4 HAV But the 4 was considerably smaller than the other numbers,

My guess they paid a lotta dough for the plate and hopefully saved a little for the fines i think it will attract :lol:

P.S I aint knocking anyones lifestyle, Each to there own i say, But does make me giggle @ times :lol:
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: Evilgoat on October 30, 2007, 21:11:29: Quote from: "Range Rover Blues"
Quote from: "Eeyore"

Is there a relationship between PicoCHAVs and the height of underwear showing above someones trousers? :lol:

Cheers
8)
Eeyore

Or should that be peek-o-chav :lol:

Anyway, would someone care to set the benchamrk?

I think you may be mistaking that with the 'Goth' standard measure of doom, gloom and general depression. Anymore than 1 Goth is considered dead though.
Title: Mudclub 'Units'
Post by: Skibum346 on October 30, 2007, 22:29:32: With this evidence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAWe7Xk5e4A) I'd like to propose as a measure... a Yank (Yk).

1 Yk = 1 uChav

Thereby providing a handy way of simplifying the measurement of chavdom.

In fact... I'd like to propose the Yk as the universal measurement as everything else can be measured in multiples of Yk's. After all... I feel this evidence proves the benchmark for a Yk to be lower than a snakes belly!

That does pose the problem however of measuring those of our colonial cousins who graduated from primary school... so... I propose we adopt the measure of 1 Brit (Brt).

1 Brt = 100 Yk's

**With apologies to our American members!**

Skibum