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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: BigSi on October 30, 2007, 21:15:48

Title: Why?
Post by: BigSi on October 30, 2007, 21:15:48: Why is it in scary movies, nobody turns on the lights before entering a dark room? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Why?
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 30, 2007, 21:40:10: Much the same reason as when in a war film the soldier who starts saying "when this all over, I'm going to buy alittle farm and settle down", usually gets bumped off :shock:
Title: Why?
Post by: freelanderpx54 on October 30, 2007, 22:05:10: And for the sme reason that you don't take the breakdown companies phone number out with you because the Landy is behaving herself
Title: Why?
Post by: Skibum346 on October 30, 2007, 22:35:08: ... and the same reason people run away from the bad guys/monsters... by going up.... :shock:

Lemme see... shall I run fast and get as many possible route choices between me and them/it or shall I run up like a frerret upa drainpipe to a roof where I will be disappointed to find a distinct lack of exits... other than the rather obvious one!

:roll:
Title: Why?
Post by: Evilgoat on October 30, 2007, 22:45:56: Same reason the 'new' character in any Sci-Fi episode dies horribly not long after they start.

If they happened to be an Ensign in any Star Trek series dont even try remeber the name, they wont last long enough :)
Title: Why?
Post by: strapping young lad on October 30, 2007, 23:35:03: and why do the baddies in van damme and segal films always stand there and get battered, why not duck or something!
Title: Why?
Post by: Welshbreed on October 31, 2007, 15:52:24: why do zombie films always use blunt objects? (well I suppose they are cool...)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: V8MoneyPit on October 31, 2007, 15:57:09: Quote from: "jeep94"
Why is it in scary movies, nobody turns on the lights before entering a dark room? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

It's a good job monsters and ghost are slow. Scooby and Shaggy take ages to actually start moving after they start running! Sorry, is that not the sort of scary movie you mean? :lol:
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: datalas on October 31, 2007, 18:01:11: Quote from: "jeep94"
Why is it in scary movies, nobody turns on the lights before entering a dark room? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

A better question is why would you enter the room when you can hear all that heavy violin music ?
Title: Why?
Post by: Thrasher on October 31, 2007, 18:08:52: Why do people go out to see what the strange howling is .. dressed only in slippers and a dressing gown?!
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: BigSi on October 31, 2007, 18:26:14: Quote from: "datalas"
A better question is why would you enter the room when you can hear all that heavy violin music ?

You would think they would notice the Full String Orchestra sitting in the corner of the room playing away!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: datalas on October 31, 2007, 18:27:30: Quote from: "jeep94"
Quote from: "datalas"
A better question is why would you enter the room when you can hear all that heavy violin music ?

You would think they would notice the Full String Orchestra sitting in the corner of the room playing away!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

and how come nobody asks the orchestra for witness statements ?
Title: Why?
Post by: BigSi on October 31, 2007, 18:35:47: Why is it that torches are so rubbish, and only illuminate one square inch at a time! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Why?
Post by: Evilgoat on October 31, 2007, 18:49:00: Film guns always have unlimited clips/mags?
Title: Why?
Post by: datalas on October 31, 2007, 18:55:22: Do people leave the cap of the toothpaste off? it goes all hard and sticks to the sink.
Title: Why?
Post by: Thrasher on October 31, 2007, 19:06:21: ...manage to download important files from machines that are not connected to the network ... or sometimes not even powered up!

..and why do they always have funky GUI's that do nothing? (like in Jurassic Park ... although sad geek I am have a file browser that actually clones that "unix" thing she was using :roll: )
Title: Why?
Post by: beast5680 on October 31, 2007, 19:58:28: same reason as my disco wont start when i put the jump pack back in the garage :?
Title: Why?
Post by: Boddle on November 01, 2007, 13:03:47: And why the hero always manages to shoot all 20 of the bad guys and the bad guys never hit them once.
Title: Why?
Post by: littlepow on November 01, 2007, 13:46:17: Why doesn't anyone ever kill Jessica Fletcher in Murder she wrote. Sheriff Amus could even find his nose with both hands glued to it.
Title: Why?
Post by: Welshbreed on November 01, 2007, 15:08:41: Quote
Why doesn't anyone ever kill Jessica Fletcher in Murder she wrote. Sheriff Amus could even find his nose with both hands glued to it.

I've never hated anyone as much as I hate that old lady

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And why the hero always manages to shoot all 20 of the bad guys and the bad guys never hit them once.

Watch "Man on Fire" great film, but long start. quite possibly my favourite film infact
Title: Why?
Post by: littlepow on November 01, 2007, 15:15:13: Quote from: "Evilgoat"
Film guns always have unlimited clips/mags?

Watch hard boiled, they only run out of ammo once. Just to build tension, amazing how many rounds a 6 shooter holds!
Title: Why?
Post by: Pete on November 01, 2007, 17:03:10: The same sort of people who, move into a house where their small kid is in the TV and blood drips from wall sockets and taps, while a disembodied voice tels them to GET OUT.
If that's not a hint then I wouldn't want to find out what is..
Pete.
Title: Why?
Post by: BigSi on November 01, 2007, 18:32:07: Why somebody might think itâ€™s a good idea to spend the night in a Mental Asylum for the Criminally Insane (which is always unlocked, and with the power still on)!!

Surprise, surprise, not everyone comes out!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Why?
Post by: Evilgoat on November 01, 2007, 18:40:12: Would you turn a Plague pit/TB CLinic/Assylum into a Fertility Clinic?

(Robin Cook, Shock)