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Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: thermidorthelobster on November 11, 2007, 10:21:42: Go on mud-club-matty, tell everybody how you got barred from McDonalds!

:lol: :lol: =D> \:D/ :smack:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: kizz81 on November 11, 2007, 10:29:01: im barred from the local drive through :lol: the aerial got stuck in the roof pulled somthing off then the aerial came off and hit the women serving me in the face

but mattys attempt is more impressive

cheers kieran
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: thermidorthelobster on November 11, 2007, 10:36:23: Quote from: "kizz81"
the aerial got stuck in the roof pulled somthing off then the aerial came off and hit the women serving me in the face

ROFL! :lol: :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: zacspeed on November 11, 2007, 11:07:57: Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"
Quote from: "kizz81"
the aerial got stuck in the roof pulled somthing off then the aerial came off and hit the women serving me in the face

ROFL! :lol: :lol:

I'll bet she didn't find it as funny :evil:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: thermidorthelobster on November 11, 2007, 11:13:37: Well, OK, maybe I should have said

I hope nobody was injured in the process :?

But assuming that she was OK, then :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: iluvmud on November 11, 2007, 12:31:04: Hope he aint been using there trays to do burnouts etc etc ..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: datalas on November 11, 2007, 12:39:33: Quote from: "iluvmud"
Hope he aint been using there trays to do burnouts etc etc ..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

I find their burgers are enough to give me a case of the burnouts ...

oh... wait, yes, I see what you meant now.
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Eeyore on November 11, 2007, 14:15:16: Quote from: "datalas"

I find their burgers are enough to give me a case of the burnouts* ...

:shock: Sufficient information recieved!!! :shock:

Cheers
:lol:
Eeyore

*Argh! My minds eye! My minds eye!!
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: piggysteve on November 11, 2007, 16:14:55: To be able to say to the kids, sorry guys I'm barred - priceless :) :)

Steve
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: barnhill4x4 on November 11, 2007, 18:05:44: I got barred from Burger King i cardiff because I upset the staff by telling them the food was (not good)!
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Jake on November 11, 2007, 18:22:53: So then Matt, tell us what's happened then :wink:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: mud-club-matty on November 11, 2007, 20:14:00: sorry for the long delay

well i tryed to get a tractor down the drive through and it bent all the hight barrier :D
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: thermidorthelobster on November 11, 2007, 20:19:01: And then he reversed around and had another go :D

:lol: :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Paul on November 11, 2007, 20:24:32: So who's got the photos ?

:lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: mud-club-matty on November 11, 2007, 20:25:33: there aint non because at the time i never had my phone with me but im gona go back and take some :D
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Biodiesel-Bev on November 11, 2007, 20:27:46: Quote from: "mud-club-matty"
sorry for the long delay

well i tryed to get a tractor down the drive through and it bent all the hight barrier :D

PMSL!
:lol: =D> :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: madmatt on November 11, 2007, 20:28:50: So what make and model tractor was it? I assume it wasn't a T20 LOL! :D
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Evilgoat on November 11, 2007, 20:31:26: Ones around salisbury all introduced height limits to keep tanks out.

Then weight limits when the squaddies used APCs instead.

Well done matty
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Edge on November 11, 2007, 20:38:52: =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol:
Well Done Matty proud of you buddy :D
Shame you didnt happen to have a mate videoing it at the time.
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: mud-club-matty on November 11, 2007, 20:47:28: was in a massey 6290
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Jake on November 11, 2007, 21:16:31: Good work bud
What a laugh
:lol: :lol:
:D
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Boggert on November 11, 2007, 21:17:31: LOL Thats mint
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Panda on November 11, 2007, 21:19:18: =D> so they didn't ask you if you wanted to go large with that then? pmsl
:lol: :lol:
would have love to have seen it.

Andi
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: joe90 on November 11, 2007, 22:00:11: Nice one mate, Thats the funniest thing ive read in a long time

I once saw a mate role a Case Maxium over with a dump trailer when i worked at Brackenhurst College as a driver but never seen one wedged in a Maccy Ds driver thru
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: 3laner on November 11, 2007, 22:30:06: classic!always been tempted to take my massey 6480 through the local burger king!
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: extreme90 on November 11, 2007, 23:00:07: sorry, i confess, i gave him the idea to youtube it :cry: :cry:
i couldnt stop laughing when i found out tonight =D> =D> =D>
watta muppet :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Range Rover Blues on November 11, 2007, 23:21:41: Priceless :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Disco Matt on November 12, 2007, 00:00:48: That has to be the best reason I've ever heard for getting barred from anywhere! :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: BrumLee on November 12, 2007, 00:18:18: Barred for barring the tractor :wink: :lol: Good one Matty 8)
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: johnpirate on November 12, 2007, 02:22:08: The one at Newton Heath in Manchester came running out waving at us on a Sunday as we were going to try and get a 33 seater Volvo B6 single decker bus round their drive through.They werent happy bunnies neither was our bosses as we werent supposed to be running buses we were on a repair weekend as we had to catch up with safety checks and they didnt like our road tests :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Drift on November 12, 2007, 12:05:55: My ex Mrs and her friend rode horse through the drive in once :shock:

I believe the horses where very nervous :lol: :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: barnhill4x4 on November 12, 2007, 16:15:38: I reversed a Left hand drive Tomb Raider Defender through one once so I was on the right side for the window, that confused the spotty cashier!
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: cardiff_gareth on November 12, 2007, 18:28:52: did a simular thing myself today!

I went to fill up at the forecourt today and all the pumps where the pump is on the drivers side were full so I reversed from behind the car in front of me and turned to move over to the n/s side pumps. Well I decided that as I needed to stretch over the pump pipe I'd get really close to the pump......and I got too close. Long story short, if you tap a petrol pump with a light guard it'll shift the whole pump over about 1/2 foot and the fiberglass fronts will spring off. It was almost comical to see the pump just fall apart :lol:

Everyone stopped and looked at me, these school kids were going 'drive off drive off' :lol: :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: martha focker on November 12, 2007, 20:34:27: thats wicked :lol: :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: kizz81 on November 13, 2007, 12:10:33: :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: richo on November 13, 2007, 17:41:17: I got hit from behind in one and the bloke said he never saw me .I was driving a big white tranny van.
And he never said sorry ,but it did break his number plate in half.
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: jjsaul on November 13, 2007, 18:31:01: quality matty! shame there was no pics!!
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: smo on November 13, 2007, 20:44:13: Quality, Nice one matty :D
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on November 13, 2007, 21:28:04: Well done matey! Most amusing, although I have to say that you wouldn't get me near one of those places! Yuk! Quarterpounder lip and sphincter burger with extra solidified chemical cheese? No thank you Ronald! Shove it up your 'gold star'!
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: Ja1983 on November 13, 2007, 23:24:20: Quote from: "mud-club-matty"
was in a massey 6290

which looks like:
(http://www.konedata.net/Traktorit/Kuvat/00MF6290.jpg)

..this is the closest i could find on youtube... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRj7PUq-8S8)

we once did the world famous "invisible drunken car" through... the manager was less than impressed.. but the tasty bird who was working there at the time thought it was brilliant! \/\/inner! :lol:

Matty, you are a star (which means you are now qualified to mop slops around the urinal) :lol: :lol:
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: mud-club-matty on November 14, 2007, 20:59:34: i will post a pic of the tractor when im home im at college till friday nite so u will have to wait :D
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: muddyman on November 15, 2007, 02:17:30: I am Barred from a KFC :? a lorry would not move, so I drove out though there flower bed.
Title: Barred from Maccy D's!
Post by: kizz81 on November 15, 2007, 09:56:51: through the flower bed :lol: :lol: :lol:

i must say i was tempted to drive through teh hegde to get back onto the road when there lorry was in the way

good effot folks :D

cheers kieran