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Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Biodiesel-Bev on November 30, 2007, 22:41:47
Dear Santa,

This year I would like the following pressies under my xmas tree on the morning of the 25th December, I wonder if you would be so kind as to make my christmas wishes come true...

1) Life size blow up doll of Daniel Craig - in fact could you make it a 6'2" model as my hubby says he's really a midget and seeing as I am nearly 6' tall I'd like a big one.

2) Some nice underwear that I would actually wear, not the usual stuff that I could only wear to the lap-dancing club.

3) Chocolates that won't make me put on a stone over the festive season.

4) Some nice perfume that doesn't smell like kitchen cleaner or air freshener.

5) Anything from the Ann Summers shop that needs batteries.

Thank you,
Bev

p.s. I have been a good girl all year.
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: GREENI on November 30, 2007, 22:56:01
:shock:
Go for some Issey Miyake :wink:
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: lee celtic on November 30, 2007, 22:57:23
And by the sound of it your going to be a naughty girl for the rest of it [-X [-X [-X

The thing with good lingeree is the more you pay the less you get :wink:  :wink:
Title: Re: Dear Santa.......
Post by: L90OOK on November 30, 2007, 23:10:25
Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
Dear Santa,

This year I would like the following pressies under my xmas tree on the morning of the 25th December, I wonder if you would be so kind as to make my christmas wishes come true...

1) Life size blow up doll of Daniel Craig - in fact could you make it a 6'2" model as my hubby says he's really a midget and seeing as I am nearly 6' tall I'd like a big one.


Reminds me of THIS (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iWPQxPOousE&feature=related/url)
Pure Genius  :lol:
Hope all your wishes come true  :D
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: martha focker on November 30, 2007, 23:32:19
that sounds like a kinky list :lol:
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: discowoman on December 01, 2007, 10:22:20
Not going for a pair of 'Bridgets' are you? lol

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rakeamanake/337301489/
 :D
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Biodiesel-Bev on December 01, 2007, 15:40:21
OOOhhhh no, definately no 'Bridgets'...prefer something a bit more lacey, smaller and definately in black!    :wink:    

Found a Daniel Craig calendar, which will have to do until I get the blow up doll.    :wink:    Only thing is that it might get a bit crumpled.   :lol:

Bought one of my female friends an Ann Summers voucher last year, maybe she'll recipricate.   [-o<
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 02, 2007, 10:33:24
Outrageous! I am shocked and lost for words at this topic! It should be shut down!
Call in the moral guardians! I shall write to the Times about this! (If there are any 'interesting' pics, I shall write to the News of the World instead :twisted:, having kept originals for myself of course )
My Solicitors, Messrs Screwem, Fleeceum, Rippemoff and Runn have been instructed to take action on this matter!
I will not have my sheeps minds perverted by such filth!


Baaahhh! Rant! Froth! etc etc!


Lord Shagg-Pyle (but at weekends, call me Florence!)
 Farkham Hall,
 Greater Knobley,
Humpshire
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: discowoman on December 02, 2007, 10:40:00
Surprised no-one has asked for pictures - especially No. 2!!!
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 02, 2007, 10:44:05
Quote from: "frontywoman"
Surprised no-one has asked for pictures - especially No. 2!!!


I say! Woof Woof! Ding Dong!
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: gtomo2 on December 02, 2007, 11:03:37
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "frontywoman"
Surprised no-one has asked for pictures - especially No. 2!!!


I say! Woof Woof! Ding Dong!


Now now LSP stop been a cad  :wink:
And biodiesel  queen, How you doin  :wink:
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/gtomo2/smilelys/thsmiley_signinsertevillaughhere.gif)
AS my "this thread is useless without pictures" smilly has gone awol :roll:
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Steve ray on December 02, 2007, 12:17:51
Quote from: "frontywoman"
Surprised no-one has asked for pictures - especially No. 2!!!



I look forward to the post on Boxing Day then  :wink:  :lol:
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 02, 2007, 12:23:19
Quote from: "gtomo2"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "frontywoman"
Surprised no-one has asked for pictures - especially No. 2!!!


I say! Woof Woof! Ding Dong!


Now now LSP stop been a cad  :wink:
And biodiesel  queen, How you doin  :wink:
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/gtomo2/smilelys/thsmiley_signinsertevillaughhere.gif)
AS my "this thread is useless without pictures" smilly has gone awol :roll:


Me a Cad? I wish! My ambition is to be a cad, a bounder, a wastrel and a rake! Society is so boring now. If I was to wander upto some young filly now and say "Well, helllooo! You're rather a lovely young creature, aren't you?", I get accused of being a sexist! Definately bad form, old boy!
Must go, got to get back to base in time for tea and stickies! Chin chin!
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Steve ray on December 02, 2007, 12:29:14
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Must go, got to get back to base in time for tea and stickies! Chin chin!



Sticky buns ?  :shock:  :twisted:  ..... Suit you sir!  :wink:  :lol:
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: TDi90 on December 02, 2007, 17:53:16
naughty vicarrr!  :twisted:
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Boggert on December 02, 2007, 18:03:04
LSP I take it you're after moustache wax for crimbo...
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 02, 2007, 19:02:04
Quote from: "Boggert"
LSP I take it you're after moustache wax for crimbo...


Not at all, I've seen the film 'Something about Mary'.
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Biodiesel-Bev on December 02, 2007, 19:07:33
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
LSP I take it you're after moustache wax for crimbo...


Not at all, I've seen the film 'Something about Mary'.



EEeuuuuww   :shock:   LSP,  That is definately not the way to stiffen your moustache!
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 02, 2007, 21:50:32
Quote from: "biodiesel-queen"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
LSP I take it you're after moustache wax for crimbo...


Not at all, I've seen the film 'Something about Mary'.



EEeuuuuww   :shock:   LSP,  That is definately not the way to stiffen your moustache!



No. No, No, No, No! I meant a plaster cast for my poor doggy! You're all filthy beasts!

It reminds me of a joke though.

An eskimo is driving across Greenland on his skidoo, when it starts to misfire and leak fluids.
So he takes it to a mechanic, how casts his eye over it and announces to the Eskimo "Mate, it looks like you've blown a seal".
Eskimo replies "No, its just frost on my moustache".


Well, I thought it was good.
Title: Dear Santa.......
Post by: TDi90 on December 02, 2007, 21:54:39
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
:biglaugh:
love it  8)
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