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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Thrasher on December 05, 2007, 14:55:55

Title: Ban this .. ban that ;-)
Post by: Thrasher on December 05, 2007, 14:55:55

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7126973.stm

Hmmmmm  :twisted:

Title: Ban this .. ban that ;-)
Post by: denviks on December 05, 2007, 15:35:11

where will it all end  :(  :(  :(

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Post by: Drift on December 05, 2007, 15:58:25

FREE THE FARTS  8)

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Post by: fasthands on December 05, 2007, 16:13:36

We should all go there for a club meet, and get Mr fox to sign us in! and you guessed it! FART like mad :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: then give him a MUD CLUB sticker for his seat at the club! :P  :P  :(biggrin):  :(biggrin):

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Post by: Disco Matt on December 05, 2007, 16:47:51

Err, maybe we should make sure it isn't a brown Mud Club sticker...

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Post by: The Ant Hill Mob on December 05, 2007, 17:47:26

As long as they don't try to ban 'the other' I'll be fine......

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Post by: Silvery Thing on December 05, 2007, 18:33:09

Silly old fart should be banned :evil:

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Post by: Paul on December 05, 2007, 19:01:33

This stinks :lol:

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Post by: Jake on December 05, 2007, 19:08:41

What a rotton subject
Badum tish !
 :D

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Post by: graham on December 05, 2007, 23:10:16

He needs to get a dog, even the queen farts that's why she has a troupe of  corgis.  :lol:

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Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 06, 2007, 08:24:09

Quote from: "graham"

He needs to get a dog, even the queen farts that's why she has a troupe of  corgis.  :lol:

No she doesn't!!! :shock:  She 'makes a comment' that is accompanied by the sweet smell of roses!

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Post by: andycwb on December 06, 2007, 09:07:16

Should ban sprouts... that'll cut down on the farting over Christmas, anyways.

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Post by: Disco Matt on December 06, 2007, 09:43:00

Quote from: "andycwb"

Should ban sprouts... that'll cut down on the farting over Christmas, anyways.

Interesting thing I remember hearing last Christmas - apparently sprouts only have that effect if over-cooked, as that causes them to release chemicals which cause gas buildup!

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Post by: TDi90 on December 06, 2007, 10:13:33

Quote from: "Jake"

What a rotton subject
Badum tish !
 :D

har har.... :lol:

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Post by: Niel on December 06, 2007, 10:22:15

Farting infront of the ladies, perhaps he didn't know it was their turn ;-)

Still as long as he doesn't draw mud....

Title: Old Fart
Post by: Terranger on December 06, 2007, 19:46:08

"Where'r you may be, let the wind blow free
for hording it up, was the death of me"
That's the pearl of wisdom I got from my Dad.

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Post by: martha focker on December 06, 2007, 19:56:05

sprauts are always over cooked or else christmas dinner would be crap :lol:

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Post by: Range Rover Blues on December 07, 2007, 00:09:29

You notice in the article he suspect it's the women members who are complaining?

As cap'n slow said once of Jezza "here is a man who says farting's not funny, when quite clearly it is".

Think I'd have told the landlord his beer was too gassy :wink: