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Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: discowoman on December 22, 2007, 15:11:06
Well if my numbers come up tonight I know where I'll be going tomorrow
http://www.expolicecarcentre.com/Cars/DISCO%201.jpg
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 22, 2007, 15:14:04
One owner, several lunatic drivers! It'll be high mileage, but very well maintained. :wink:
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: discowoman on December 22, 2007, 15:25:07
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
One owner, several lunatic drivers! It'll be high mileage, but very well maintained. :wink:

Ah yes I forgot you were one of the lead footed, 3rd gear High speed chasers - lol  :D  :twisted:  :D
have seen it in the flesh and it is GORGEOUS (even for a white car)
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: discowoman on December 22, 2007, 15:26:24
check out the S plater Td5 110
http://www.expolicecarcentre.com/stock.HTM
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: muddyjames on December 22, 2007, 15:38:22
why not go for the other disco 3 there. The EU05 CBX? That has a price tag of £0.00  :wink:   :lol:
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 22, 2007, 16:15:55
Quote from: "frontywoman"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
One owner, several lunatic drivers! It'll be high mileage, but very well maintained. :wink:

Ah yes I forgot you were one of the lead footed, 3rd gear High speed chasers - lol  :D  :twisted:  :D
have seen it in the flesh and it is GORGEOUS (even for a white car)


Pish and tish! Its all to do with car control and making best use of the revs, sort of, if you see what I mean!
Be careful that there aren't any unseen extras left on it. Sirens, lights and gun boxes have ben known to get left in :roll:
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Disco Matt on December 22, 2007, 17:25:54
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
gun boxes have ben known to get left in :roll:


Excellent, somewhere to keep your GPS and sandwiches!  :lol:
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Boggert on December 22, 2007, 18:15:17
Ok no matter how cheap it is ... Don't do it... LSP will tell you Police cars are abused 24/7
Our Beat car is a 54 plate and creaks like a Spanish galleon, has been smashed twice, two new turbos not to mention all the other bits that have been replaced
The response cars are always in the garage for new bits. and the unmarked corsa has had a new engine on a 56 Plate... yep, the was my fault taking it through deep water. :shock:

I wouldn't risk it.

The only reason they are maintained well is because the spend a lot of time in the garage being fixed.
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Biodiesel-Bev on December 22, 2007, 21:22:42
Ditto what LSP and Boggart said.  They are driven hard, treated with little respect and they've had drunks and druggies sat puking on the back seat!
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Boggert on December 22, 2007, 22:17:26
Oh I forgot about the amount of drunks you have in the back wetting them selves and throwing up :shock:

Sorry to put you off, mate but better know the truth...

However if it been used for armed responce they won't of had too many drunks in the car but the amount of kit they carry could sink an aircraft carrier.
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 23, 2007, 10:24:34
Quote from: "Boggert"
Oh I forgot about the amount of drunks you have in the back wetting them selves and throwing up :shock:

Sorry to put you off, mate but better know the truth...

However if it been used for armed responce they won't of had too many drunks in the car but the amount of kit they carry could sink an aircraft carrier.


Mind you, if it has been used by Armed Response, you can quarantee that the interior mirrors willbe in excellent condition, especially the litlle vanity ones.
I mean, if you've got a gun, you have to be able to get that funky beret at just the right angle and be able to practice that rakish half smile.
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: discowoman on December 23, 2007, 15:56:05
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Oh I forgot about the amount of drunks you have in the back wetting them selves and throwing up :shock:

Sorry to put you off, mate but better know the truth...

However if it been used for armed responce they won't of had too many drunks in the car but the amount of kit they carry could sink an aircraft carrier.


Mind you, if it has been used by Armed Response, you can quarantee that the interior mirrors willbe in excellent condition, especially the litlle vanity ones.
I mean, if you've got a gun, you have to be able to get that funky beret at just the right angle and be able to practice that rakish half smile.

is that a case of Gun envy ??
 :twisted:  :D  :twisted:  :D
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: narked on December 23, 2007, 16:05:39
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"

making best use of the revs


ie, using any less than all of them lacks efficiency? ;)
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Boggert on December 23, 2007, 16:37:17
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Oh I forgot about the amount of drunks you have in the back wetting them selves and throwing up :shock:

Sorry to put you off, mate but better know the truth...

However if it been used for armed responce they won't of had too many drunks in the car but the amount of kit they carry could sink an aircraft carrier.


Mind you, if it has been used by Armed Response, you can quarantee that the interior mirrors willbe in excellent condition, especially the litlle vanity ones.
I mean, if you've got a gun, you have to be able to get that funky beret at just the right angle and be able to practice that rakish half smile.

  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: LOL not to mention the bullet hole repairs, I know of two incidents when UK police officers have accidently fired their guns and shot their cars :lol:
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: discowoman on December 23, 2007, 17:15:09
Quote from: "Boggert"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Oh I forgot about the amount of drunks you have in the back wetting them selves and throwing up :shock:

Sorry to put you off, mate but better know the truth...

However if it been used for armed responce they won't of had too many drunks in the car but the amount of kit they carry could sink an aircraft carrier.


Mind you, if it has been used by Armed Response, you can quarantee that the interior mirrors willbe in excellent condition, especially the litlle vanity ones.
I mean, if you've got a gun, you have to be able to get that funky beret at just the right angle and be able to practice that rakish half smile.

  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: LOL not to mention the bullet hole repairs, I know of two incidents when UK police officers have accidently fired their guns and shot their cars :lol:

AH - so its quicker than standard then due to the 'speed holes' ;)
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Bishops Finger on December 23, 2007, 17:31:02
Its got cop wheels cop tyres and a cop engine :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: muddyjames on December 23, 2007, 17:40:06
Quote from: "frontywoman"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Oh I forgot about the amount of drunks you have in the back wetting them selves and throwing up :shock:

Sorry to put you off, mate but better know the truth...

However if it been used for armed responce they won't of had too many drunks in the car but the amount of kit they carry could sink an aircraft carrier.


Mind you, if it has been used by Armed Response, you can quarantee that the interior mirrors willbe in excellent condition, especially the litlle vanity ones.
I mean, if you've got a gun, you have to be able to get that funky beret at just the right angle and be able to practice that rakish half smile.

  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: LOL not to mention the bullet hole repairs, I know of two incidents when UK police officers have accidently fired their guns and shot their cars :lol:

AH - so its quicker than standard then due to the 'speed holes' ;)


Obviously as it has less weight :lol:
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: discowoman on December 23, 2007, 17:56:24
Quote from: "Bishops Finger"
Its got cop wheels cop tyres and a cop engine :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Its 200 miles to Chicago - we have 1/2 a pack of cigarettes its dark and were wearing sunglasses...........................




:D:D:D:D:D:D The best film ever???
YES ;)
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Wireless on December 23, 2007, 19:59:19
Quote from: "Boggert"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Oh I forgot about the amount of drunks you have in the back wetting them selves and throwing up :shock:

Sorry to put you off, mate but better know the truth...

However if it been used for armed responce they won't of had too many drunks in the car but the amount of kit they carry could sink an aircraft carrier.


Mind you, if it has been used by Armed Response, you can quarantee that the interior mirrors willbe in excellent condition, especially the litlle vanity ones.
I mean, if you've got a gun, you have to be able to get that funky beret at just the right angle and be able to practice that rakish half smile.

  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: LOL not to mention the bullet hole repairs, I know of two incidents when UK police officers have accidently fired their guns and shot their cars :lol:


Do you get a week in a military prison and fined a months pay?  Negligent discharge (known as an ND) is quite a serious offence in the British Army.

Not sure what weapon training the Police get, but when someone stuffs up they should come down on the individual like a ton of bricks.
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 24, 2007, 00:47:02
Quote from: "Wireless"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"
Quote from: "Boggert"
Oh I forgot about the amount of drunks you have in the back wetting them selves and throwing up :shock:

Sorry to put you off, mate but better know the truth...

However if it been used for armed responce they won't of had too many drunks in the car but the amount of kit they carry could sink an aircraft carrier.


Mind you, if it has been used by Armed Response, you can quarantee that the interior mirrors willbe in excellent condition, especially the litlle vanity ones.
I mean, if you've got a gun, you have to be able to get that funky beret at just the right angle and be able to practice that rakish half smile.

  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: LOL not to mention the bullet hole repairs, I know of two incidents when UK police officers have accidently fired their guns and shot their cars :lol:


Do you get a week in a military prison and fined a months pay?  Negligent discharge (known as an ND) is quite a serious offence in the British Army.

Not sure what weapon training the Police get, but when someone stuffs up they should come down on the individual like a ton of bricks.


It used to be instant removal of the ticket. What happens now? I've got no idea.
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on December 24, 2007, 00:49:09
Quote from: "narked"
Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle"

making best use of the revs


ie, using any less than all of them lacks efficiency? ;)


Of course! Something about getting the car balanced! :? All I know is that if you stamp on the loud peddle to much your arse overtakes your front and you are in the poop!
Title: OOOOOH YES Please!
Post by: Boggert on December 24, 2007, 09:31:33
Yep, they loose their ticket and usually get busted down to Foot patrol and get served the dreaded "Reg 9" :shock:
Police talk for "You're in the deep brown stuff boy" :shock: They are always investigated.
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