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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Yoshi on January 03, 2008, 14:22:57
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080103/tuk-sex-with-robots-a-view-of-the-future-45dbed5.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080103/tuk-sex-with-robots-a-view-of-the-future-45dbed5.html)
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I like the fact that they've put a Tesco ad by the article.......
"Every Little Helps!!!" :kiss:
Jeff
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god what did you type in to get that article :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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soo many rude remarks could be put here but its a family forum!
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yeah great but lets face it, nothings gonna get done is it???!!!
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It was on the front page of yahoo when i went in to try and find an email in me online junk folder!
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It was on the front page of yahoo when i went in to try and find an email in me online junk folder!
a likely story if you ask me :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
scary thought though huh :shock: :shock: :shock:
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I can't help but think of the unfortunate incident that befell Rimmer in the first Red Dwarf book...
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Whats this robots name again ??????????
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:l7KLTfBJAtDvZM:http://www.drunkendata.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/250px-bender.png)
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How's that going to work when some guy got prosecuted for having sex with a bike.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
Mike
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Technically he raped the bike because it was "two tired" to resist! boom boom..... :oops:
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Whats this robots name again ??????????
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:l7KLTfBJAtDvZM:http://www.drunkendata.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/250px-bender.png)
bender!!!!
[-X [-X :oops: :P :clap:
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Having been married for a 'few years', I can see a couple of advantages -
On / Off switch
Mute switch
'Could' be programmed to upgrade without too much fuss
no 'In-Laws'
If you didn't like what it was wearing, instead of a lengthy 'will this do' conversation, a quick re-spray will do
I'm sure you can think of some more...........
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As long as it paints the ceiling itself afterwards !
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Now, I'm not trying to defend the concept of making love to a bicycle here, however, he was doing it in private, in a locked room! Cleaners let 'emselves in, and suddenly it's a crime!
Back to the robots, I'm all for it, probably more caring and feeling than my missus! Lonely types will however be opening rather large electricity bills with hand-scribbled notes along the lines of "how come you're using so much electric in the evening sir?! we know what YOU'RE getting upto!".
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Hang on!
Something that is electrically powered mixing with 'water' based fluids? :shock:
I'll leave it right there!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ive already got a robot as a mrs!!!
she does everthing i ask no problem but i wish i could find the mute button somtimes!!! ouch she read that ouch !!
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I Heard of a guy getting caught making love to his truck. :shock:
Now he's HGV pozative :dance: :dance:
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"Mr Levy believes that the people most likely to use a robot for sex are those who are too ugly or too isolated to find human romance.
He said: "They're lonely, they're miserable. I think society will be a much better place when they have an alternative that satisfies them without doing any harm to other people."
:shocked:
He's a charmer.
Has he looked in the mirror lately ?
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Love this line
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Mr Levy also believes that relationships with robots may not just be about sex - people may end up marrying them as well.
"The question is not if this will happen, but when," he said, adding that he expected the state of Massachusetts to be the first in the US to allow it.
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Mr Levy also believes that relationships with robots may not just be about sex - people may end up marrying them as well.
Bloody heck.... getting married and being told what to do by flesh and blood is bad enough but being ordered about by a robot is too much to consider [-X :shock:
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Love this line
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Mr Levy also believes that relationships with robots may not just be about sex - people may end up marrying them as well.
"The question is not if this will happen, but when," he said, adding that he expected the state of Massachusetts to be the first in the US to allow it.
I predict two outcomes:
Republicans march on Washington waving placards "Robot love is wrong love"
San Francisco opens Robot bars
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I get the impression that most of the replies on this subject are from blokes and you're all presuming that the robots will be anatomically 'female'...what if they can only make 'male' ones - female ones being too complicated due to the higher intelligence of females! #-)
I want to know, will the robots be able to do anything else such as DIY, washing the car, ironing, vacuuming, cooking, cleaning...you know, all the things that men can't do. :roll: Or are they just going to be a glorified 'blow-up doll'. I wonder if they will come with interchangable parts??? :shock: Will you be able to specify height, size etc... ;)
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I get the impression that most of the replies on this subject are from blokes and you're all presuming that the robots will be anatomically 'female'...what if they can only make 'male' ones - female ones being too complicated due to the higher intelligence of females! #-)
I want to know, will the robots be able to do anything else such as DIY, washing the car, ironing, vacuuming, cooking, cleaning...you know, all the things that men can't do. :roll: Or are they just going to be a glorified 'blow-up doll'. I wonder if they will come with interchangable parts??? :shock: Will you be able to specify height, size etc... ;)
Higher intelligence.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
But your observations above have made me think. A female style of robot.... interesting :-.
Robots can't get headaches
Robots can be programmed to react to our likes and dislikes
A female robot being able to wash a car.... mow the lawn.... use a drill.... climb a ladder.... clean the windows.... mend a roof.... the list can be endless :-k
This robot idea is now becoming more attractive :drool: 8-[
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The other problem I can see is if they start becoming attracted to other household appliances. I'm not sure I really want to see headlines like "Robot has affair with dishwasher. Brood of toasters results" :lol:
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"Robot has affair with dishwasher. Brood of toasters results"
LMAO-ROFL
but which is the boy/girl toaster, 2 or 4 slice?