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Title: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: carbore on January 09, 2008, 16:07:58
Range Rover Get your game keeper to do it

Range Rover sport If its dirty its time to sell and get a new Audi as you have been driving the same car for weeks now.

Discovery 3 Get your 7 Children to do it to pay for their violin lessons

Freelander Get those Polish people to do it that are at Tescos car park

Disco 2 High pressure jet wash on the outside

Defender High pressure jet wash on the inside

SeriesFor gods sake dont clean it, the muds all thats holding it together!

I hope I have offended everyone (who drives a landrover) to an equal amount! :lol:
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Kaneda on January 09, 2008, 16:19:54
What about Discovery 1?
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Ralph on January 09, 2008, 16:36:58
What about Discovery 1?

Havent they all rusted away by now
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Kaneda on January 09, 2008, 16:57:25
No, they haven't.

Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Disco Matt on January 09, 2008, 17:00:15
Discovery 1 - Don't bother, by next week it'll be dirty again!
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: jjsaul on January 09, 2008, 17:37:02
RRC.... wash the bodywork, being careful around the lower tailgate - it often comes apart attached to the sponge!
Don't pressure wash sills or inner arches, you'll make a hole.

And if its just used for offroading you can wash the inside just mind the stereo  :lol:
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: simdeb on January 09, 2008, 18:34:01
Range Rover Get your game keeper to do it  :roll: thats my hubby!
Freelander Get those Polish people to do it that are at Tescos car park   :) these guys did a really great job on one of our rrc
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: muddyjames on January 09, 2008, 19:19:19
Freelander Get those Polish people to do it that are at Tescos car park   :) these guys did a really great job on one of our rrc


I am really tempted to go off roading in my disco then get them to clean mine for me, but dont let them see the car before they do it. Just point to direction it is parked in! :lol:
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: blackbob on January 09, 2008, 19:34:02
disco 1 is same as series 3
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: carbore on January 09, 2008, 20:54:53
I was thinking..... Disco 1...wash???
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Disco Matt on January 09, 2008, 20:59:21
Mine only gets washed if I've been out in gloopy mud - trying to avoid rust!
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on January 09, 2008, 21:09:49
Just wait for it to rain
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Disco Matt on January 09, 2008, 21:48:49
Just wait for it to rain

Yes, but that doesn't get into the important bits underneath!  :lol:
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on January 09, 2008, 21:52:01
Just wait for it to rain

Yes, but that doesn't get into the important bits underneath!  :lol:

It just depends on how many, & how deep, the puddles are :doh:
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: landroverkeith on January 09, 2008, 22:13:13
I was thinking..... Disco 1...wash???


must admit i was thinking that as i havnt washed mine since the billing bash  :dance:
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: S188 on January 09, 2008, 23:46:32
I washed my series yesterday!  First time in a long time.  Good excuse though, went in for an MOT today - always a good idea to present a tidy looking vehicle for test I recon as it gives it a well maintained roadworthy air to it.  It passed by the way, no advisorys.

Why would the mud be holding it together? Its a real landy, not a rot box defender!
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Bobtail on January 10, 2008, 10:31:40
Just wait for it to rain

I Did :dance:


And now its cleanish

Its the closest its going to get :evil:
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Mutz on January 10, 2008, 19:39:54
I washed my series yesterday!  First time in a long time.  Good excuse though, went in for an MOT today - always a good idea to present a tidy looking vehicle for test I recon as it gives it a well maintained roadworthy air to it.  It passed by the way, no advisorys.

Why would the mud be holding it together? Its a real landy, not a rot box defender!
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OUCH !!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: mentalmoshio sophs V8i on January 10, 2008, 20:01:18
id dont see the point in keeping half a ton of ........ on ur truck. pressure washers and electic buffer makes the job done easy. holes in metal work need attending to , the sooner its done the less work it is later.

now wheres that industial steam cleaner gone......
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: Dr Evil on January 10, 2008, 21:38:02
Washing is BAD. I don't wash so why should I do the same to my car ?

Plus what's electic butter ?
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: clbarclay on January 10, 2008, 21:46:56
Plus what's electic butter ?


There are some questions in life best not answered. :-$


Personally I don't care too much for the cosmetic body work its the underside I care about, which does get cleaned thoroughly most times after getting muddy.
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: discograham on January 10, 2008, 23:14:56
My avatar shows how to wash a disco 1.... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: How to clean your landrover (by type)
Post by: jjsaul on January 11, 2008, 17:45:13
just wait for torrential rain / standing water on the motorway....my rangie is nice and clean since i came back up the M40 earlier!
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