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Title: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: laser_jock99 on January 16, 2008, 15:03:18
Photos taken at Churchover Ford, Rugby, Warks this lunchtime.

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And finaly- walking back to the car to be towed out....

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Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Boggert on January 16, 2008, 15:18:26
A classic line from a classic film... Risky Business.

How did they get there? I take it washed down stream a bit?
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: laser_jock99 on January 16, 2008, 15:28:22
A classic line from a classic film... Risky Business.

How did they get there? I take it washed down stream a bit?

Glad you got the film reference! Washed off the top of the 'Irish Ford' by the force and depth of water. I can also report that both drivers, luckily, escaped- wet but unharmed.
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Boggert on January 16, 2008, 15:41:42
A classic line from a classic film... Risky Business.

How did they get there? I take it washed down stream a bit?

Glad you got the film reference! Washed off the top of the 'Irish Ford' by the force and depth of water. I can also report that both drivers, luckily, escaped- wet but unharmed.

They were lucky then, I take it these people cannot read the depth markers :roll:

I had a spin around my beat, the Irish ford was under 5 foot, not to mention the little drop to the  river bed, that would be about 7 foot :shock: and the drain was up a good 10 foot  :shock:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: madmatt on January 16, 2008, 16:55:10
What is it with these idiots? a lot of the villages round here are surrounded by water, there are a lot of roads closed, There are plenty of longer drier routes to work but the muppets drive through flooded roads passed road closed signs. Then they expect sympathy when they wreck the car.

Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Disco Matt on January 16, 2008, 16:58:35
I genuinely think a lot of people have a mindset of "My car is indestructible".

Wonder what the insurers will make of this? I mean, it's not as if they drove into it without warning. Surely counts as self-inflicted damage?

Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Range Rover Blues on January 16, 2008, 18:15:33
It annoys me when people are this thoughtless and selfish.  It makes it pointless owning a capable 4x4 when the road are blocked by these donkeys.

Last summer I was waiting to go through a flood, there were a group of lads pushing a supermini out of the water.  As soon as they were clear someone else drove theirs in and got stuck.  Mindless.
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: TDi90 on January 16, 2008, 18:54:19
****** IDIOTS.  :evil:
are they THICK?
the guy in the suit - clearly makes a bit of DOH, you know, the suit, the beemer, and hes this stupid to think he can get through that?  :huh: [-X =; :^o :^o
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Boggert on January 16, 2008, 19:11:04
****** IDIOTS.  :evil:
are they THICK?
the guy in the suit - clearly makes a bit of DOH, you know, the suit, the beemer, and hes this stupid to think he can get through that?  :huh: [-X =; :^o :^o

To be fair Rob... yes I think they are. serves them right.
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: TDi90 on January 16, 2008, 20:30:36
****** IDIOTS.  :evil:
are they THICK?
the guy in the suit - clearly makes a bit of DOH, you know, the suit, the beemer, and hes this stupid to think he can get through that?  :huh: [-X =; :^o :^o

To be fair Rob... yes I think they are. serves them right.

sorry officer im calm.... im calm....  :^o :police: :angel:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: clbarclay on January 16, 2008, 23:04:12
Last summer I was waiting to go through a flood, there were a group of lads pushing a supermini out of the water.  As soon as they were clear someone else drove theirs in and got stuck.  Mindless.

At which point the entrepreneurial types start offering a recovery service. Last july was quite profetable, we even ended up doing B&B.
More awkward though are the ones that push there car to the edge of the water, blocking off one lane and then abandon it.
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Disco Matt on January 16, 2008, 23:13:11
Last summer I was waiting to go through a flood, there were a group of lads pushing a supermini out of the water.  As soon as they were clear someone else drove theirs in and got stuck.  Mindless.

At which point the entrepreneurial types start offering a recovery service. Last july was quite profetable, we even ended up doing B&B.
More awkward though are the ones that push there car to the edge of the water, blocking off one lane and then abandon it.

Need to be a bit careful about that - if something goes wrong while towing them out and they've agreed to pay your insurance might respond by saying "commercial use, not covered". I'd like to think that saying they decided to give you the money as a gift would keep you out of this problem but somehow I doubt it!
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: BK on January 16, 2008, 23:15:18
Has it been raining then down south? :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: clbarclay on January 16, 2008, 23:27:18
Last summer I was waiting to go through a flood, there were a group of lads pushing a supermini out of the water.  As soon as they were clear someone else drove theirs in and got stuck.  Mindless.

At which point the entrepreneurial types start offering a recovery service. Last july was quite profetable, we even ended up doing B&B.
More awkward though are the ones that push there car to the edge of the water, blocking off one lane and then abandon it.

Need to be a bit careful about that - if something goes wrong while towing them out and they've agreed to pay your insurance might respond by saying "commercial use, not covered". I'd like to think that saying they decided to give you the money as a gift would keep you out of this problem but somehow I doubt it!

Yes some people may need to watch that, however the tractor is on business insurance and incidentally all the cars at home are insured for business use. We were towing them through for free, but if they decline and don't make it then someone has to go wading around trying to find a towing point. If I we were doing it in 4x4s then obviously the good Samaritan image is more important, though farmers have a reputation to uphold.
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Disco Matt on January 16, 2008, 23:42:19
Last summer I was waiting to go through a flood, there were a group of lads pushing a supermini out of the water.  As soon as they were clear someone else drove theirs in and got stuck.  Mindless.

At which point the entrepreneurial types start offering a recovery service. Last july was quite profetable, we even ended up doing B&B.
More awkward though are the ones that push there car to the edge of the water, blocking off one lane and then abandon it.

Need to be a bit careful about that - if something goes wrong while towing them out and they've agreed to pay your insurance might respond by saying "commercial use, not covered". I'd like to think that saying they decided to give you the money as a gift would keep you out of this problem but somehow I doubt it!

Yes some people may need to watch that, however the tractor is on business insurance and incidentally all the cars at home are insured for business use. We were towing them through for free, but if they decline and don't make it then someone has to go wading around trying to find a towing point. If I we were doing it in 4x4s then obviously the good Samaritan image is more important, though farmers have a reputation to uphold.

Ah, fair enough - I agree on the PR part, I would always make a point of offering to help.

That reminds me, I must figure out where my axle breathers are and extend them...
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: hobbit on January 18, 2008, 14:38:20
Stack em and rack em :lol:

Then give them a parking ticked for illegal oof roading, or is it off floating
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: davidlandy on January 18, 2008, 15:51:55
classic pics - I know that ford as i used to work in rugby. never seen it like that.

wonder what cars they are - maybe a competition is called for!  at least those fools who thought that they could drive thru will give us something to do!

Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Disco Matt on January 18, 2008, 18:56:58
classic pics - I know that ford as i used to work in rugby. never seen it like that.

wonder what cars they are - maybe a competition is called for!  at least those fools who thought that they could drive thru will give us something to do!



Well, on the left we have a Typhoon class, on the right a Los Angeles!  :lol:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: lee celtic on January 18, 2008, 20:01:39
Arn't they a pair of the new Honda Hippo semi submersable people carrier :lol:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Range Rover Blues on January 18, 2008, 20:54:42
They look more like trout carriers now :lol:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Ja1983 on January 19, 2008, 00:19:40
Buy one of these:

http://www.ebrookes.co.uk/p/110347/Vehicle-Life-Hammer.html

SWMBO got me one for xmas after pointing out that, if i ended up in a river "because of my driving..." then the electric windows will not work... the sunroofs wont open far enough, and water pressure means opening a door is very difficult... seatbelts also tend to lock if you land greasy bit up...

Halfords (or "ripoff" as they seem to be known nowadays..) sell them with a nice little bracket for around a tenner.. its a no brainer really....

also a good rescue tool...


.....and the amount of car radios you can get is unbelieveable! :lol: :police: :angel: [-X

Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Skibum346 on January 19, 2008, 02:11:29
Buy one of these:

http://www.ebrookes.co.uk/p/110347/Vehicle-Life-Hammer.html

SWMBO got me one for xmas after pointing out that, if i ended up in a river "because of my driving..." then the electric windows will not work... the sunroofs wont open far enough, and water pressure means opening a door is very difficult... seatbelts also tend to lock if you land greasy bit up...

Halfords (or "ripoff" as they seem to be known nowadays..) sell them with a nice little bracket for around a tenner.. its a no brainer really....

also a good rescue tool...


.....and the amount of car radios you can get is unbelieveable! :lol: :police: :angel: [-X



Got ojne already...    :grin:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: J.D. on January 19, 2008, 12:59:10
Buy one of these:

http://www.ebrookes.co.uk/p/110347/Vehicle-Life-Hammer.html

SWMBO got me one for xmas after pointing out that, if i ended up in a river "because of my driving..." then the electric windows will not work... the sunroofs wont open far enough, and water pressure means opening a door is very difficult... seatbelts also tend to lock if you land greasy bit up...

Halfords (or "ripoff" as they seem to be known nowadays..) sell them with a nice little bracket for around a tenner.. its a no brainer really....

also a good rescue tool...


.....and the amount of car radios you can get is unbelieveable! :lol: :police: :angel: [-X



Got ojne already...    :grin:

The hammer or the car radios ! ;) :)
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: laser_jock99 on January 19, 2008, 18:11:47
classic pics - I know that ford as i used to work in rugby. never seen it like that.

wonder what cars they are - maybe a competition is called for! 

BMW 5 Series estate underneath a Citroen C5 estate.

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Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: J B on January 19, 2008, 21:21:20
i do thousends of miles a year for work in the van, and i m not supprised that 2 of the stranded cars in this thread are bmw's

i find theyre driven by complete ######'s

they really are the worst driven cars on the road, theyre must be something in handbook that says

" youve bought the ultimate driving machine, feel free to drive like ####"
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Dr Evil on January 19, 2008, 21:30:39
i do thousends of miles a year for work in the van, and i m not supprised that 2 of the stranded cars in this thread are bmw's

i find theyre driven by complete ######'s

they really are the worst driven cars on the road, theyre must be something in handbook that says

" youve bought the ultimate driving machine, feel free to drive like ####"

And just like most Mercedes drivers, they DO own the road.  :lol:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: schuee on January 20, 2008, 10:03:13
i do thousends of miles a year for work in the van, and i m not supprised that 2 of the stranded cars in this thread are bmw's

i find theyre driven by complete ######'s

they really are the worst driven cars on the road, theyre must be something in handbook that says

" youve bought the ultimate driving machine, feel free to drive like ####"

You've noticed that aswell ;)
Driving North on th A1 a few months ago, this flash Harry all suited and booted in his BMW, cuts me up big style pulling out of a slip road.I flashed my lights, he then gestures to me with the two fingered salute out of his window, like it was my fault :shock:.However a few miles up the road we hit a traffic jam, I manages to pull up right besides him, winds the window down to let him have what for, get this he wouldn't even acknowledge me, not so brave now mate :lol:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: ben_haynes on January 20, 2008, 12:01:22
i do thousends of miles a year for work in the van, and i m not supprised that 2 of the stranded cars in this thread are bmw's

i find theyre driven by complete ######'s

they really are the worst driven cars on the road, theyre must be something in handbook that says

" youve bought the ultimate driving machine, feel free to drive like ####"

You've noticed that aswell ;)
Driving North on th A1 a few months ago, this flash Harry all suited and booted in his BMW, cuts me up big style pulling out of a slip road.I flashed my lights, he then gestures to me with the two fingered salute out of his window, like it was my fault :shock:.However a few miles up the road we hit a traffic jam, I manages to pull up right besides him, winds the window down to let him have what for, get this he wouldn't even acknowledge me, not so brave now mate :lol:

he would not have tryed it with me as i would have forgoten to brake or Pit manouver (spelling :oops:) him

it is like the ones in sporty cars who sit on your rear bumper and it is your they ram up your ****

Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Range Rover Blues on January 20, 2008, 16:12:34
it is like the ones in sporty cars who sit on your rear bumper


When they do this to me in the LSE I tap the little button on the dashboar that makes it get 2 1/2" taller.  Somehow that seems to help them concentrate on the large block of steel bolted to the back end ;)
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: J.D. on January 20, 2008, 17:00:25
I have a large sticker which says "YOUR SKID ENDS HERE!" right above my NATO hitch on the back, it seems to work.
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Range Rover Blues on January 20, 2008, 18:58:34
It's not a problem I have in Blue as often, shame as that's theone with the NATO on it.  Though before Christmas someone did drive into it.  Made I larf  :lol:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: kizz81 on January 20, 2008, 19:19:03
 :lol:

we tried to be battle ship commanders today

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as the road disapeared under a great lake of water and we new that either side of the road there was a 2 ft drop we turned around and tried from the other side where the water was like white water rapids across the road :shock: we thought it best to go to the dry warmths of the grans house :lol:
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: crazymac on January 20, 2008, 19:37:32
Brilliant pics :clap: it makes me laugh the way these idiots think they will get through :grin:

I think it comes down to a basic lack of knowledge about how an engine works! They think that they are sealed units, and have no idea that they need to breathe!
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: Range Rover Blues on January 20, 2008, 19:40:36
Lordy, where's that :shock:

We havn't had that much water up here yet.
Title: Re: Okay- who's the U-boat Commander?
Post by: kizz81 on January 20, 2008, 20:03:45
its the river derwent in a little place called dreycott near derby, always floods there and my gran who has lived there for 30 years said she hadnt seen it as bad in at least 20 of those 30 years  :shock:

was good fun nether the less, although the vehicle we went in was a disco with a plastic safari snorkel and one guy said ahh its no wonder you can drive through there with a exaust like that pointing at the snorkel  :lol:
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