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Title: Anne Summers
Post by: Boggert on February 02, 2008, 21:23:11
Just go back from work and SWMBO is at an an Anne Summers party and I have to collect her late, I dread to think what is going on at that house, best keep as far away as possible I think:grin: :oops:

Hey Schuee did your misses get roped along as well???
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Lincs niva on February 02, 2008, 21:25:57
Yes Sarah went to one of them the other night..

Im quite pleased with what she bought though :lol: :D

Cheers Gav
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Boggert on February 02, 2008, 21:39:08
Yes Sarah went to one of them the other night..

Im quite pleased with what she bought though :lol: :D

Cheers Gav

Gav, you must tell.... :grin:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Biodiesel-Bev on February 02, 2008, 21:48:21
Beware!!! 

If you don't have plenty of spare batteries in the house, you'll suddenly find that the kitchen clock has stopped, the remote controls don't work and all the kids toys are rendered useless!!!    :shocked:

Oh, and the tv may suddenly go fuzzy when your wife's upstairs 'having a shower'.     :lol:

Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Boggert on February 02, 2008, 21:49:30
Beware!!! 

If you don't have plenty of spare batteries in the house, you'll suddenly find that the kitchen clock has stopped, the remote controls don't work and all the kids toys are rendered useless!!!    :shocked:

Oh, and the tv may suddenly go fuzzy when your wife's upstairs 'having a shower'.     :lol:

LOL :joker: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Lincs niva on February 02, 2008, 22:03:23
Mate i wish i could tell you but im still in shock :lol: :lol: :grin: :oops:

Cheers Gav

Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Mash on February 02, 2008, 22:09:27
Mate i wish i could tell you but im still in shock :lol: :lol: :grin: :oops:



 :oops: :oops: I cannt beleive it Sarah is so quiet :)

Hmmm looks like I'll have  to asking her on the 24th  :lol:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Boggert on February 02, 2008, 22:17:49
Or perhaps on the 6th... :lol:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: beast5680 on February 02, 2008, 22:26:40
last time my missus was on one of them i got a furry horse thong complete with neighing sound effects when you squeeze its nose :oops: :shock: :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on February 02, 2008, 22:53:12
Deja Vu! There was a similar thread not long a go and it got rather near the knuckle, if you catch my drift! Ding Dong!
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: robert francis on February 03, 2008, 09:37:02
sound s good hope she got some nice stuff for the pair of you, but it would of been funny to see your face if she had bought a strap on home , lol lol
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: bilge rat on February 03, 2008, 11:01:10
my mrs seems to be more interested in land rovers. like the post about the batterys :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: schuee on February 03, 2008, 13:45:41
Just go back from work and SWMBO is at an an Anne Summers party and I have to collect her late, I dread to think what is going on at that house, best keep as far away as possible I think:grin: :oops:

Hey Schuee did your misses get roped along as well???

Aye Up Patrick

Yes she was invited, though we had arranged for the kids to go to the out-laws for a sleep over so we could go out, went to CHINA 88 , think I need to walk it off today :)
See Ya Wednesday.

Keith
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Boggert on February 03, 2008, 19:50:43
Just go back from work and SWMBO is at an an Anne Summers party and I have to collect her late, I dread to think what is going on at that house, best keep as far away as possible I think:grin: :oops:

Hey Schuee did your misses get roped along as well???

Aye Up Patrick

Yes she was invited, though we had arranged for the kids to go to the out-laws for a sleep over so we could go out, went to CHINA 88 , think I need to walk it off today :)
See Ya Wednesday.

Keith

Well I pitched up last night, but thought I would wait inthe car, till Gary turned up... he looked a stressed man! :grin: Well gave him some support, grabbed the women and left, had to drop Marie's mate off... god it was funny!

See U wednesday night...
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Ja1983 on February 03, 2008, 19:59:10
who is anne summers... evrytime `er indoors goes to one of her parties, she ends up drunk with a handbag full of things that would make a vicar blush!

i think i should stop her playing out with that anne... :roll:

ROFPMSL @ robert francis  :clap: :lol:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: Spacemud on February 03, 2008, 23:35:53
Have my own personal Ann Summers rep at home with me (night off tonight), so I hear a few stories and know what games they play. Unfortunately, I am sworn to secrecy  :-#

Had to go shopping with her to 'the shop', for raffle prizes on Friday...............ON MY BIRTHDAY!, then she did a party in the evening  :doh:

All in all though, it's a good way for the girls to get together, have a drink and a laugh, and bring us home a present at the end of the night  :lol:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: TDi90 on February 04, 2008, 17:18:13
i got my missus something from there for chirstmas and it wasnt an item of clothing... she was a bit taken aback but secretely she LOVES it  :police: :angel:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: marsie on February 06, 2008, 20:41:01
The last time my missus went to an ann summers party she came home with what can only be described as a vibrating saturn 5 rocket :shock:,no wonder i dont get any aggro anymore when i am late home from work :-k
Paul :twisted:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: datalas on February 06, 2008, 21:09:48
You mean because she's running round the bedroom pretending she's on the moon missions ?

you should get her a tracy island with a little thunderbird 2, it's far better than a saturn moon rocket

or a harry potter broomstick with vibration action

or ... perhaps we should stop as a) there are children watching [1],  b) the SOs might be getting ideas


[1] It's only 322 Days till christmas, and you know what they're like for wanting new toys
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: marsie on February 06, 2008, 21:19:02
Dont know about moon missions,but i definately think she has been attempting some sort of re-entry ;).Dont think that a thunderbird 2 would stand a chance in this company,put it this way if ever the police come into the house they will demand to see her firearms certificate :shock:
Paul :twisted:
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: hairyasswelder on February 07, 2008, 08:49:22
Last time I (Jess) went to an Ann Summers party Steve was very impressed with what I bought, sadly he wasn't so impressed with his bank balance  :oops:

Maybe you men could always get some ideas for valentines presents  ;)
Title: Re: Anne Summers
Post by: muddyjames on February 07, 2008, 15:42:06
I have been in the same house as a Anne summers party. When I was renting a room my land lady had a party and I very quickly scampered up to my room, hasen't to add my room was above the lounge. I could hear lots of giggles etc going on. I could hardly hear my recorded episodes of Top Gear!!! :lol:
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