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Title: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: stuvy on February 08, 2008, 16:20:45
I went to see Mark from here last night to borrow his hi lift jack and went to asda to get some shopping,

Firstly im only 23 and i realised how sad i was getting, i had to buy some washing up liquid, nothing wrong with that,
well.... i was over the moon to discover asda own brand stuff for

13pence yepp 13pence!! i was grinning like a fool and told the check out lady my brilliant find who un excitedly dropp :lol: :lol:ed it in the bag and said, Great stuff, 13pence please

sorry in advance, steve :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 08, 2008, 16:28:16
YOU SADDO!!!!!!!! :lol: I buy mine from tesco its 1p less but it costs me £2 extra in fuel to get there :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: richo on February 08, 2008, 17:23:33
Arch yes but doe's it foam up like fairy and give you fairy soft hands,coz hands that do dishes are soft to the feel with mild green fairy liquid.
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on February 08, 2008, 17:31:17
Grown men discussing washing up liquid? :shock:
Thats it! The worls has gone to rats crap! The only good thing about washing up liquid is mixing it with sugar to remove oil and grease from your hands when the swarfega has run out!
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Mutz on February 08, 2008, 17:32:33
can you use the cheapo stuff in the dishwasher as well 8-[ :doh:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 08, 2008, 17:34:00
You should try tescos almond and lavender wash up liquid its makes you hands smell like a summer meadow......... :lol:.
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: V8MoneyPit on February 08, 2008, 17:38:13
Oh, I'm afraid I prefer Fairy..... maybe I could have phrased that better  :oops: :lol: You just can't get the froth with the cheap stuff!
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 08, 2008, 17:42:03
Try tetley bitter thats got loads of froth,but its flat as a f**t down south,but then again no good 4 washing up with  :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: V8MoneyPit on February 08, 2008, 17:45:59
Try tetley bitter thats got loads of froth,but its flat as a f**t down south,but then again no good 4 washing up with  :lol:

Remember Fanta??? Equally frothy (man!) but equally rubbish as washing up liquid  :lol: And tasted like knats pee too!
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 08, 2008, 17:50:30
You could wear orange marigolds and use tango orange and then youd be TANGO,D :lol:......................hang on!! am I right in my head?..............if I am I know where theres a hospital full of em!!! :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Mark_Solesbury on February 08, 2008, 17:51:17
You were in a good mood last night!!

Now i know how to cheer you up :)
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: V8MoneyPit on February 08, 2008, 17:54:19
You could wear orange marigolds and use tango orange and then youd be TANGO,D :lol:......................hang on!! am I right in my head?..............if I am I know where theres a hospital full of em!!! :lol: :lol:

OK, now this thread is beginning to worry me.... no, maybe it's just you who is beginning to worry me BK  :wink: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Guardian. on February 08, 2008, 17:57:24
 :shock: :shock: :shock: OH MY GOD  :shock: :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: skip on February 08, 2008, 18:04:37
No point buying expensive washing liquid for helping to fit tyres on to wheel rims :grin:

That is what it's being used for after all ;)

nothing wrong with men discussing that is there?

Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: martha focker on February 08, 2008, 18:25:41
please tell me this thread aint real.

it is isn't it

is please no.

it bloody is

 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

a to hell with it, fairy rules, especially the tooth one :lol: :lol: :dance:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: richo on February 08, 2008, 19:10:24
Can i not tell you about my Molton brown hand wash and hand lotion then.
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: muddyjames on February 08, 2008, 19:41:21
Finding bargains like that are great and I am pleased with myself too. tins of tesco value baked beans what had a dent in the side in the reduced bit for 9p a tin. I was well chuffed. I am even happy over the 4 rolls of loft insulation from B&Q costing only £8.

Keep up the good work my friend and find those bargains!

By the way. I havent bought washing up liquid in about 3 years since my dad died as I inherited it. Ok the fairy liquid was in storage for about 6 months after he went. I am sparing with it and build the washing up so I can do lots in 1 go. Helps save the planet and my water bill too.  :dance:

Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: stuvy on February 08, 2008, 19:46:28
ahh washing up tactics....

i wash every thing up as i go, if i cook its washed up quickly before i eat then only a plate and cutlery to go,

i have tried to educate my girl friends brother, but he 'collects' dirty plates and cups until there is nothing in the cupboard to use!! he is a nightmare :evil:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: muddyjames on February 08, 2008, 19:49:34
Ah yes. I am similar but wash up when there is 1 left of everything! I tend to cook and wash everything else up at the same time! Like for now, I have 2 saucepans and a plate and a fork to wash up. Have I the inspiration to do it? NO! Will I do it tomorrow morning? Might do  ;) :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: stuvy on February 08, 2008, 19:52:07
but it will staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

i forgot to say its a 1 litre bottle
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: muddyjames on February 08, 2008, 19:57:51
nah wont staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain. Should be alright. They are in the sink with water in. Just cant be bothered to go downstairs and stand on the freezing cold floor and do it!
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 08, 2008, 20:48:05
If you leave the water in the sink too long the bubbles disappear..........................talkin of bubbles,Micheal Jackson :afro: is quiet these days,after he decided to throw his young un out of the window,I bet he doesnt do the washing up hell have somebody to do it 4 him,and I bet HE doesnt shop at tesco,itll be walmart cos thats an american company :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: ben_haynes on February 08, 2008, 20:57:59
If you leave the water in the sink too long the bubbles disappear..........................talkin of bubbles,Micheal Jackson :afro: is quiet these days,after he decided to throw his young un out of the window,I bet he doesnt do the washing up hell have somebody to do it 4 him,and I bet HE doesnt shop at tesco,itll be walmart cos thats an american company :lol: :lol:

but i bet they dont cost 13p for washing up liquid

as they are ASDA  :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 08, 2008, 21:05:05
I know,I used to pull their artics about,thankless task apart from the measly wages,but dont buy their frozen food cos I used to bring it off my wagon at -20c and then it used to sit outside in the summer for 40 mins b4 they decided to put it in their freezers,but now I shop at tesco and buy wash up liquid for 12p :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Silvery Thing on February 08, 2008, 22:20:35
....Will I do it tomorrow morning?....
Are you really suggesting that you consider leaving the washing up until the morning :doh: How on earth can you tolerate that greasy ring around the washing up bowl :-> I always make sure I wash up before going to bed, I use a mixture of Fairy and Tesco cheap stuff.... it makes the Fairy go a lot further for the money :angel:

Once the washing up is done I make sure I clean my hands and then use Nivea hand cream before going to bed.... I hate that feeling of dry crusty skin, especially in the Winter :x ;)
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 08, 2008, 22:51:25


[/: How on earth can you tolerate that greasy ring


Whos got a greasy ring? :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Yoshi on February 09, 2008, 02:00:47
Well i am of the lazy variety.

I live alone and own a dishwasher :-o
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 09, 2008, 11:16:54
Dishwasher?you must be posh at your house..........Youre lucky, I remember when I was a kid we didnt even have a sink,we had to lick dishes clean wit tongue and then if we were lucky me dad would beat us with a  broken bottle and then dance on us bodies with his feet.......................you were lucky :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: V8MoneyPit on February 09, 2008, 12:16:21
Well i am of the lazy variety.

I live alone and own a dishwasher :-o

My wife has a dish washer........ me  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Silvery Thing on February 09, 2008, 12:31:30
Dishwasher?you must be posh at your house..........Youre lucky, I remember when I was a kid we didnt even have a sink,we had to lick dishes clean wit tongue and then if we were lucky me dad would beat us with a  broken bottle and then dance on us bodies with his feet.......................you were lucky :lol:
Yep.... I agree that it was tough in the past :-. I remember trying to clean the chimney and getting stuck halfway up :cry: The way my boss got me out was to light a big fire so that I sweated a lot and shrunk slightly.... don't you think that was a clever idea :doh: :roll: ;)
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: muddyjames on February 09, 2008, 12:47:28
....Will I do it tomorrow morning?....
Are you really suggesting that you consider leaving the washing up until the morning :doh: How on earth can you tolerate that greasy ring around the washing up bowl :-> I always make sure I wash up before going to bed, I use a mixture of Fairy and Tesco cheap stuff.... it makes the Fairy go a lot further for the money :angel:

Once the washing up is done I make sure I clean my hands and then use Nivea hand cream before going to bed.... I hate that feeling of dry crusty skin, especially in the Winter :x ;)

Well morning has passed me.....................................

What greasy ring? Thing I dont like is putting me hand in the cold water to pull the plug out now it is cold. Grrr.

Hand cream.  :shocked: I have owned a bottle of moisturiser for 6 years now and still only used about 10ml of the stuff :lol: My hands are always rough as I work out dooors all the time and then my voluntary work is on a building site, and never have any skin on my knuckles to feel rough after working on the disco!! :lol:

I will go do it NOW!
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 09, 2008, 17:01:32
Greasy ring was a joke......y,know double meaning and all that :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: marjan on February 09, 2008, 20:15:02
You should try tescos almond and lavender wash up liquid its makes you hands smell like a summer meadow......... :lol:.

I thought you smelt a bit weird when we were doing the brakes on my 90 yesterday - YA BIG PUFFTA  :D :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: richo on February 09, 2008, 20:17:44
Arr dishwasher a present from the gods.
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 09, 2008, 21:02:22
Quote
You should try tescos almond and lavender wash up liquid its makes you hands smell like a summer meadow.........


do you use it in the shower??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of Billy Connelly and his Ha Ho Ba shampooo :lol: :lol: :lol:

I tend to fill the bowl with hot water then add the liquid at the end as I don't like the bubbles ,I think they should put anti foaming agent in it, the bubbles don't clean anything the detergent does the bubbles just make it look pretty .

Don't do lemon after drinking half a cup of it in the dark (grab cup fill with water from tap chug down in one only to find cup was full of lemon fairey because the bottle split followed by chuk up sesh) :-> :-> :->
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 09, 2008, 21:22:11
No I use vidal sassoons wash and go cos thats cos me hairs gone too :lol:

and as far as bubbles go,are you talking about Michael jacksons monkey? :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 09, 2008, 21:27:15
No [-X Monkey's are no good for washing up as the fur just spreads the food around not cleaning at all  !!!

Hamsters fur is much denser and works better when wet .

bibble ddoook suueecchhh ..

Meds Time :D :D

Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 09, 2008, 21:35:10
What about ferrets are they good? :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 09, 2008, 21:37:19
No they go down the plug hole and come up in the bath [-X [-X
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 09, 2008, 21:47:25
Llamas????
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 09, 2008, 23:00:54
ye their good :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 09, 2008, 23:02:44
NUTTER!!!! :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 09, 2008, 23:09:03
 not sure about the species but I think nutters would break things stick with llamas :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: stuvy on February 10, 2008, 00:18:29
Quote
You should try tescos almond and lavender wash up liquid its makes you hands smell like a summer meadow.........


Don't do lemon after drinking half a cup of it in the dark (grab cup fill with water from tap chug down in one only to find cup was full of lemon fairey because the bottle split followed by chuk up sesh) :-> :-> :->


I have an older evil sister and when i was little'er she made me drink washing up liquid, it was lemon and put me off for life!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 10, 2008, 15:07:10
I went to ibiza years ago and we found this lemon grove,some bright spark said "rub lemon juice on your head,it makes your hair go blonde" so I did,all I got was brown hair and second degree burns off the sun :doh: :doh: :doh:!!!!
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: muddyjames on February 10, 2008, 20:30:33
No [-X Monkey's are no good for washing up as the fur just spreads the food around not cleaning at all  !!!

Hamsters fur is much denser and works better when wet .


Richard Hammonds hair is better for washing up dishes? I think I will stick to watching him on tv!! :lol: Also I wouldn't say Richard is dense either, quiet a clever chap I think! ;) :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 11, 2008, 12:27:43
James May,s hair would be just right :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: stuvy on February 11, 2008, 12:45:23
you could use Clarkson's hair on the tuff stuff, that needs scrubbing ;)
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 11, 2008, 20:07:00
I think we've just come up with the next lot of top gear merchendice .

the Top Gear washing up set including,

The Hammond sponge

The James May mop

The Clarkson Scourer

Now we just need one for the stig :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: muddyjames on February 11, 2008, 20:27:07
the stig is a dishwasher as you dont know who the stig is and most kids think that the magic washing fairy puts it in the dishwasher so you dont know who that is either! :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Disco Matt on February 11, 2008, 20:55:13
So the Hamster is in fact Spongebob Squarepants?  :lol:

(Trying for random comment of the week!)
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Steve ray on February 11, 2008, 21:23:51
Can't believe my eyes  :shock: ....... that I've just read the whole of this post!!  :-k

Just got a few observations ......


Greasy ring? ...... Suit you sir!  :shock:


And as for the "it's frothy man" ...... that was from the polar bear that wore shades and he used to advertise Cresta pop, not Fanta!
 :shocked:
Remember Fanta??? Equally frothy (man!) but equally rubbish as washing up liquid  :lol: And tasted like knats pee too!
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 12, 2008, 11:44:13
I reckon the stig IS spongebob squarepants!!!!.............but youd have to squash his head down a bit to get his helmet on :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: V8MoneyPit on February 12, 2008, 17:59:46
Can't believe my eyes  :shock: ....... that I've just read the whole of this post!!  :-k

Sad person  ;) :lol:

And as for the "it's frothy man" ...... that was from the polar bear that wore shades and he used to advertise Cresta pop, not Fanta!
 :shocked:

Ah yes, you're quite right.... but I'm afraid it reinforces my first comment  :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: blackbob on February 12, 2008, 18:56:59
engine parts and dishwasher dont mix the alloy dont like the salt makes them all white and gritty



also a dishwasher saver water
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Silvery Thing on February 12, 2008, 19:25:26
I am stunned.... I am really stunned :-. :?

It appears that there are one or two members on here that are not all that keen on this thread and fail to see that it is most useful to exchange info on all subjects.

Sponge Bob :azn:.... dishwashers :laugh:.... greasy rings 8-[.... It all makes sense to me :roll: ;) :D
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 12, 2008, 20:05:49
Bibbble

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/epguide/images/four_goodbye.jpg)

random comment of the week! Mine I think :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: BK on February 12, 2008, 20:14:39
gotta have a laugh or else you would cry(i would anyway cos doris is bust) :'( :'(
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 12, 2008, 20:19:36
Isn't that the name of the scary thing on Why Don't You 8-[
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on February 12, 2008, 22:02:55
Dogs! Dogs are the ideal creature to deal with washing up. Put the dirty dishes on the floor, and dogs with their naturally abrasive tongues take all the the dried up food off. this is particularly effective if you leave the dishes on the floor overnight. Nice clean dishes ready for use in the morning! Saves a bundle on washing up liquid and dish washer tablets.
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Silvery Thing on February 12, 2008, 22:44:52
Dogs! Dogs are the ideal creature to deal with washing up. Put the dirty dishes on the floor, and dogs with their naturally abrasive tongues take all the the dried up food off. this is particularly effective if you leave the dishes on the floor overnight. Nice clean dishes ready for use in the morning! Saves a bundle on washing up liquid and dish washer tablets.
Now that idea deserves a prize :clap: Ecologically friendly all the way and can save a little on the amount of dog food you would have to buy :dance:

Now I wonder if a cat could be trained to do the same :-k
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: lee celtic on February 13, 2008, 22:28:34
Not enough food left on plate in our house to feed a dog  :lol: :lol: god my  kids eat a lot ,the little one (11) had a full sunday dinner then picked up a bag of crisps on his way out of the room while still chewing the last mouth full of dinner :shock:
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: V8MoneyPit on February 14, 2008, 00:13:17
Dogs! Dogs are the ideal creature to deal with washing up. Put the dirty dishes on the floor, and dogs with their naturally abrasive tongues take all the the dried up food off. this is particularly effective if you leave the dishes on the floor overnight. Nice clean dishes ready for use in the morning! Saves a bundle on washing up liquid and dish washer tablets.
[/quote

Yeeeeeeukkk  :lol:

How about waiting for a storm and putting said dishes outside? Or taking them to the local car wash and sitting them on the roof of your car? Hmm, maybe there are a couple of minor flaws in the last suggestion  :-k
Title: Re: I will probably get banned for this but.....
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on February 14, 2008, 08:05:53
Dogs! Dogs are the ideal creature to deal with washing up. Put the dirty dishes on the floor, and dogs with their naturally abrasive tongues take all the the dried up food off. this is particularly effective if you leave the dishes on the floor overnight. Nice clean dishes ready for use in the morning! Saves a bundle on washing up liquid and dish washer tablets.
[/quote

Yeeeeeeukkk  :lol:

How about waiting for a storm and putting said dishes outside? Or taking them to the local car wash and sitting them on the roof of your car? Hmm, maybe there are a couple of minor flaws in the last suggestion  :-k



Don't know what all the fuss is about! My family don't complain about doggie dishwashing. Mind you, they don't know about it! Mwa ha ha!!
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