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Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 15:33:58: Hello All :D

Just received my lovely spoof parking tickets in the post you know the ones condemning all 4x4Ã¢â‚¬â„¢s arenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t we all nasty people for driving them. :evil: And I was most shocked to find that my discovery according to them does 12 to the gallon :shock: no wonder it costs a fortune to run it :? But what do I see that my engine size has gone up its now nearly 4 litres :shock: On closer inspection they have forgot to list a diesel then when you look closer still they have not listed any make of 4x4 diesels its all then nasty petrol engine vehicles that are eating all the planet. :twisted: But they do list the smart car and that does 38 mpg but I havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t noticed many 4x4 smart cars around especially one that can seat 7 and pull a Range Rover out of the mud. When they sell one I will buy it.

I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t think I will be putting the tickets on any vehicle unless it a BMW car or Mercedes or jag they do less to the gallon than my TDI. But I will wait a month and ask for some more so it cost those prats more to produce this crap. :twisted:

All the best

Arightpest
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: muddyweb on February 03, 2005, 15:38:26: Any chance you can scan one and email it over ?

tim @ muddyweb.com
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 15:46:28: no problem i will have a go :D
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Luke on February 03, 2005, 15:58:15: Ooh, where did you order those? I'd like to order some too!
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 16:09:13: try this site

www.wastemonsters.org.uk
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 16:12:26: tim i have sent the scan to your mailto: info@muddyweb.com

if it dont work let me know

the pest
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 16:38:02: must hit 100
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 16:39:36: :lol: :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

I get dafter if that was possible before simdeb says a word :twisted:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: xmob on February 03, 2005, 16:50:47: I think we need a picture of them all being burnt. :twisted:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: oakeedokee on February 03, 2005, 16:55:27: That's a bit excessive isn't it? Can't we just slap 'em about a bit?
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 17:05:13: i hope he means the tickets :shock: having said that :twisted:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Sooty on February 03, 2005, 17:58:45: Looking through the tube from the other end, if they do ban 4x4's from London then there will be lots of very cheap ones for us to buy and use for what they were built for :lol: :lol:
Just me looking on the bright side.
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Wanderer on February 03, 2005, 17:58:50: I'm for slapping them about a bit :twisted:

Ed
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: oakeedokee on February 03, 2005, 18:12:57: harsh but fair.
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: lee celtic on February 03, 2005, 18:23:35: Don't waste them :D

I have a cunning plan :twisted:

Go down to your local nick/dunkin donut shop and stick the fake parking tickets over the door locks/handles of a couple of police 4x4's :twisted:

Drop them in'it \:D/

You can imagine the phone call can't ya :D :D
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Range Rover Blues on February 03, 2005, 19:29:03: Quote from: "lee celtic"
Don't waste them :D

I have a cunning plan :twisted:

Go down to your local nick/dunkin donut shop and stick the fake parking tickets over the door locks/handles of a couple of police 4x4's :twisted:

Drop them in'it \:D/

You can imagine the phone call can't ya :D :D

Evil! :twisted: :twisted:

I like it. :lol:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: simdeb on February 03, 2005, 20:50:38: The sticker mans been to my house :twisted:
one on my freelander
another on disco
and one on debs trekka i would not mid but the disco only just come back from being mended

got some to put on some bmw,s :roll: :roll:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 21:40:19: Yes but it hasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t seen a dirty puddle for over a month you urban criminal :twisted: plus he is crap at play station games if you seen him driving a car on a game you wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t let him drive a nail in with a old hammer. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 22:11:02: (arightpests son) ur not much better dad i own u all muhaha :twisted:
sorry about tht

(jus dnt tell my dad i posted this plz he might try and win me again :D )
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 22:17:38: the drift king will bit you on the bum :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Arightpest on February 03, 2005, 22:50:24: oops bite you on the bum :oops: :twisted:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: simdeb on February 04, 2005, 20:38:56: At least i do not hit little innocent trees when laning in linc's
and smash indicators

HA HA :roll:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: Bob696 on February 04, 2005, 20:42:24: Quote
(arightpests son) ur not much better dad i own u all muhaha
sorry about tht

(jus dnt tell my dad i posted this plz he might try and win me again

I blame the teachers ...oh hang on a min ..... no I dont, I blame mobile phone text messages. :oops:
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: series 3 on February 04, 2005, 20:50:04: did it arrive through the post (ie stamped addressed ?) or just sliped through letter box or like others left on vehicle

idont live in London or a city but if i catch any one tampering with my landy(which by the way does more MPG than my every day road car evo 6) i will happely break there arms :(

wheres it going to stop ? very soon a hardcore section is going to break away and start burning and cutting brakes etc endangering lives
Title: poor vehicle choice
Post by: muky-kid. on February 04, 2005, 21:18:06: Quote from: "series 3"
did it arrive through the post (ie stamped addressed ?) or just sliped through letter box or like others left on vehicle

idont live in London or a city but if i catch any one tampering with my landy(which by the way does more MPG than my every day road car evo 6) i will happely break there arms :(

wheres it going to stop ? very soon a hardcore section is going to break away and start burning and cutting brakes etc endangering lives

:twisted: Its already happening in the U.S 4x4s vandalised and Dealerships wrecked along with vehicles.
Its a pity these groups have to resort to hireing " rent a mob ". To guttless to have a go them selfs. I just hope it doesnt start here in the U.K or has it already?..
What is apparent with the U.K campain groups is that they only pick on 4x4s that look std and are obviously never going to be used for what was intended, i.e big posh BMs or Porches and big yank 4x4s, inother words Chelsea Tractors.
But non the less, there is a thing called freedom of choice so if mr x wants to buy a 4ltr v8 4x4, he can and should without been intimidated by these mindless morons.

Rant over. :evil: