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Title: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: carbore on February 28, 2008, 08:08:41
Scientists have shown that there may be a link between the recent earthquake in the UK and increased 4x4 ownership.

“4x4 and other large, especially desiel vehicles produce vibrations” said an expert “vibrations are energy and energy can not be created or destroyed” (Newtons law). Most people think that these vibrations just disappear, but they have to go somewhere.  Our theory is that these vibrations have been stored up below the earths crust, but now need to escape.” 

4x4 ownership is on a record high in the UK and we have seen the biggest quake for 25 years. Those facts speak for themselves.  Electric cars produce much less vibration and also look cute.

This is rather like the hole in the ozone layer caused by the Aerosol spay paint (also used on 4x4’s sometimes) in that the hole focussed on one point in the Arctic. This focused around LInconshire so they are taking the brunt of this effect despite the fact that UK 4x4 ownership is most common in the Chelsea area of London.

Ken Livingstone said that if  he becomes mayor as opposed to that prat Boris, he will introduce a further higher charge of £25 for the most vibrating vehicles, although taxis and cars with over 7 seats or 7 chavvy kids in the back of a Sierra not wearing seatbelts will be exempt. “If rich show offs in 4x4 want to go around causing earthquakes they should pay” Said Ken.
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: schuee on February 28, 2008, 08:30:16
Scientists have shown that there may be a link between the recent earthquake in the UK and increased 4x4 ownership.

“4x4 and other large, especially desiel vehicles produce vibrations” said an expert “vibrations are energy and energy can not be created or destroyed” (Newtons law). Most people think that these vibrations just disappear, but they have to go somewhere.  Our theory is that these vibrations have been stored up below the earths crust, but now need to escape.” 

4x4 ownership is on a record high in the UK and we have seen the biggest quake for 25 years. Those facts speak for themselves.  Electric cars produce much less vibration and also look cute.

This is rather like the hole in the ozone layer caused by the Aerosol spay paint (also used on 4x4’s sometimes) in that the hole focussed on one point in the Arctic. This focused around LInconshire so they are taking the brunt of this effect despite the fact that UK 4x4 ownership is most common in the Chelsea area of London.

Ken Livingstone said that if  he becomes mayor as opposed to that prat Boris, he will introduce a further higher charge of £25 for the most vibrating vehicles, although taxis and cars with over 7 seats or 7 chavvy kids in the back of a Sierra not wearing seatbelts will be exempt. “If rich show offs in 4x4 want to go around causing earthquakes they should pay” Said Ken.



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Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: Boddle on February 28, 2008, 08:57:10
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Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: Bouncy on February 28, 2008, 09:40:10
Nothing to do with the brussel sprouts at Christmas then?
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: andyhubbard on February 28, 2008, 10:06:37
If it's on the BBC it's got to involve slagging of 4x4's or tey won't use it.
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: V8MoneyPit on February 28, 2008, 10:43:30
 :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:

I do hope they don't pick up on this and use it for real though  :lol: It wouldn't be the first time a joke had evolved into 'fact'!
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: Drift on February 28, 2008, 10:52:47
Class  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lets start the urban myth  :^o :dance:
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: V8MoneyPit on February 28, 2008, 11:20:39
Class  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lets start the urban myth  :^o :dance:

By 'Urban' I assume you mean Chelsea?  :D
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: narked on February 28, 2008, 12:16:54
I've lost a month somewhere, seems we're in April already!
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: discowoman on February 28, 2008, 14:32:26
No matter how many times you tell yourself "its a Joke"...Its sad that you just KNOW that somewone somewhere in Parliament COULD come up with something like this   :-. :-. :-.
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: Disco Matt on February 28, 2008, 15:35:33
Everyone knows it's chavs (more specifically those who've bought the entire Motorworld stock of speakers and amps) that cause earthquakes... :lol:
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: SWEETY on February 28, 2008, 16:34:16
Everyone knows it's chavs (more specifically those who've bought the entire Motorworld stock of speakers and amps) that cause earthquakes... :lol:

Oh it must have been all my fault then as i've got a very large sound system in the back of my truck :doh: :doh: :doh:
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: Boggert on February 28, 2008, 19:45:47
LOL I wonder if Anne Summers will get hit by the same tax... LOL
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: davidlandy on February 28, 2008, 20:25:59
I think that they have a point here.  if you perform a 2 inch lift, many people report vibtration from their transmissions, its gotta be that! ;)
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: Disco Matt on February 28, 2008, 20:48:28
Everyone knows it's chavs (more specifically those who've bought the entire Motorworld stock of speakers and amps) that cause earthquakes... :lol:

Oh it must have been all my fault then as i've got a very large sound system in the back of my truck :doh: :doh: :doh:

Nah, good sound systems don't do it, only the cheap stuff!  :lol:
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: Lincs niva on February 28, 2008, 21:05:05
What a load of tripe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers Gav
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: hobbit on February 28, 2008, 23:27:45
No wait, wasn't there some groups greenlaning last weekend in Lincs? :-.
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: andyhubbard on February 28, 2008, 23:32:52
Not 4x4's in Lincs and no doubt with LOUD sound systems - were doomed i tell you were doomed  :oops:
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: Yoshi on February 29, 2008, 02:57:30
Scientists have shown that there may be a link between the recent earthquake in the UK and increased 4x4 ownership.

“4x4 and other large, especially desiel vehicles produce vibrations” said an expert “vibrations are energy and energy can not be created or destroyed” (Newtons law). Most people think that these vibrations just disappear, but they have to go somewhere.  Our theory is that these vibrations have been stored up below the earths crust, but now need to escape.” 

4x4 ownership is on a record high in the UK and we have seen the biggest quake for 25 years. Those facts speak for themselves.  Electric cars produce much less vibration and also look cute.

This is rather like the hole in the ozone layer caused by the Aerosol spay paint (also used on 4x4’s sometimes) in that the hole focussed on one point in the Arctic. This focused around LInconshire so they are taking the brunt of this effect despite the fact that UK 4x4 ownership is most common in the Chelsea area of London.

Ken Livingstone said that if  he becomes mayor as opposed to that prat Boris, he will introduce a further higher charge of £25 for the most vibrating vehicles, although taxis and cars with over 7 seats or 7 chavvy kids in the back of a Sierra not wearing seatbelts will be exempt. “If rich show offs in 4x4 want to go around causing earthquakes they should pay” Said Ken.


Complete poppycock!!!

Everyone knows who the culprits were.....

























The heffalumps and woozles were to blame!!!!
Title: Re: Earthquake linked to 4x4’s claim BBC
Post by: andyhubbard on February 29, 2008, 09:40:38
The RAMBLERS  :roll: :roll:
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