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Title: axe or hatchet
Post by: lambert on March 09, 2008, 20:54:09
when out laning which would you prefere?

and moreover how would the police take to one having either in ones motor when out and about given i'm dateless enough to forget to remove them  when I get back.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Guardian. on March 09, 2008, 21:08:43
AXE !  YOU SHOULD BE OK CARRYING AN AXE  , KEep it in something like a bag! and strapped down so it cannot fly about and kill you!!
if its out of harms way no one will know you even have it, and if its for offroading, thats good enough reason to carry surely. boggert or lsp will tell you the actual legal bit, but i dont see any harm.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 09, 2008, 21:18:19
Interesting topic. I use a WW2 US Marines machete, which is kept in a locked box containing all my recovery bits and bobs which is only ever put in the car when I go laning.
The question of legality is one I have pondered myself. Here is the legal blurb about it.



Source: Criminal Justice Act, 1988. Section 139(1).

Offence: It is an offence for any person, without lawful authority or good reason, to have with him in a public place, any article which has a blade or is sharply pointed except for a folding pocket-knife which has a cutting edge to its blade not exceeding 3 inches.

If the 'implement' is in the vehicle and out of immediate reach then I would give the benefit of the doubt, but it can all relate to the circumstances in which the object is found, e.g on a lane being used to trim back vegetation, I would say is a 'good reason', where as 'I was out laning a few weeks ago and forgot to take it out' would be viewed with some disdain.
It is down to the person to explain why the object is there, to a court if charged.

Unfortunately with the current high number of assaults and murders where pointed/bladed articles have been been used, the Police are very jumpy and you may be unfortunate enough to be pulled by an officer who is not sure about the legal aspect, and will seize it and say the dreaded words 'the court can decide'.
I have done that on several occasions, but the circumstances have usually been along the lines of Jonny Scrote has a knife or blade on him, at night, claiming he forgot to take it out of his pocket when he went out. Slightly different in the case of most off roaders.
A couple of hints though. Don't take any Samurai or Broadswords out to defoliate the local lanes, and definately don't offer to show them how quickly you can draw it and slice through something, as it may result in a swift application of CS (the chav aftershave of choice) or having a large lump appear on your head as a result of being chastised with Bertie Baton.



Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Guardian. on March 09, 2008, 21:22:38
theyd love to go through my motors then, more sharp and pointy things than a diy store. :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 09, 2008, 21:27:53
theyd love to go through my motors then, more sharp and pointy things than a diy store. :lol:

But as you say, if they are all locked away and/or secured, why should there be a problem? There are still a fair few coppers out there who have a modicum of savvy and common sense, along with the old favourite, discretion.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: TDi90 on March 09, 2008, 21:30:14
get a maul, bette rthen an axe.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Boggert on March 09, 2008, 21:31:41
theyd love to go through my motors then, more sharp and pointy things than a diy store. :lol:

But as you say, if they are all locked away and/or secured, why should there be a problem? There are still a fair few coppers out there who have a modicum of savvy and common sense, along with the old favourite, discretion.

I agree with LSP, if you are just driving around with it for the sake of it and its hidden under your drivers seat, then you may have a few problems, but if you are laning and its locked with some other tools in a box, then its common sence.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Guardian. on March 09, 2008, 21:31:58
err, i will put them in a box then. :D
i often get funny looks in town when i open a door and loads of  empty catridges fall out, and in the audi there are ammo casings stuck between the glass and the interior panel, cannot get them out, hope i dont get a tug in that, wont look good. and yes i do sometimes go out in the fields in a car and the cases auto eject out the side and every time catch the window and drop them down there.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 09, 2008, 21:33:28
get a maul, bette rthen an axe.

Better still, some det cord around the base of the tree would clear it, although having det cord in your possesion might take a little bit more explaining away and could result in an extended visit to a dark cell for a 'little chat' to see if you have ever had a 3 month holiday in Pakistan. :shock:


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ejRqFz7FzxA
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: TDi90 on March 09, 2008, 21:36:20
and loads of  empty catridges fall out,

know what you mean  ;) :D
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Guardian. on March 09, 2008, 21:36:35
 :lol: :lol:pakistan :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 09, 2008, 21:38:50
err, i will put them in a box then. :D
i often get funny looks in town when i open a door and loads of  empty catridges fall out, and in the audi there are ammo casings stuck between the glass and the interior panel, cannot get them out, hope i dont get a tug in that, wont look good. and yes i do sometimes go out in the fields in a car and the cases auto eject out the side and every time catch the window and drop them down there.

Having worked in the 'Cundry' for many years, I know how easy it is for keepers etc to forget that they have left ammo in the car.
A  scary moment came when I was chatting to one keeper and notice a Phostoxin tube rattling around in the tray in the front of his 90.
Several harsh words were given when I explained about the 'Poisons Act', Health and Safety and other bits of law. If the DEFRA bods had seen it, they would have hung him out to dry.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: carbore on March 09, 2008, 21:40:49
Oh dear, id better measure my openal and swiss army lock back.  Still I have the "Im a farmer" excuse, mny sheds full of all sorts of nasty cutting/chopping things.

Re det cord, try unstable nitro like  in the film sorcerer (The one with the trucks in the jungle!, ACE film but only on R1 DVD, some on you-tube)

To be honest if its a tree then a small bush saw or even folding pruning saw is best, I only like axes for splitting logs/kindling.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Guardian. on March 09, 2008, 21:43:14
i dont leave any live stuff, its just all the deads, as i pick up spent cartriges, plus they pop out the pump if fired from inside, and the shells areonly spent ones , dont worry! im quite safe, im quite attached to my guns and licences. :D occifer. :D
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Bishops Finger on March 09, 2008, 21:45:01
A claymore to clear overgrown lanes may be a no no then? :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Guardian. on March 09, 2008, 21:47:02
uzzi, that will make a nice path.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 09, 2008, 21:48:30
Oh dear, id better measure my openal and swiss army lock back.  Still I have the "Im a farmer" excuse, mny sheds full of all sorts of nasty cutting/chopping things.

Re det cord, try unstable nitro like  in the film sorcerer (The one with the trucks in the jungle!, ACE film but only on R1 DVD, some on you-tube)

To be honest if its a tree then a small bush saw or even folding pruning saw is best, I only like axes for splitting logs/kindling.

Length is only a problem if you get caught waving it about. If you can quickly tuck it back before it gets seen, who is to know? Anyway, if it is only 3.5 inches long I wouldn't go bragging about it.
As for the knife..............
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 09, 2008, 21:50:04
A claymore to clear overgrown lanes may be a no no then? :roll: :lol:

Discretion may well go out of the window at that point.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: TDi90 on March 09, 2008, 21:51:09
oooeerrrr :)
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Guardian. on March 09, 2008, 21:55:15
whats this claymore, sound my type of thing :D
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 09, 2008, 22:05:05
whats this claymore, sound my type of thing :D

One of these.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=btNdSroBIns

Or if you have some really dense brambles to get through, one of these may be useful. A bit difficult to deploy from the back of a 90, hence the yanks use a C130. My son has some footage of one of these being dropped in Afghanistan. He told me that it made his ears ring for a short while afterwards.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H7tG7keSe-0
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: lambert on March 09, 2008, 22:12:04
from axe's to claymore's in a few simple steps, you lot could worry a lesser mortal!
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 09, 2008, 22:15:50
from axe's to claymore's in a few simple steps, you lot could worry a lesser mortal!

Natural evolution, dear chap! Just think how the world would have turned out if caveman had had a few boxes of PE4 to deal with the dinosaurs!
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Guardian. on March 09, 2008, 22:21:12
PE4 :-k
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Disco Matt on March 09, 2008, 22:24:46
I would imagine that the results would have been colourful and widespread... :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Bishops Finger on March 10, 2008, 00:24:05
Ooohh thats the best explosion I've seen all week.....


LSP I thank you :lol: :lol: :lol: :dance: :afro:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Smego on March 10, 2008, 12:20:05
I carry and axe in the back I have a machette but only use it if I am going to help clear something where I know it will be useful.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: littlepow on March 10, 2008, 17:54:31
PE4 :-k

Plastic Explosive number 4, British version of C4. Just a bit more potent!
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Boggert on March 10, 2008, 18:37:43
LSP thats a MOAB... Mother of all bombs... big beast hey
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Bishops Finger on March 10, 2008, 19:07:10
Use one of these....should avoid any offensive weapon issues...
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 10, 2008, 19:13:03
Use one of these....should avoid any offensive weapon issues...

Excuse me sir, do you have a licence for that 75mm gun?
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: richo on March 10, 2008, 19:25:13
I have a hachet on the dog guard.It's bright red,best take it out i think.
I carry a leatherman all the time when i have my working cloths on and sometimes work in city centers.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: crazymac on March 10, 2008, 20:04:09
Well.............. Being in the country, I can get away with more perhaps? but I carry a Gerber on my belt pretty much all the time (only take it off when I go to the pub which is about 3 times a year!!)

In the back I have a folding saw and a hand axe, and giving consideration to a machete! These are not in a locked box (but you would need to get past the dog to get to them :dance:)

I reckon that I could explain this adequatly for our boys in blue, as I am a reasonable person who knows how to give the appropriate respect to the police.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: ben_haynes on March 10, 2008, 21:08:39
I carry an Axe, A Machette and a Bow Saw in the back of the Rangie (not in a box but secur enough they wont fly out and chop my head off  :lol: ) they are wedged under my toolbox and all the other Junk in the boot :shock: :oops:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Bishops Finger on March 10, 2008, 22:20:24
Must say towing a Sherman Tank behind my TJ has caused a few problems...... :doh:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: lee celtic on March 10, 2008, 22:51:55
I carry an axe ,a machete and a bow saw all strapped the the back door .

and if you like big bangs this is my fav :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8HcQ1Va6RY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8HcQ1Va6RY#)
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Bishops Finger on March 11, 2008, 16:33:53
Serious exploding marshmellows there...
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: crazymac on March 11, 2008, 16:40:08
Serious exploding marshmellows there...

Bit extreme just to toast some don't you think? :twisted:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 11, 2008, 18:59:51
How about this baby? Kind of put me off any propane related products.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3WKTwHpIU&feature=related
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Bishops Finger on March 11, 2008, 23:26:16
Hank Hill would be distraught.....
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Niel on March 12, 2008, 22:59:53
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe, saw back Gerber machete, folding hand saw, Stihl 'bush hook' billhook, large bow saw, hardpoint wood saw, 48" hedgers slasher, 7 lb sledge hammer and a wood grenade, each has it's uses....
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: ben_haynes on March 12, 2008, 23:50:54
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe, saw back Gerber machete, folding hand saw, Stihl 'bush hook' billhook, large bow saw, hardpoint wood saw, 48" hedgers slasher, 7 lb sledge hammer and a wood grenade, each has it's uses....

and no doubt they all in the boot of the landy  [-X [-X :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: hobbit on March 13, 2008, 14:30:06
Use one of these....should avoid any offensive weapon issues...

Good for lane widening, and clearing deaf ramblers :twisted:


As for foliage clearance, .30 and .50 mounted unit are great, used to great effect in NI and hotter climes
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Oli-L on March 13, 2008, 17:55:17
What about fireworks?!! You get a pretty display just before it flattens you town!! :shock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S52p2AMISFk&feature=related
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 13, 2008, 20:37:18
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe

Interesting. I've never seen one of those before. What colour is it? does it like hi energy dance music? Does it visit Club G-A-Y? An axe used by Dale Winton?
Obvious double entendres are "A small camp chopper, eh?", "Hold tightly to your small chopper" or "I was holding my small camp chopper, and its head came off!"

I'm sorry, I've been reading too much Finbarr Saunders in Viz. I apopogize for my pathetic juvenile sense of humour.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Bishops Finger on March 13, 2008, 21:34:18
Fnarr Fnarr..... :rolleyes: :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Niel on March 13, 2008, 22:02:08
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe

Interesting. I've never seen one of those before. What colour is it? does it like hi energy dance music? Does it visit Club G-A-Y? An axe used by Dale Winton?
Obvious double entendres are "A small camp chopper, eh?", "Hold tightly to your small chopper" or "I was holding my small camp chopper, and its head came off!"

I'm sorry, I've been reading too much Finbarr Saunders in Viz. I apopogize for my pathetic juvenile sense of humour.

No problem, I thought that too, but it's a useful tool:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kershaw-K1018-Knife-Drop-Forged-Camp-Ax_W0QQitemZ180216312423QQihZ008QQcategoryZ63796QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQ_trksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Disco Matt on March 13, 2008, 22:45:34
I have one of these:

http://www.surplusandadventure.com/shop/survival-emergency/survival-equipment-2/web-tex-warrior-survival-saw-517567.html

Mine isn't quite like that, but it's highly unlikely to be regarded as offensive. Mine folds into a tin that fits in the palm of your hand and has a couple of clip-on grips. Works really well on small to medium sized branches and takes up next to no space in the boot.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: stuvy on March 13, 2008, 23:09:04
I have one of these:

http://www.surplusandadventure.com/shop/survival-emergency/survival-equipment-2/web-tex-warrior-survival-saw-517567.html

Mine isn't quite like that, but it's highly unlikely to be regarded as offensive. Mine folds into a tin that fits in the palm of your hand and has a couple of clip-on grips. Works really well on small to medium sized branches and takes up next to no space in the boot.

That looks great, i have a smaller wire saw its alot thinner but im willing to have a look for one of these!
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: ben_haynes on March 13, 2008, 23:44:39
thought they were a set of num-chucks when the picture came up then :lol: :doh:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Disco Matt on March 14, 2008, 14:48:17
thought they were a set of num-chucks when the picture came up then :lol: :doh:

Yeah, the one they have there does rather look like nunchucks! The only problem is that the handles won't fit in the tin with the saw blade, so you have to carry it dismantled. That's probably better in legal terms though  :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Range Rover Blues on March 14, 2008, 15:04:21
You get a pretty display just before it flattens you town!! :shock:


You wern't joking, the place is unrecogniseable afterwards :-o
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Defender on March 14, 2008, 17:01:19
Must admit I carry quite a bit of kit in my motor, being a "jack of all trades" - Gardener/Welder/Fabricator/Agricultural Engineer etc, etc. :lol:
One of the most useful bits of kit I have for cutting back branches is a Folding Pruning saw. (http://www.tool-up.co.uk/shop/diy/SAN396HP.html) You can get these from most Garden Centres & places like B&Q. Very sharp & they cut on both the push stroke & the pull stroke.
I also carry a set of loppers with extending handles, bow saw, shovel, mattock, metal bar, full tool kit, bolt cutters (left in from doing a job on a farm of course  :^o) & sometimes I'll leave my chainsaw & safety gear in the back.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 14, 2008, 17:03:29
when out laning which would you prefere?
Hummm, small camp hand-axe

Interesting. I've never seen one of those before. What colour is it? does it like hi energy dance music? Does it visit Club G-A-Y? An axe used by Dale Winton?
Obvious double entendres are "A small camp chopper, eh?", "Hold tightly to your small chopper" or "I was holding my small camp chopper, and its head came off!"

I'm sorry, I've been reading too much Finbarr Saunders in Viz. I apopogize for my pathetic juvenile sense of humour.

No problem, I thought that too, but it's a useful tool:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kershaw-K1018-Knife-Drop-Forged-Camp-Ax_W0QQitemZ180216312423QQihZ008QQcategoryZ63796QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQ_trksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem


Ooh, I say! 11 inches long with a sheathed handle! Ding Dong! Stops your hand slipping off, I suppose!

Aargh!!!!

Smut, Filth and depravity! I must scourge myself!
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Bishops Finger on March 14, 2008, 22:35:57
Isn't a Kershaw something that despite court rulings, warnings and a custodial sentence still comes back to clear things up......? :shocked: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Manicminer on March 15, 2008, 08:36:32
I use a chainsaw.
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 15, 2008, 10:18:39
Isn't a Kershaw something that despite court rulings, warnings and a custodial sentence still comes back to clear things up......? :shocked: :lol: :lol:

Very good!
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Disco Matt on March 15, 2008, 17:20:14
I have one of these:

http://www.surplusandadventure.com/shop/survival-emergency/survival-equipment-2/web-tex-warrior-survival-saw-517567.html

Mine isn't quite like that, but it's highly unlikely to be regarded as offensive. Mine folds into a tin that fits in the palm of your hand and has a couple of clip-on grips. Works really well on small to medium sized branches and takes up next to no space in the boot.

That looks great, i have a smaller wire saw its alot thinner but im willing to have a look for one of these!

Just beware the amount of effort they need - sawing through a couple of branches with one of these should save you a weeks gym fees  :lol:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: sardonicus on March 15, 2008, 17:36:39
Billhooks are pretty useful too.My axes are called Norman and Baby Norman. :twisted:
Title: Re: axe or hatchet
Post by: Range Rover Blues on March 15, 2008, 18:02:28
I call my sledgehammer "persuasion" and my lump hammer "gentle persuasion" :lol:
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