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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: WHITE WHULF on February 06, 2005, 19:01:06

Title: I got this thru the post and wanted to share it with you all
Post by: WHITE WHULF on February 06, 2005, 19:01:06: You
You are a hairy fleabag.
You never do a stitch of work.
You lick the faces of complete strangers
with the sole intention of underlining my
own social inhibitions.

Sometimes you smell like old red wine,
a bouquet of damp fur.

Not only are you colour-blind, you
also cannot tell the difference between
a carpet and a couch.

You pretend that you find the word
"no" incomprehensible. You insist on sharing
your unmelodious bark with the
entire neighbourhood.

For some reason, you are afraid of statues.
Statues just freak you out.

You are utterly shameless.

You are the laziest, dirtiest, most
annoying and presumptuous thing I have
ever known in my whole entire life,

and I think you're perfect.

It's a dog thing.
Title: I got this thru the post and wanted to share it with you all
Post by: Bobtail on February 06, 2005, 20:48:06: you know it :lol:
Title: I got this thru the post and wanted to share it with you all
Post by: Range Rover Blues on February 09, 2005, 02:14:09: WOOF WOOF.

How else would I hold the back of the Rangie to the floor? I'm not a cat person, by a long way I'm not a cat person, but with a dog it's total love and I wouldn't be without them, even though they prefer Julie.
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Post by: Eeyore on February 09, 2005, 08:13:48: How cute is that!

Two GSD's 'Optima' style...

........spiral wound!

cool
8)
Eeyore
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Post by: muddyweb on February 09, 2005, 08:21:21: Gotta love 'em..

Found this picture of Katie the other day... before she turned into a marauding, mud-magnet lunatic of course....
Title: I got this thru the post and wanted to share it with you all
Post by: Whitelandyman90 on February 09, 2005, 17:33:30: Aw hell... don't ya just luv em :D I'm trying to train mine not to wee in the back of the Landy everytime I leave him alone in it for a few minutes ... still, I suppose he is only 8...... that's puppies for you eh? :D
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Post by: Colin 009 on February 09, 2005, 20:26:09: Oh your were talking about your puppy :lol: :lol:
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Post by: ChrisW on February 09, 2005, 22:22:41: Jumping all over the seats, knocking the mirror, dribbling, yapping, getting over excited, making a mess... and thats just the kids :!:

I'm buying my wifey a dog for her Valentine's present :D
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Post by: simdeb on February 09, 2005, 22:40:38: we have a rough collie and boy is he rough!!! collies are quiet, reserved. no wonder they lied to us. tried alsorts to calm him he is getting better, but will apolagise now in case we meet you!!!!
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Post by: Andy the Landy on February 09, 2005, 23:08:22: Heres a couple of pics of our two guard dogs :D Jet (the black one) was at the RSPCA about four years ago as a 12month old pup that had been abused. Had no intention of bringing a dog home but couldnt resist :D . Ben (the black and white one) used to belong to an old lady but unforunately she set her house on fire and also singed the dog, she moved into a home where no pets are allowed and we couldnt resist him either :D
Title: I got this thru the post and wanted to share it with you all
Post by: WHITE WHULF on February 10, 2005, 10:06:20: I guess I should add a pic of mine as well, so here she is...
Asta :D
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Post by: Vam on February 10, 2005, 10:23:08: Errr was wondering...

Why are you called WHITE WHULF :wink:

She's loverly. :)
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Post by: WHITE WHULF on February 10, 2005, 18:07:31: Why am I White Whulf? believe it or not its all to do with the dog, and AOL.
I wanted to be Wolf when I joined AOL years ago, but they wouldn`t let me, it had to be something like WOLF236483267, and I couldn`t be bothered to remember all the numbers, so I went through all the variations on the spelling of Wolf till I came up with WHULF, then when I changed to NTL I had to have a 2 part name with a full stop, and by this time having got a white alsation (that looks a bit like a white wolf) I decided on White Whulf, and its kinda stuck.
Title: I got this thru the post and wanted to share it with you all
Post by: datalas on February 10, 2005, 19:01:59: can you lot stop please ?

*blub* I'm getting rather nostalgic and missing my doggy :(
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Post by: ChrisW on February 10, 2005, 19:54:23: Daz, get one of these - it's what I'm getting Susie for Valentines :wink:

http://www.elc.co.uk/key-06400/sku-109216/SubcatProduct.do
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Post by: Colin 009 on February 10, 2005, 20:03:02: Hey cool Chris, :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Digsit on February 10, 2005, 20:14:22: :D