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Title: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Boggert on April 19, 2008, 19:38:57
This gets my vote

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/corsa-b-modified-custom-bodywork_W0QQitemZ190215702563QQihZ009QQcategoryZ9858QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem     :->
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: KingWolf on April 19, 2008, 19:44:39
Oh dear,

Why on earth would you want to take a picture of the interior when there's someone laying in the footwell...!!! Is he trying to steal the peddles or something... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mark
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: beast5680 on April 19, 2008, 19:51:16
why were you looking at that then boggert hmm? :lol: [-X
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Boggert on April 19, 2008, 20:01:32
why were you looking at that then boggert hmm? :lol: [-X

To see if I could find the worst car on ebay...  :shock: :doh:

I put modified in and came up wuith loads... :lol:
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Sharpshooter on April 19, 2008, 20:56:59
It reminds me of a Stormtrooper from Star Wars. :)
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: thermidorthelobster on April 19, 2008, 20:59:30
Strangely, there appears to be a dead body in the driver's footwell.
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Lincs niva on April 19, 2008, 21:09:29
Thats been driven through halfords hasnt it :lol: :lol: typical chav car hey

Cheers Gav
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: wheels244 on April 19, 2008, 21:20:40
And I bet non of it is declared on his insurance, so when the spotty oik comes tear arsing round a corner on his poorly fitted 'slammed to the deck' suspension and rams some innocent - the insurance company tell him to poke the claim   [-(
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: waveydavey on April 19, 2008, 21:31:24
And I bet non of it is declared on his insurance, so when the spotty oik comes tear arsing round a corner on his poorly fitted 'slammed to the deck' suspension and rams some innocent - the insurance company tell him to poke the claim  [-(

Not strictly true; if he hit you they would pay your claim but he would be liable to reimburse them.

It is pretty damn ugly though!
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: strapping young lad on April 19, 2008, 21:38:36
in case you werent aware

you aint seen nuthin yet

www.barryboys.co.uk

indulge and guffaw away!
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: wheels244 on April 19, 2008, 21:41:05
And I bet non of it is declared on his insurance, so when the spotty oik comes tear arsing round a corner on his poorly fitted 'slammed to the deck' suspension and rams some innocent - the insurance company tell him to poke the claim  [-(

Not strictly true; if he hit you they would pay your claim but he would be liable to reimburse them.

It is pretty damn ugly though!

I thought undeclared mods voided your insurance ?
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: lee celtic on April 19, 2008, 21:41:34
The interior shot is to show the ignition is intact :lol:

There are worse  ;)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LADA-NIVA-1-6-4X4-OFF-ROADER_W0QQitemZ120246823125QQihZ002QQcategoryZ108790QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LADA-NIVA-1-6-4X4-OFF-ROADER_W0QQitemZ120246823125QQihZ002QQcategoryZ108790QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

now before anyone starts I had a niva and it was cool but this is a pile of poo £200 for a rust bucket :roll:
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Range Rover Blues on April 20, 2008, 02:09:23
http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=saxo+modified

Take your pick.
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Range Rover Blues on April 20, 2008, 02:11:28
N  I  C  E

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Modified-1995-Vauxhall-Corsa-1-2-8v-Loud_W0QQitemZ260231004035QQihZ016QQcategoryZ9858QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

LOUD, but as it's only a 1.2 does it actually move once it's made all that noise?
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: 3laner on April 20, 2008, 03:34:23
it would almost be worth the money to buy those corsas and put them in a crusher in front of the sellers :twisted:
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Disco Matt on April 20, 2008, 08:03:42
And I bet non of it is declared on his insurance, so when the spotty oik comes tear arsing round a corner on his poorly fitted 'slammed to the deck' suspension and rams some innocent - the insurance company tell him to poke the claim  [-(

Not strictly true; if he hit you they would pay your claim but he would be liable to reimburse them.

It is pretty damn ugly though!

I thought undeclared mods voided your insurance ?

As I understand it, the insurer would pay the other partys claim but not his, as their liability to a third party is rather harder to wriggle out of.
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Jas278 on April 20, 2008, 09:51:47
Here s a contender.......



http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LANDROVER-DISCOVERY-2-SEATER-MODIFIED-off-roader_W0QQitemZ320239117742QQihZ011QQcategoryZ29748QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: robert francis on April 20, 2008, 10:04:11
what you on about, that looks great tide to the front of my disco used as a snow plough, lol
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: waveydavey on April 20, 2008, 12:54:44
And I bet non of it is declared on his insurance, so when the spotty oik comes tear arsing round a corner on his poorly fitted 'slammed to the deck' suspension and rams some innocent - the insurance company tell him to poke the claim  [-(

Not strictly true; if he hit you they would pay your claim but he would be liable to reimburse them.

It is pretty damn ugly though!

I thought undeclared mods voided your insurance ?

As I understand it, the insurer would pay the other partys claim but not his, as their liability to a third party is rather harder to wriggle out of.

Bang on; they accepted the risk so they are liable for a third party but if the policy is taken out falsely they can reclaim it.
Basically they will always pay for third party's (It's bad for buinsess not to) but
A; they can refuse to pay to the policy holder
B; with the polocy taken falsely they can claim it back from the holder: IE if they pay you 100 000 then they can if they wish sue the policyholder for that; in ohterwords if you lie to the incurance company its possible to loose your house! [-X
But as a third party claim you will always be OK  :clap: as long as they have some insuarance :evil:
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Range Rover Blues on April 20, 2008, 14:09:15
It's more than good business, AFAIK it's the law that theinsurance company has to pay out on 3rd party cliams, same if you are drunk or driving recklessly, otherwise insurance companies would hardly every pay out on the big stuff, they'd always be able to wriggle out on some technicality.  So as said, if they accepted the risk they are liably to the 3rd party.
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: lee celtic on April 20, 2008, 16:43:53
Looks like a christmas cracker :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(http://carad.ebayimg.com/i13/04/a/000/78/4e/30d9_4.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Sharpshooter on April 20, 2008, 17:32:57
Looks like a christmas cracker :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(http://carad.ebayimg.com/i13/04/a/000/78/4e/30d9_4.JPG)

Your right. And you would have to be a Joke to be seen in it. :)
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Boggert on April 20, 2008, 17:40:03
Check out this bad boy... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2000-VOLKSWAGEN-LUPO-E-BLUE_W0QQitemZ120250142749QQihZ002QQcategoryZ9873QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I have a ticket and a defect form for the blue neons and his name written all over it! LOL
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: marjan on April 20, 2008, 19:12:44
This has to be a contender !!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LWB-Land-Rover-Station-Wagon-Tax-Exempt_W0QQitemZ250238029371QQihZ015QQcategoryZ29756QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Boggert on April 20, 2008, 19:23:39
Do you think he'll throw all the crap thats in the car and front garden for free. :shock:
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: marjan on April 20, 2008, 19:30:50
Do you think he'll throw all the crap thats in the car and front garden for free. :shock:



 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: CNorman on April 20, 2008, 19:43:15
Looks like a christmas cracker :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(http://carad.ebayimg.com/i13/04/a/000/78/4e/30d9_4.JPG)

Your right. And you would have to be a Joke to be seen in it. :)

Taken from EBAY ad,

In process of re-wiring car so may not be complete when bought but everythings there to finish the job and it doesnt effect the cars performance


Oh good, it would be terrible to hamper its no doubt stunning performance  :clap:
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: wheels244 on April 20, 2008, 20:03:13
And I bet non of it is declared on his insurance, so when the spotty oik comes tear arsing round a corner on his poorly fitted 'slammed to the deck' suspension and rams some innocent - the insurance company tell him to poke the claim  [-(

Not strictly true; if he hit you they would pay your claim but he would be liable to reimburse them.

It is pretty damn ugly though!

I thought undeclared mods voided your insurance ?

As I understand it, the insurer would pay the other partys claim but not his, as their liability to a third party is rather harder to wriggle out of.

Thanks for clarifying that Matt - I've long since worried about these herberts flying around in their plastic fantastics.
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: stuvy on April 22, 2008, 22:53:52
the title of this says it all really! lol enjoy :P

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-VAUXHALL-VECTRA-MODIFIED-BADLY_W0QQitemZ320242543920QQihZ011QQcategoryZ9858QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Disco Matt on April 22, 2008, 23:18:49
I always wonder about the people who can't spell their listings properly. It's hardly difficult to run it through a spell checker and putting it up with errors just makes them look sloppy, not a desirable trait if they're trying to convince me to buy from them!
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Range Rover Blues on April 23, 2008, 18:12:28
I listed this, just to see.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Caravan-Old-and-weary-but-dry-inside_W0QQitemZ120249146733QQihZ002QQcategoryZ108845QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Somebody bought it :shock:
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: lee celtic on April 23, 2008, 21:08:02
The Company secretary bought one last year in much worse condition I know as I had to drag it cross country through a load of fields to where she wanted it...

I really enjoyed that bit and also the red she got me for doing it ;)

Ended up as somewhere to store the tack for her horses and make a brew...
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Boggert on April 24, 2008, 11:59:08
I listed this, just to see.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Caravan-Old-and-weary-but-dry-inside_W0QQitemZ120249146733QQihZ002QQcategoryZ108845QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Somebody bought it :shock:

Its probably going to get blown up on brainiacs or something...
Title: Re: Worst car on ebay....
Post by: Range Rover Blues on April 24, 2008, 12:53:18
Well the thought did cross my mind, but then it's illegal for me to buy explosives, unless I stuffed it with £1,000 worth of fireworks.

Then I'd get arrested.

It's quite ok as an office, we used it for making tea and getting out of the rain.
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