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Title: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: Boggert on April 20, 2008, 13:16:41
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080420/tuk-uk-britain-prescott-fa6b408.html

You would never believe it! :shock: To be fair i'm a bit shocked!
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: beast5680 on April 20, 2008, 13:36:04
Quote
"I could sup a whole tin of Carnation condensed milk, just for the taste
:shocked: :shocked: :-> =;
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: Range Rover Blues on April 20, 2008, 14:04:52
Well his health isn't the only thing that's degenerated since the liebour party came to power :evil:
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: Dr Strangeglove on April 20, 2008, 16:33:59
I thought bulimia was when you eat, get stressed that you may have put on weight, make yourself sick!  -  Not:-  Eat, eat some more, Flock it eat some more, wash it down with a tin of condensed milk (now whats that all about?), eat a curry - no sod it - two Curry's, not wanting to seem racist have a Chinease banquet (but don't hold the flame!), remembering your roots have cod, chips and musshy peas, oh and a black forest gateau, must not forget the cheese and biscuits OOPS - can't finish that last cracker of and it would be silly just to leave one in the packet, best make myself sick so I can get that last one in! 

Hmmmm, whilst I am having that last cheese and biscuit I can think about whats for dinner - oh my god, that's 10 minuets until dinner - just have a pack of digestive biscuits whilst I wait!
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: ian_s on April 20, 2008, 19:02:01
theres different types of bulimia, his is probably the non-purging type, ie not vomitting
and by the looks of it he beat it!

oh, and 15stone my arse
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on April 20, 2008, 19:51:12
I bet he didn't throw up after eating too many secretaries. Bit too risque? Let me know what you think ;)
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: wheels244 on April 20, 2008, 20:15:12
This isn't very PC- but I have absolutely no sympathy for the fat pillock.
He took me and may mates out on strike through his incompetance.
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: carbore on April 21, 2008, 09:05:28
I saw him at Paddington station the other week and he was looking rather well.

Re the Bolemea, perhaps he is a Bolemic with short fingers?
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: V8MoneyPit on April 21, 2008, 14:48:39
I saw him at Paddington station the other week and he was looking rather well.

Re the Bolemea, perhaps he is a Bolemic with short fingers?

Or maybe a short memory (politically speaking)?  :lol:
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: Boggert on April 21, 2008, 17:50:39
I bet he didn't throw up after eating too many secretaries. Bit too risque? Let me know what you think ;)

No 'll go with that, I'll even second it if you want me to old chap!
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: littlepow on April 21, 2008, 18:23:03
I bet he didn't throw up after eating too many secretaries. Bit too risque? Let me know what you think ;)

No 'll go with that, I'll even second it if you want me to old chap!

Don't think I would want his seconds! Be a brave man that does!!!!!  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Didn't see this headline coming!
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on April 21, 2008, 18:51:45
I bet he didn't throw up after eating too many secretaries. Bit too risque? Let me know what you think ;)

No 'll go with that, I'll even second it if you want me to old chap!

Don't think I would want his seconds! Be a brave man that does!!!!!  :lol: :lol:

Would there be any seconds after he'd finished? He'd probably eat that as well!

She must have felt sorry for him, coz it certainly wasn't for his looks or athletic physique!
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