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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on May 01, 2008, 19:06:42
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Today was my last day of being an office bound desk jockey! :D No more boring office politics, strategy meetings or paperclip counting sessions!
I am now back on the mean streets of Hampshire in a marked BMW 330 ready to hopefully strike fear into the criminal fraternity! :clap: :clap: :clap:
The only problem is that over the last 18 months, my uniform appears to have shrunk! :police:
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so it's less lord shagg-pyle and more Mad shagg-pyle :lol: :lol:
(http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mel-gibson-mad-max-photograph-c10104041.jpeg)
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coooooooool, i shall look out for you, and if you see me in my skoda with my ducks, or my (soon to be king cab) then pull me over and stop for a chat :police: :angel:
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If I looked like Mel Gibson my wife would be in heaven! :shock:
Unfortunately, this pic is probably more accurate! :roll:
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LORD! read my post :P promise ;)
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coooooooool, i shall look out for you, and if you see me in my skoda with my ducks, or my (soon to be king cab) then pull me over and stop for a chat :police: :angel:
No probs on that one, all good for public relations, although I have to sensible now as I will be the most senior person on my shift, not like the old days when a mate and I were on foot patrol and we decided to try to embarrass my wife by waiting until she went shopping and suddenly walking up behind her, and announcing loudly that we had caught a major shoplifter.
She was not amused and grabbed me by a 'certain area'. Good when at home, but not when you are in public.
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Thanks for the tip off LSP :roll:,as of a week on Monday i become part time office bound as Operations Manager and part time frontline medic.
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Back in the trenches, bet you can't wait to deal with Darwins theory excemptions and oddities.
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:062yjd7awjV8zM:http://moviesmedia.ign.com/)
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omg i love that film!!
its ACE!!! so funny!
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Good luck back out on the mean streets ;)
All that fresh air (and excitment :twisted:)
:D
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Be carefull out there LSP.....failing that shoot them...
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Be carefull out there LSP.....failing that shoot them...
I much prefer the idea of these babies
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7373495.stm
In a strange perverse way, I'm looking forward to getting back out there. I did patrol work for over 14 years before flying a desk, and I missed it. The buzz of catching some little scrote in the act is great.
It is fair to say there are some cruddy bits, especially when the little gits walk away when you know they are as guilty as a puppy next to a pile of poop, but they'll come again.
Time for some common sense policing!
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are we going to see you on road wars????? :D
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are we going to see you on road wars????? :D
Not me matey, I'm no media hound! I avoid journalists like a dose! Doing my job, thats all I'm worried about.
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Fire up the Quattro :dance:
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have fun lsp!
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The steets of Norfolk haven't been the same since you left :lol: Glad to hear you are getting back out 'on the beat'. Hampshire.... watch out, there's a lord about!
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The steets of Norfolk haven't been the same since you left :lol: Glad to hear you are getting back out 'on the beat'. Hampshire.... watch out, there's a lord about!
I wonder if I could get away with leaving one of these on every person I 'detain'?
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Aaah compulsory incarnation in Lemmys bass set up.........
should settle the chavs down....
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So whats with the change...?
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he watched too much hot fuzz boggert :roll:
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Most of Road Wars is filmed around where we used to live
Thats one of the reasons we left for the country life ;)
:D
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:police: That sounds more fun than flying a desk... which to me seems a waste of training.
That taser story got me wondering...... PC Peversi ? Did he get that as a nickname at training school whilst finding out what a taser can do ? :lol:
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he watched too much hot fuzz boggert :roll:
Yep, i'm still waiting for my Pump action! :shock:
LSP, you'll need to go on refresher course "How to jump fences" :shock:
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he watched too much hot fuzz boggert :roll:
Yep, i'm still waiting for my Pump action! :shock:
LSP, you'll need to go on refresher course "How to jump fences" :shock:
Why go over it, when you can go through it! Saves a lot of effort.