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Title: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on May 20, 2008, 21:23:03
I've just seen Gordon Ramsey's F word tonight, with Janet Street-Porter, darling of the Ramblers Assoc on it. She was filmed driving a Landrover Disco3! Hmm, hypocrite is tha word that springs to mind!
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: lee celtic on May 20, 2008, 21:28:16
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hypocrite

I'd like to see her try and say that :lol: Hiprowcwit :twisted:
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: Bishops Finger on May 20, 2008, 21:30:08
Shoot the obnoxious waste of space....and Janet Streeet Porter as well
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: Disco Matt on May 20, 2008, 22:17:21
The sad part is that she wouldn't see the hypocrisy in this - as far as she's concerned she drives the evil 4x4 to a car park then spends the day doing eco-friendly rambling (never mind the CO2 emissions of the helicopters they were using to repair Snowdon...).

Volunteers to invite her on a Mud Club laning trip?



Anyone?  :lol:
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: ian_s on May 20, 2008, 22:23:36
so long as we take her to the top of a tall cliff and push her off
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: Skibum346 on May 21, 2008, 08:10:00
Volunteers to invite her on a Mud Club laning trip?



Anyone?  :lol:

I'll invite her to travel in your motor.... if you like...?!
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: Disco Matt on May 21, 2008, 09:58:17
Volunteers to invite her on a Mud Club laning trip?



Anyone?  :lol:

I'll invite her to travel in your motor.... if you like...?!

I'm allergic to ramblers!  :lol:
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: Drift on May 21, 2008, 10:41:37
She also had a motorised wheel barrow  [-X :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: ChrisV8 on May 21, 2008, 10:41:46
She's no different to the rest of the sanctimonious pillocks that are the Ramblers Association, when we were repairing Gatescarth Pass earlier in the year mainly for the benefit of them, not one of the ones who scrambled past us offered to help and I gather that's par for the course for most of them.

Me i just hate them and their stupid stupid Lecci poles that are destroying the Fells !
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: Disco Matt on May 21, 2008, 11:19:54

Me i just hate them and their stupid stupid Lecci poles that are destroying the Fells !

Would those be the spring-loaded poles for "Nordic Walking"?

Saw a fair few people with them in the Black Forest a couple of years ago - they looked complete and utter wallies striding confidently along the pavement with a pair of poles!

If we were to moan and whinge half as much as they do about rights of access and the state of repair of some routes we'd lose the lot overnight.
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: marjan on May 21, 2008, 15:44:29
We all drove past her house near Pateley Bridge on Sunday and gave her a little wave (with 2 fingers !).
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: ChrisV8 on May 21, 2008, 16:12:32

Me i just hate them and their stupid stupid Lecci poles that are destroying the Fells !

Would those be the spring-loaded poles for "Nordic Walking"?

Saw a fair few people with them in the Black Forest a couple of years ago - they looked complete and utter wallies striding confidently along the pavement with a pair of poles!
 

Those are the stupid things, much loved for scaling the heights of Ambleside High Street and cluttering up the coffee shops ! The problem with them is that they hole the surface, water gets in and erosion starts times that by a few thousand ! but of course that's nothing compared with a few 4x4s is it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: Disco Matt on May 21, 2008, 16:20:04

Me i just hate them and their stupid stupid Lecci poles that are destroying the Fells !

Would those be the spring-loaded poles for "Nordic Walking"?

Saw a fair few people with them in the Black Forest a couple of years ago - they looked complete and utter wallies striding confidently along the pavement with a pair of poles!
 

Those are the stupid things, much loved for scaling the heights of Ambleside High Street and cluttering up the coffee shops ! The problem with them is that they hole the surface, water gets in and erosion starts times that by a few thousand ! but of course that's nothing compared with a few 4x4s is it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

That's a tad worrying as everyone seems to be selling cheap ones of late, so I expect to see rather more of them as fashion accessories. I am contemplating buying a pair...to use as puddle depth gauges!  :lol:
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: littlepow on May 21, 2008, 16:47:50

Me i just hate them and their stupid stupid Lecci poles that are destroying the Fells !

Would those be the spring-loaded poles for "Nordic Walking"?

Saw a fair few people with them in the Black Forest a couple of years ago - they looked complete and utter wallies striding confidently along the pavement with a pair of poles!
 

Those are the stupid things, much loved for scaling the heights of Ambleside High Street and cluttering up the coffee shops ! The problem with them is that they hole the surface, water gets in and erosion starts times that by a few thousand ! but of course that's nothing compared with a few 4x4s is it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

They do have a valid reason, there design to reduce the stress and weight on your knees. But like most things they are now more of a fashion statement than actually required.

Personnaly I blame that wainwright bloke for informing people about the moors, dales and lakes. If he had kept quite, then the ramblers army wouldn't know where to walk outside of their own areas. He went and spoilt it for the rest of use.
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: McGuire on May 21, 2008, 19:25:34
 And Wainwright DETESTED 'power walkers'!
Title: Re: Janet Street-Porter
Post by: fudge on May 21, 2008, 22:26:34
That's a tad worrying as everyone seems to be selling cheap ones of late, so I expect to see rather more of them as fashion accessories. I am contemplating buying a pair...to use as puddle depth gauges!  :lol:

Never mind the poles, just dip the bobble hatted <edit> (http://www.mud-club.com/forum/index.php/topic,42831.0.html) in thats carrying them :lol:
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