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Title: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: henryandlesley on July 31, 2008, 15:37:12
I was going down the M11 M25 and the M3 today and doing a steady speed of 55 mph sat on cruise and was noticing that how many female drivers are driving arround in short skirts and low tops no wonder why us blokes get blamed for causing a smash we get to distracted by female drivers
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: landybabe on July 31, 2008, 15:57:55
Pathetic  =;
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Silvery Thing on July 31, 2008, 16:32:59
Pathetic  =;
But still a good observation :clap: ;)
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: landybabe on July 31, 2008, 17:37:33
And Still Pathetic  :roll: [-X
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on July 31, 2008, 17:53:36
I would have to disagree. In my vast experience, most accidents are caused by the phenominon(?) known as 'someone else'. All the drivers I've interviewed have always said that 'someone else' caused their brakes to fail, got in the way of them or distracted them.
So far the Police have not yet been able to obtain an accurate description of 'someone else', but we are looking for them.
If you have any information as to the identity of 'someone else' can you please write to the following address:

The Police Sation,
999, Letsby Avenue,
Sandford.

P.S 'Someone else' is also believed to own a large black dog, which regularly escapes and has a habit of running in front of  Police cars (that happen to be driving at 50mph tops!), causing the drivers to take evasive action and slide off the road.
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: V8MoneyPit on July 31, 2008, 18:00:46
Sorry to go all serious on you, but there is an underlying question:

Why do people dress the way they do? Other than for practical reasons, like overalls, etc, it can only be for the benefit of others, surely? If a woman dresses in the aforementioned way, it is guaranteed (and probably intended) to attract attention from others. Same for men of course (any man dressed in the aforementioned way would certainly attract attention  :lol:).

If you follow this to it's logical conclusion, they dressed to attract attention, so if a crash is as a result of the other person being distracted.........

Cat...... pidgeons........  ;)
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Drift on July 31, 2008, 18:20:26
Ok thats it revenge, Im wearing my Mankini to drive around in from now on  :evil:

(http://www.gadgetshop.com/media/gadgetshop/products/ProductGalleryImage1/322586.jpg)
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on July 31, 2008, 18:20:56
Sorry to go all serious on you, but there is an underlying question:

Why do people dress the way they do? Other than for practical reasons, like overalls, etc, it can only be for the benefit of others, surely? If a woman dresses in the aforementioned way, it is guaranteed (and probably intended) to attract attention from others. Same for men of course (any man dressed in the aforementioned way would certainly attract attention  :lol:).

If you follow this to it's logical conclusion, they dressed to attract attention, so if a crash is as a result of the other person being distracted.........

Cat...... pidgeons........  ;)

Freedom of choice.

If a cat wants to dress like a pidgeon, then hey, I don't have a problem with that. Its a free world and I embrace diversity. We should all be more accepting of those felines that want to get in touch with their avian side. I mean, anything is possible. Ann Widecombe is a fine example.
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on July 31, 2008, 18:22:26
Ok thats it revenge, Im wearing my Mankini to drive around in from now on  :evil:

(http://www.gadgetshop.com/media/gadgetshop/products/ProductGalleryImage1/322586.jpg)


WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONGY WRONGY WRONG WRONG!
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Drift on July 31, 2008, 18:23:51
See even scares the plod  :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on July 31, 2008, 18:43:22
I've never see any ladies wearing anything like that! :shock: It must be my strict Southern upbringin' y'all!
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Drift on July 31, 2008, 18:45:50
I wore one for a laugh, it got taken off photo bucket  :shock:

I might take it to Cornwall saturday if the weather bucks up  :wink: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Ja1983 on August 01, 2008, 01:56:19
Sorry to go all serious on you, but there is an underlying question:

Why do people dress the way they do? Other than for practical reasons, like overalls, etc, it can only be for the benefit of others, surely? If a woman dresses in the aforementioned way, it is guaranteed (and probably intended) to attract attention from others. Same for men of course (any man dressed in the aforementioned way would certainly attract attention  :lol:).

If you follow this to it's logical conclusion, they dressed to attract attention, so if a crash is as a result of the other person being distracted.........

Cat...... pidgeons........  ;)


If its on display, its meant to be looked at.

although from driving through spenny in recent days, i suspect household mirrors are now in short supply..
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: MissMud08 on August 01, 2008, 12:29:50
Ok thats it revenge, Im wearing my Mankini to drive around in from now on  :evil:

(http://www.gadgetshop.com/media/gadgetshop/products/ProductGalleryImage1/322586.jpg)


WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONGY WRONGY WRONG WRONG!

Agree'd 100%!!
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: Drift on August 01, 2008, 12:53:30
Is it the colour ?  :oops:
Title: Re: 99% of rta's are caused by female drivers
Post by: woody on August 02, 2008, 09:40:17
Ok thats it revenge, Im wearing my Mankini to drive around in from now on  :evil:

(http://www.gadgetshop.com/media/gadgetshop/products/ProductGalleryImage1/322586.jpg)

is this for the 1% :shock: :shock: :shock:
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