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Title: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: auf_wiedersehen_pet on September 04, 2008, 21:36:07

Gary Glitter has been spotted in my village (Warsash) and is rumoured to be staying in Hill Head which is very near.

Not the sort of news I wanted to hear.  :evil:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1611723.ece

There are numerous other similar links - Google for Gary Glitter Warsash

Title: Re: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: defuzz on September 04, 2008, 22:37:16

well if mr glitter is on the look out for a new car, maybe you should sdeonstrate to him the versatility of a land rover.  If you see him in the village, mount the kerb next to him, squish him against the wall and he'll be sure to realise how good the vehicle is.....

Title: Re: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: Range Rover Blues on September 08, 2008, 18:30:45

Quote from: defuzz on September 04, 2008, 22:37:16

well if mr glitter is on the look out for a new car, maybe you should sdeonstrate to him the versatility of a land rover.  If you see him in the village, mount the kerb next to him, squish him against the wall and he'll be sure to realise how good the vehicle is.....

"just look how strong those axles are, take a REALLY good look whilst your under there...."

Title: Re: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 08, 2008, 20:10:44

Quote from: henryandlesley on September 08, 2008, 19:00:41

what gets me is why should the police put him in safe

Its called the 'Human Rights Act'. Its something that I have to work with every day.  :roll:

Title: Re: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: merlin617 on September 09, 2008, 08:04:22

I have just finished reading a very interesting book entitled The Strange Laws of old England. A particularly fine law in my opinion which I would be all in favour of reintroducing for the likes of Mr Glitter, was boiling. On doing a little more research I believe the condemned man or woman was secured inside a large vat under which a fire was lit. This slowly brought the temperature to boiling point. I would imagine a twenty minute simmer should sort out Mr Glitters urges once and for all. :cool:

Title: Re: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: Discopoo on September 09, 2008, 08:12:19

I`ll build the fire

Title: Re: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: Tommo on September 09, 2008, 22:33:31

Wish he would move in next to me, I hate the <biscuit> kids on my street.










 :lol:

Title: Re: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: Team Landzuki on September 10, 2008, 07:01:02

As a parent I dont like your remark Tommo. However much you hate the kids on your street wishing Garry Glitter on them is not on. Any form of Child abuse is horrible

Title: Re: Gary Glitter spotted in my village - not a joke.
Post by: Eeyore on September 10, 2008, 12:47:59

Well said.

However, following an unwelcome earlier comment I'm locking this thread.

It's an emotive subject, that I'll not argue, but the usual rules apply - overstep the 'taste' line we'll lock the thread.  =;