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Title: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on September 10, 2008, 20:43:57
Big Bang? Big load of < [-X > more like! All this from a country that so far has to its credit such World stopping items as Tobelerone, Heidi, and cuckoo clocks!
Pah! I fart in their general direction!
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: lee celtic on September 10, 2008, 21:05:34
WE'RE DOOMED

wot ever :roll:
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: KingWolf on September 10, 2008, 21:08:45
I read on the net today that it could take upto 30 days before anything 'could' happen so we're not out of the woods yet people...lol

Mark.
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: lee celtic on September 10, 2008, 21:26:46
It's done now  :roll:

so if it's gonna happen all I need is a bit of warning so I can sort a few people out and down a bottle or five with the wife :D
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: boss on September 10, 2008, 21:45:59
my thought is that there are more pressing issues at hand that the money could have been spent on! an experement by definition is something that may not happen. and it is answering a question that doesnt really need to be asked at the moment. 20bill on cancer reaserch would have been a better idea IMO.
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: datalas on September 10, 2008, 21:53:35
It depends ...

The last set of real research into particle physics led to the understanding of thermi layers and the development of the transistor,  discovering the ellusive "god particle" or the source of dark matter / dark energy could lead to the development of cheap clean energy and spell the end of the climate change etc...

Granted any such answers are years (if not decades off) but, should that stop us doing the research ?  There are plenty of wastes of money, and whilst this one was jolly expensive, there are other, more "wasteful" projects in my opinion... besides, it keeps theoretical physicists off the streets, and that can only be a good thing.
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: Tommo on September 10, 2008, 22:25:02
my thought is that there are more pressing issues at hand that the money could have been spent on! an experement by definition is something that may not happen. and it is answering a question that doesnt really need to be asked at the moment. 20bill on cancer reaserch would have been a better idea IMO.


Honestly its an amazing project. once it has all been sorted we could well know most things about the very fabric of the world we live in.
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: ben_haynes on September 10, 2008, 22:44:42
Big Bang? Big load of < [-X > more like! All this from a country that so far has to its credit such World stopping items as Tobelerone, Heidi, and cuckoo clocks!
Pah! I fart in their general direction!

you forgot the Swiss Army Knife  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: strapping young lad on September 11, 2008, 00:01:09
swiss roll
swiss cheese
action scene in first bourne film

what more do you want
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: Eeyore on September 11, 2008, 07:51:34
swiss roll
swiss cheese
action scene in first bourne film

what more do you want

....jewelled watch movements (the Swiss once supplied 60% of all the watches in the world)
....Lindt chocolate!
....Reis robots!

So, aside from accurate timepieces, chocolate confections, holey cheese, film locations, popular fictional childrens characters and large investment oppotunitys, the pocket utility knife and the pacafist army, what have the Swiss ever done for us?  :lol:

Shame that cuckoo clocks are Bavarian and that most of CERN and the LHC is actually in France (and funded by much of Europe).  :lol:
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: Thrasher on September 11, 2008, 09:13:40
....and it didn't cost as much as the Olympics will  :shock:

But then when you consider "the consultants given the task of keeping down the bill for the London Olympics cost the taxpayer £87 million in the last financial year" .... no wonder!!!
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: V8MoneyPit on September 11, 2008, 10:37:15
my thought is that there are more pressing issues at hand that the money could have been spent on! an experement by definition is something that may not happen. and it is answering a question that doesnt really need to be asked at the moment. 20bill on cancer reaserch would have been a better idea IMO.


But the suggestion is that it may lead to all sorts of discoveries, including a better understanding of such things as cancer. Now, it might be a load of taurus poo just to help justify it to the public, but then again, it might just be true! Let's hope it is and that all sorts of good will come of it.
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: carracarra13 on September 11, 2008, 12:27:47
weel so much for global warming then lol :lol:
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: Bishops Finger on September 11, 2008, 12:49:02
The Rolling Stones did a Bigger Bang a couple of years ago...Is this similar?
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: Eeyore on September 11, 2008, 14:05:09
The Rolling Stones did a Bigger Bang a couple of years ago...Is this similar?

Yes, but with less wrinkles in fabric of face and time!  :lol:
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: V8MoneyPit on September 11, 2008, 18:15:15
The Rolling Stones did a Bigger Bang a couple of years ago...Is this similar?

Similar, but the big bang they are investigating is *much* younger than the Stones  :lol:
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: Tommo on September 11, 2008, 19:02:42
This experiment is worth more than 50 olympic games'

http://cdsweb.cern.ch/record/1096389
Title: Re: Big Bang in Switzerland
Post by: laser_jock99 on September 11, 2008, 22:05:44
Well I'm quite pleased anyway- CERN bought a few lasers off us over 10 years ago for this project. We still get paid to go out and tweak them.

Even though it's cost 4 Billion pounds that money has actually gone somewhere- keeping many British scientists, engineers and hi-tech companies like our going for the past two decades. Better than wasting it on pointless wars etc.?
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