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Title: Female Navigator
Post by: nigel purnell on September 24, 2008, 20:18:38
WANTED  Female Navigator    im fed up with geezers who cant come out to play because theyre not Allowed??? Im single and i reckon we should have a Lonely Hearts forum?   Nige
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: ian_s on September 24, 2008, 20:26:38
i'll sell you my misses!
she can read a map, doesnt like getting muddy though
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: redhand on September 25, 2008, 01:32:45
Apparently I look nice in a dress!!!!  :roll:  :roll:
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: MudPlugger on September 25, 2008, 03:22:09
Apparently I look nice in a dress!!!!  :roll:  :roll:

Dresses aren't good enough, we need to know what they look like in mud  :rolleyes:

I agree with you on the lonely hearts idea Nigel...bring it on!

I do however feel that your request should of been worded "Wanted: Woman who can cook, clean, open gates, looks good in mud and can read a map"

Not sexist though I was inspired...now I don't think I'm ever going to be able to show my face at a Pay 'n' Play in case there is any females present!!!
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: MissMud08 on September 25, 2008, 10:43:35
Not sexist though I was inspired...now I don't think I'm ever going to be able to show my face at a Pay 'n' Play in case there is any females present!!!

 :lol: :lol:

Trouble is, I bet you complain like mad when we have to turn the map upside down (getting more and more infrequent i have to say!)!!
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: MudPlugger on September 25, 2008, 12:14:03
Trouble is, I bet you complain like mad when we have to turn the map upside down (getting more and more infrequent i have to say!)!!

Actually I don't as I don't get lost...I simply take the scenic route!
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: Skibum346 on September 25, 2008, 13:18:38
Not sexist though I was inspired...now I don't think I'm ever going to be able to show my face at a Pay 'n' Play in case there is any females present!!!

 :lol: :lol:

Trouble is, I bet you complain like mad when we have to turn the map upside down (getting more and more infrequent i have to say!)!!

Turning the map upside down is the correct way to navigate! Your map should always be oriented to "ground" to prevent you turning left when you should turn right... so well done and keep it up!

 :clap: :clap: :clap:

Skibum
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: Lumbering Jack on September 28, 2008, 06:43:50
Turning the map upside down is the correct way to navigate! Your map should always be oriented to "ground" to prevent you turning left when you should turn right... so well done and keep it up!

 :clap: :clap: :clap:

Skibum

Glad somebody has said that - I have trouble with left and right at the best of times :oops:
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: MissMud08 on September 29, 2008, 12:35:10
Turning the map upside down is the correct way to navigate! Your map should always be oriented to "ground" to prevent you turning left when you should turn right... so well done and keep it up!

 :clap: :clap: :clap:

Skibum

Sorted!!  :D :lol:
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: Skibum346 on September 30, 2008, 16:15:06
And for those of you out there who need some "development" or who get "geographically embarresed"... here's a little help courtesy of the OS!

Map Reading Made Easy (http://www.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/oswebsite/mapshop/pdf/map_reading_made_easy.pdf)

Skibum
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: Disco Matt on September 30, 2008, 17:28:54
So I should tell Memory-Map to rotate the image according to my direction of travel then?  :lol:
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: EbonynIvory on September 30, 2008, 18:17:08

I do however feel that your request should of been worded "Wanted: Woman who can cook, clean, open gates, looks good in mud and can read a map"



If there is going to be a "Wanted Female Navigator" section, I feel that it is only fair that there should also be a "Wanted Male (must be toned, trim, tall with a sense of humour (brown eyes, all over sun tan)) Navigator" section!  :drool:


So come on Guys, who can actually read a map?!   :lol:
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: Disco Matt on September 30, 2008, 19:21:37
I know how to read a map, but my eyes are green and sunlight doesn't get on with me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: ChrisW70 on October 01, 2008, 12:43:53
I can thoroughly recommend my better half, Star.

First event out navigating with OS maps on the treasure hunt at the Halloween Howler (gosh was it that long ago!) and we won  :dance: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: V8MoneyPit on October 01, 2008, 16:17:19
If there is going to be a "Wanted Female Navigator" section, I feel that it is only fair that there should also be a "Wanted Male (must be toned, trim, tall with a sense of humour (brown eyes, all over sun tan)) Navigator" section!  :drool:


So come on Guys, who can actually read a map?!   :lol:

I can read a map, but.....
toned..... err, no!
Trim..... err, no again!
Tall.... maybe, 6'.
Sense of humour..... I have to, I'm married  :lol:
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: Chris Putt on October 01, 2008, 16:37:29
I can read a map......

Fall down I think in most of the other criteria though
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: MissMud08 on October 01, 2008, 20:11:47
I'm with Ebonynivory....
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: TDi90 on October 02, 2008, 20:23:50

I can read a map
toned - you could say so
Trim - of couse
Tall - yes, and handsome
Sense of humour - course  ;)
and i mean it!
Rob
Title: Re: Female Navigator
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on October 02, 2008, 20:38:09
Dresses aren't good enough, we need to know what they look like in mud  :rolleyes:

I agree with you on the lonely hearts idea Nigel...bring it on!

I do however feel that your request should of been worded "Wanted: Woman who can cook, clean, open gates, looks good in mud and can read a map"

Not sexist though I was inspired...now I don't think I'm ever going to be able to show my face at a Pay 'n' Play in case there is any females present!!!

I do all of the above - pics in people's galleries to prove it!  ;)

Shame you are not in the midlands area, lol.   8-[

Plus you would have to ask Mr Hingmy these days if you could "borrow me".  Done the married, been the single, now trying the attached.  :shock:
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