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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: karloss on February 26, 2005, 16:46:02

Title: Picture the scene.
Post by: karloss on February 26, 2005, 16:46:02

Wife takes car in for tyres.
Mucky-annic ask's "where's the locking wheel nut key"
Wife replies "In the boot ,I think"
Mechanic opens boot.
Mechanic says," what the bl**dy hells that?"
Wife replies, "oh that, that's a hydraulic winch"
Mechanic say's "what's it doing in there?"
Wife replies," My husbands an a**e"

Do you think she still loves me?
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

It's since been into the stealers for service. The service sheet read,"unable to asses condition and pressure of spare as boot space is full of heavy items".   :lol:  :lol:  The things you do for your mates.....Eh Kev?

Title: Picture the scene.
Post by: hobbit on February 26, 2005, 18:34:54

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :wink:
 :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:
whoops :wink:

Title: Picture the scene.
Post by: Tiny Tim on February 26, 2005, 18:35:16

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The service sheet read,"unable to asses condition and pressure of spare as boot space is full of heavy items".

Should take the missus out of the boot before putting car in then  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Re: Picture the scene.
Post by: nzrover on February 27, 2005, 21:11:26

Quote from: "karloss"

Do you think she still loves me?
 

Maybe.  My SWMBO must love me though - she came home on Saturday with 5 wheels with half worn 31/10.5R15 BFG MT's on saying "I saw these cheap so I got you a present".  I must try and remember her birthday this year and get her some EP90 for my Series.  
 :lol:

Title: Re: Picture the scene.
Post by: Manicminer on February 27, 2005, 21:40:35

Quote from: "nzrover"

I must try and remember her birthday this year and get her some EP90 for my Series.  
 :lol:

I like that
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Re: Picture the scene.
Post by: Guy90 on February 27, 2005, 21:41:02

Quote from: "nzrover"

Quote from: "karloss"

Do you think she still loves me?
 

Maybe.  My SWMBO must love me though - she came home on Saturday with 5 wheels with half worn 31/10.5R15 BFG MT's on saying "I saw these cheap so I got you a present".  I must try and remember her birthday this year and get her some EP90 for my Series.  
 :lol:

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

guy