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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: thermidorthelobster on October 22, 2008, 20:01:01
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Something on the radio just made me ponder what my dying words might be.
"Aaaaaaarrrrggghhh!" seems to be up there in the list.
"No, not the face!" has a certain ring to it too - it'd look good on my headstone. Or, as a variation, "No, not that button!"
Any other ideas?
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wont hurt a bit
damn that wall is coming up quickly
does this thing have brakes?
it'll be fine
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i cannot say mine on here :lol: :angel:
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"Hey! Watch this!"
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"You sure rigged it good and propppppppppppppppppahg!" splat :doh:
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Thats not a real gu......
:lol: :lol:
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"watch THIS!"
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The snipers round here can't shoot for sh............................................
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I'm with spike on this one " see i told you i was ill !" :P
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I prefer Billy Conellys - In VERY small leters on his head stone "You're standing on my nuts"
My personal preference would be
"OH SH.............................................."
:lol:
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"Either that wallpaper goes or I do"
"I told you it wouldn't go up there but would you listen?"
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Here lies Edmund Blackadder and he's [jolly] annoyed!
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No need to move the ladder, I can reach...
Mike
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Don't worry, I can do this with the power on........
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"I can see the Devil...... By Christ its the Mother in law!!............"
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:-# ME!
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Im with Arnold 'ace' Rimmer on this one.... "Smoke me a kipper..... I'll be back for breakfast....!!!"
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1. They couldnt hit an elephant at this range............
2. One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand, check canopy........
3. Or in the case of Oliver Cromwell........."It hurts"
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:-# me a bus!!!
Dazza
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"No ir cannot be that deep"
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"Whats this one do........................."
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" :-# me a bus ........."
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don't bother about the axle stands it'll be ok on the jack [-X
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1. dont panic i have done this loads of times :P
2. hey guys watch this :roll:
3. i forgot to tell you ... :oops:
4. the treasure is buried in ... :twisted:
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A couple of real ones, first from the american civil war
"they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....."
and some Mexican hero
"don't let it end like this, tell them I said something"
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Dying is a very dull and dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it
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Stand back i,m going in
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1. Dam, I'm right again.........
2. I told you so..........
3. Don't you dare tell me that everything is going to be alright.........
4. :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# (Opening scene of 4 Weddings and a Funeral)
5. Oh well..... :roll:
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Oh no, not again...
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1" Now let me see the red wire is normally the trigger, black is earth, blue is a anti tamper, So the orange one will stop the timer so i will just cut that one........"
2"How hard can it be to do that"
3"the roof is safe look you can jump up and down on it"
4" this is going to smart a bit"
5" If it kills me i will sue the company that built it.
5" so we just turn the electron accelarator back on like this"
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" no it's not very deep and anyway I have a snorkel "
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'well what happened was..........'
'i didnt realise i was going that fast'
'i dont like bright lights and tunnels'
'i'm clostraphobic'
thanks
luke.
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no it's not too,deep,high,sharp
it,s ok i turned it off
yes i can make it no problems :oops:
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"I'm going to get this job done, even if it kills me."
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# I'll get a world record for this.
# Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
# It's fireproof.
# He's probably just hibernating.
# I'm making a citizen's arrest.
# So, you're a cannibal.
# It's probably just a rash.
# Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
# The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!
# Pull the pin and count to what?
# Which wire was I supposed to cut?
# I wonder where the mother bear is.
# I've seen this done on TV.
# These are the good kind of mushrooms.
# I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
# Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.
# Rat poison only kills rats.
# It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
# This doesn't taste right.
# I can make this light before it changes.
# Nice doggie.
# I can do that with my eyes closed.
# Well, we've made it this far.
# That's odd.
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I can think of the last words I will hear ....... 'told you so' :shock: :shock:
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Im with Arnold 'ace' Rimmer on this one.... "Smoke me a kipper..... I'll be back for breakfast....!!!"
or ordinary rimmer "stoke me a clipper"
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"hey, whats the worst that can happen"