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Title: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: carbore on February 04, 2009, 10:59:36
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Experts are considering that fact that the worst snowfall for years could be due to Global Warming caused by 4x4's. Its obvious when you think about it said Professor Green, we all know that at this time of years its usually " Too cold to snow" most people agree, thefore my theory is that the global warming caused by 4x4 has made it "less cold", thefore its now "not too cold too snow".

This coupled with the previous issue about 4x4 causing earthquakes means we need to take action (ideally one that involves some form of tax)

Title: Re: Worst now for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: Frankie-Boy on February 04, 2009, 11:17:15

I almost had to moderate my own language there,  :-# what a complete idiot and him a professor too.
Title: Re: Worst now for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: landroverkeith on February 04, 2009, 11:21:59
 :shock:  what a complete ......
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: Bobtail on February 04, 2009, 12:47:11
Just to prove what a Pratt he is

"its to cold to snow"

How does he explain the north and south poles

It snows there and it minus whatever

I hate idiots like this miss informed fool
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: wormster on February 04, 2009, 12:49:15
What a complete and utter twonk...........................
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: Drift on February 04, 2009, 14:04:07
To cold to snow, ermmm it snows at the poles  :lol:

This is food for thought  ;)

http://www.kusi.com/weather/colemanscorner/38574742.html
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on February 04, 2009, 14:40:15
Its funny, but I thought that snow usually came in the 'Wintertime', which, correct me if I'm wrong, is now!
As for "worst snowfall for years"!
What a load of old cock!
Its only "bad" because this country has forgotten what nature can do, and is totally unprepared for it!
We get a lot of rain and it floods. "Global warming disaster, plague, pestilence, we are all going to Hell". No, its because idiot planners allow houses to be built on flood plains and drains and culverts aren't cleared out properley.
Absolutely pathetic! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: Disco Matt on February 04, 2009, 14:53:38
I think it's a joke chaps - "Professor Green" was a bit of a hint!  :lol:
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: lee celtic on February 04, 2009, 21:02:12
Professor Green  :lol: :lol: Too easy  :clap: :clap: :clap:


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

by the way it dosn't snow that much at the south pole , I saw a program the other night that said :-

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One interior region of the Antarctic is known as The Dry Valleys. These valleys have not seen rainfall in over two million years. With the exception of one valley, whose lakes are briefly filled with water by inland flowing rivers during the summer, the Dry Valleys contain no moisture (water, ice, or snow). The reason why the Dry Valleys exist are the 100 mph Katabatic down winds which evaporate all moisture. The freezing temperatures and the absence of water, plant life, and animal life simulate, to a degree, conditions on the Planet Mars. Consequently, the Dry Valleys are used as training grounds for astronauts who may one day make a voyage to our neighboring planet

However the too cold to snow bit is not true Oymyakon is the coldest inhabated place on earth (-51 in summer) heres a picture and yes thats snow  :lol: :lol:

(http://www.yakutiatravel.com/images/photo/disc02.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: boss on February 04, 2009, 21:20:51
joke aside, can i just point out that your average 4x4 does less damage to the enviroment than your average sports car. i was in my girlfriends company jag the otherday and the trip computer read 16mpg :shock:. the fact that alot of 4x4s are no bigger than people movers(i belive a defender 90 is only a little bit longer than a micra) is also counter intuative to the tax increace. i am also assuming that things such as servicing and tyres are more expencive on your average sports car/saloon. sorry if im going over things that have already been said but im not sure if ive ever seen these arguments before.

my 2p worth
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: lee celtic on February 04, 2009, 21:38:11
I sent an email to the anti urban4x4 tree hugging site asking the same question...

I asked why it was only 4x4's in cities they were against when bently , rolls and Jags to name a few are bigger and burn more fuel...

I didn't get a reply for two weeks so I sent another telling them I would be turning my fuel pump up until they reply  :lol: :lol: :lol:

they still haven't  replied  :twisted:
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: Team Landzuki on February 04, 2009, 22:05:00
But what about the people that use their 4x4 to do the school run for towing for camping for green laning and for setting out trials.
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: BigA on February 05, 2009, 16:10:44
He could have a point, there is a lot of snow around my "4x4" today  :twisted:
Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: Blue72 on February 05, 2009, 16:21:38
look what happens...you go for a drive and it snows.....

blimey,,,I reckon Im onto something here then!!!

www.flickr.com/photos/b72imaging/3255257209/in/photostream/

Title: Re: Worst snow for years caused by 4x4's
Post by: Paul.K on February 05, 2009, 17:22:57
Hi there, have you not heard Clarkson's cure for the common cold? He reckons if everyone drives a V8 then will be global warming, therefore a lot warmer and no more colds. :dance:
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