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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Smokydiesel on March 26, 2009, 07:46:47
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On my way to work this morning I got overtaken by a very shabby looking, early 70-s MGB convertible, the exhaust roaring and the badly torn soft-top flapping about in the wind……
But it didn’t stop the “elderly” (60 +) lady driving it, from doing a stiff 85 mph and leaving us all in “sensible”-company cars far behind…....
Way to go lady ! :clap:
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Getting to the end of our dig and capping out some large sections of offending rock :dance:
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This:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RANGE-ROVER-MK1-FIESTA-UNFINISHED-PROJECT_W0QQitemZ130295768027QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item130295768027&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318
Did make me gain a cheeky grin, if only it was mine.
i have been thinking about something like this for ages!
Cheers
Baz
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The sly slient fart I let out in Tesco just as i left the checkout :lol: :twisted:
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My colleague fell over at work. She got her foot trapped in the flare of her opposite leg and went A over T. She's broken two bones in her foot and all she was worried about was that she'd scratched her new shoes.
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Get well soon Mel!
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13 year old Science students hearing about antineutrinos being released in Beta- decay and lighting up when they realised the symmetry of it all...
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Gettin gthe blinking PTO guard cap of my grey fergie after 20 mins with a blowlamp, big spanner and lump hammer.
Wont be smiling if it rains tomorrow as I want to go mowing after spending all winter (well any spare time I had, with a 10 month old baby thats not much!) getting it sorted.
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my kids and wife allways make my day
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my youngest sons face when we told him he could go to France with the school to see paris and go to disney land... :lol: :lol:
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Two blondes in a porsche convertable blew me a kiss when I let them out of a junction. :smiley:
Further along the road they both gave "the finger" and some verbal to a guy on a pushbike who was weaving between lanes in heavy traffic and almost took off one of their door mirrors. As he turned his head to growl back at them he ran into the back of a bus :lol:
No damage was done except to his ego..... pity !
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The sly slient fart I let out in Tesco just as i left the checkout :lol: :twisted:
That was you!! :lol:
Dirty girl
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The smell of burning diesel this morning that indicates my fbh (fuel burning heater) is indeed working. One less thing to worry about...
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Recent bouts of creasing of the mouth corners have happened to me due to;
1. The Burgandy-ish RR Sport that I saw yesterday with the registration G11 POE. Would some PC do-gooder see that & not complain?
2. The Terrano/Maverick that I see on occasions in Wakefield, painted up as the 'A Team' van :-k
3. The blonde 'school-run-mum' who waves at me everyday on our journey. She's usually en-route there, as I'm returning home (children at same school) :D
4. Listening to 'Radcliffe & Maconie' last night, Radio 2; 20:00 - 22:00, as I was finishing off Stuart Maconies new book 'Adventures On The High-Teas'
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Having a quiet lunch in my loal with a gerogeous blond friend of mine
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Getting told I will be flying home from Iraq on the next available flight!!!
:dance:Glyn :dance:
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whilst partaking in a long (i mean 20mins) discussion about insurance renewal and getting somewhere near the end, it came time to give my bank details and the guy asked....sort code.....to which i replied 20-37-82......to which the equally bored telesales bloke replied....[!Expletive Deleted!] me thats my wifes vital statistics.....i laughed my socks off!!
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Seeing my work mate go over the handle bars of his (push) bike while trying to kick a football sorry but i couldn't help him up as i couldn't see through the tears of laughter.He only got a grazed elbow fortunately.
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Picking up the latest addition to the family this morning..
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs031.snc1/2588_147618650253_500155253_6418491_6929085_n.jpg)
Shame she was a bit car sick on the way home, any one got any bright ideas on how to get the smell out of the carpet ??
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My disco passings it mot first time. Well it made me smile
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Picking up the latest addition to the family this morning..
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs031.snc1/2588_147618650253_500155253_6418491_6929085_n.jpg)
Shame she was a bit car sick on the way home, any one got any bright ideas on how to get the smell out of the carpet ??
bicarb of soda on area and leave for an hour and then vacc out . Repeat as required .
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I went shopping in town with the family. And the son of a family not far from wayne and waynetta slob coming the other way, lashing out at a group of Pigeons saying "Stupid Chickens".
Myself, My family and everyone within hearing distance were wetting ourselves. :) :clap: :clap:
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Going out this morning to find my newly aquired 90 pick-up's no longer leaking diesel all over the floor :dance:
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Going out this morning to find my newly aquired 90 pick-up's no longer leaking diesel all over the floor :dance:
That will be cos the fuel tank is now empty ;)