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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: J.D. on June 05, 2009, 10:21:40
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As I'm only 22 today, not having a big party or anything, but me and a few others will be down the The Swan Pub in Arborfield, Berkshire, from about 7pm this evening if anyone would like to come and have a drink.
Postcode for the pub is RG2 9PQ, and its on the Eversley Road just after the Arborfield RA. Look out for the red Discovery called Poppy in the car park!
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Happy birthday matey! Don't drink too little! ;)
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Cheers Jon. I'm not planning on surfacing much before 1200 tomorrow so it will depend on how much other people buy me! :D :D
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Happy Birthday, hope you enjoy your day.
Mark.
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happy birthday
lots of alcohol :afro: :dance: :afro: :dance: :pale:
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Damn, I feel old :lol:
Happy Birthday you young whipper snapper.... whatever that means!!
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Happy Birthday, hope you have the mother of all hangovers!! (In the nicest possible way of course!!) :dance:
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Cheers guys. :D
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im getting old too :'(
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i mean happy birthday :lol:
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Happy birthday Mate :)
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Have a good'en Mate :D
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i mean happy birthday :lol:
Hehe.
Cheers guys, needless to say not much work got done over the weekend! :D
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i mean happy birthday :lol:
Hehe.
Cheers guys, needless to say not much work got done over the weekend! :D
The Lord says, thou shalt have your days of rest, for most verily did the drink angels blow their trumpets of Jericho, that caused much dismay and discomfort among the righteous brain cells!
Perchance, did the Hangover Badger take a dump in your facial orifice?
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i mean happy birthday :lol:
Hehe.
Cheers guys, needless to say not much work got done over the weekend! :D
The Lord says, thou shalt have your days of rest, for most verily did the drink angels blow their trumpets of Jericho, that caused much dismay and discomfort among the righteous brain cells!
Perchance, did the Hangover Badger take a dump in your facial orifice?
Never heard it quite like that before! :D Is the hangover badger related to the Emu of Justice? Or are we just on an animal theme this week!
And I tell a lie, I did manage to refit the fuel tank and rear A Frame ball joint on Pheonix over the weekend.
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i mean happy birthday :lol:
Hehe.
Cheers guys, needless to say not much work got done over the weekend! :D
The Lord says, thou shalt have your days of rest, for most verily did the drink angels blow their trumpets of Jericho, that caused much dismay and discomfort among the righteous brain cells!
Perchance, did the Hangover Badger take a dump in your facial orifice?
Never heard it quite like that before! :D Is the hangover badger related to the Emu of Justice? Or are we just on an animal theme this week!
The Emu of Justice is indeed a most fearsome beast! It shall cast ye with it's steely gaze, strike forth with the beak of ultimate force, before crapping forth the poop of ultimate righteousness on your shoes!
Unlike the Hangover Badger, which sneaks into your room after you have been drinking forth of much ale! It gets under your bed, lifts it up on its back and rotates at great speed, while pulling the ceiling and walls in with its 10ft long claws. Once that is done, it leaps upon your stomach to make you wee yourself, before trumping most fruitfully which makes your family think you have had too much ale and a curry that has had a bad effect.
Finally it drops it 'reproductive undercarraige' into your mouth, giving that slightly stale, hairy feeling.
They have been known to leave their young in your bathroom, cunningly disguised! See the picture!
Do you see where I'm coming from on this?
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:roll: Groan. :roll:
I really laughed reading that, and I didn't guess what you were on about until the end!