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Title: genius!
Post by: Disco Inferno on April 14, 2005, 11:02:35
http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/www/CARS_popup.asp?modelexact=1&lid=search_used_cars_full&make=&model=&variant=&keywords=tosser&min_pr=75&max_pr=&mileage=&agerange=&postcode=bl3+3px&miles=1500&max_records=50&source=0&photo=1&sort=3&ukcarsearch_full=SEARCH&start=1&distance=192&adcategory=CARS&channel=CARS&id=200515188705758
Title: genius!
Post by: Frankie-Boy on April 14, 2005, 11:28:02
Sorry, I must be missing something here, please explain.
Title: genius!
Post by: Grumpy on April 14, 2005, 12:11:09
Me too :?
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Post by: lee celtic on April 14, 2005, 13:14:35
Maybe it takes one to work it out :wink:
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Post by: NiceBlueWellies on April 14, 2005, 13:17:24
I may know what you mean, but then again I may be totally wrong! :?
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Post by: gords on April 14, 2005, 13:19:56
Umm, seems to be searching for something that has a keyword of "tosser" - is that some sort of safety device :?
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Post by: NiceBlueWellies on April 14, 2005, 13:22:26
Quote from: "lee celtic"
Maybe it takes one to work it out :wink:


Gordon, what do you think people will think of us know!!!!!!! :shock:  :shock:   We worked it out! :shock:
Title: genius!
Post by: strapping young lad on April 14, 2005, 13:24:48
when i get hold of the ad i will let you know what it says

but suffice to say its not nice
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Post by: gords on April 14, 2005, 13:32:31
Quote from: "NicePinkWellies"
Quote from: "lee celtic"
Maybe it takes one to work it out :wink:


Gordon, what do you think people will think of us know!!!!!!! :shock:  :shock:   We worked it out! :shock:

Err, did we :?  :shock:  Look, it's lunch time ... I don't do eating and thinking :wink:  :lol:
Title: genius!
Post by: Disco Inferno on April 14, 2005, 13:39:29
It was posted on the autor trader website this morning, i thought it woul dbe up long enough for people to have a looksee,
this is what it actually said, and you can guess why it was withdrawn
   
 
1997   LAND ROVER DEFENDER 110 SW 300TDi 12 Seater,
171,000 miles, . Big Red heap of [!Expletive Deleted!], I paid 6.5K in December but can't get in in my works car park, have been trying to sell since Feb but had nothing but timewasting tossers. Dark glass which no-one seems to like, chequer plate which no-one gives a [!Expletive Deleted!] about, EMU suspension which no-one seems to know about, alloys and over-size tyres which aren't original. Yep its got uprated front seats, clearly visible from the pictures but please feel free to slag off when you come to look at it (current theme), tatty inside, tatty outside (I don't think so but everyone else does) replaced nearly every vital part in 3 months, cost me a [person of questionable parentage] fortune but please feel free to come and offer me a couple of grand just to add insult to injury. Runs like a dream except *apparently* the gearbox whines in 5th, hey ho, don't they all? Drifts around like death is imminent on the motorway, lucky if you get 30mpg off a cliff with the wind behind you, only had service history to 120k then owned by a [ed: naughty] who did all the uprating then sold it to me with nothing working and cost me another 1.2K, no cup holders, no elec anything, alarm gave up the ghost today, interior light temperamental and dashboard petrol gauge light bulb out, ITS AN 8YR OLD LANDROVER and does exactly what it says on the tin. If you feel like insulting me further or just a bit of sport to take the [throw it], call Simone:. £5,000 . Anything over.
Tel: 07971 957506
Email:   Email Advertiser
Distance:  192 miles
Price:  Ã‚£5,000
Glossary of Terms
Title: genius!
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on April 14, 2005, 13:43:41
:(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):

Poor person - but they are right - It's a Land Rover!!!!!! :lol:
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Post by: strapping young lad on April 14, 2005, 13:47:38
its not been withdrawn

its been altered
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Post by: gords on April 14, 2005, 13:47:41
Umm, sounds quite good, maybe I'll give them a ring :wink:
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