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Title: Fed up!!
Post by: beast5680 on April 17, 2005, 17:31:11
just got back from being dragged round the shops, nice! and now feel the need to rant off about stuff

1. woman in maccy D,s gets to counter orders food, gets it then opens her purse to pay with coppers, not just for a cheeseburger you understand but for a whole tray full of drinks chips and burgers :x  takes two staff to count it all and when they're done she says "oh can i have a tea as well and then a donut then the kids change their minds and want something else :(mad):  Look lady i,m already narked at having to go shopping and now i,ve been in this flippin que for 20 mins.

2. idiot kids in their souped up skateboards who think its cool to race round the car park outside maccy d,s nearly running over two kids and a granny :evil:  it aint cool and if you do it again your going to have a disco parked on your bonnet

3. the suns out so all the idiots who think they're riding a works ducati against WSB,s finest decide they want to do it down the bypass using my disco as a rolling chicane to see how close they can get before they swing into the other lane

4. can anyone tell me why ladies of the large persuasion feel the need to wear crop tops when the sun comes out and so parade their highly unattractive midriffs for all to see and tempt my small son to say in a loud voice " Dad look at the ladys fat tummy" :oops:
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: Xtremeteam on April 17, 2005, 17:35:20
:(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):
could be worse,i pay for my chippys with glass cheques,nornally a couple o dozen at a time  :lol:
Title: Re: Fed up!!
Post by: thermidorthelobster on April 17, 2005, 17:41:50
Quote from: "beast5680"
parade their highly unattractive midriffs for all to see and tempt my small son to say in a loud voice " Dad look at the ladys fat tummy" :oops:

On the bright side, that means she'll think twice about the crop top next time  8)
Title: Re: Fed up!!
Post by: Budgie on April 17, 2005, 20:01:53
Quote from: "beast5680"

1. woman in maccy D,s gets to counter orders food, gets it then opens her purse to pay with coppers, not just for a cheeseburger you understand but for a whole tray full of drinks chips and burgers :x  takes two staff to count it all and when they're done she says "oh can i have a tea as well and then a donut then the kids change their minds and want something else :(mad):  Look lady i,m already narked at having to go shopping and now i,ve been in this flippin que for 20 mins.


Don't have this problem as we don't have a Maccy D's on the island and if we did it wouldn't be open on a Sunday anyway!!  :P










Hang-on........................that's two bad things!!!!!!!  :(
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: Manicminer on April 17, 2005, 20:10:32
I was in the 'other one' (bk)  a few months ago and they only had one service till open.

 There was a long queue.
Got to the front and ordered. Stood to the side and waited for delivery.

The bloke behind me moved forward and asked for a 'shake. The girl said that they don't do 'shakes only McD's do them.

He blew his top and said why the f*** had he been standing in line for the last 15 mins and stormed out.
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: robbie on April 17, 2005, 20:15:14
PAAHH!! and your fed-up, I've spent all day doing the books for the business and the accountant!!!

At least you got a maccy D's out of the trip out!!!! All I got was a headache  :evil:
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: muky-kid. on April 17, 2005, 20:16:56
:evil: I think every bloke on this forum simpathises with you. Now go and have a well deserved drink.
I also hate shopping, but when i do need to go i know what i want and where to go and head straight for it. No window shopping or trying other shops just straight in and out. And as for the crowded walkways all i do is put my head down and barge through  :lol:
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: robbie on April 17, 2005, 20:18:35
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all i do is put my head down and barge through


Sounds like your destined to be a taxi driver or a Stagecoach bus driver!!!
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: muky-kid. on April 17, 2005, 20:22:32
Quote from: "robbie"
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all i do is put my head down and barge through


Sounds like your destined to be a taxi driver or a Stagecoach bus driver!!!


 :lol:  :lol:  I dont know about that but im destined never to go shopping with the opposite sex.....  :evil:
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: nzrover on April 17, 2005, 21:07:05
Quote from: "robbie"
Sounds like your destined to be a taxi driver or a Stagecoach bus driver!!!


That explains a lot - even 12000 miles from Stagecoach's office their drivers behave like that (now they've bought our buses too).
Title: Re: Fed up!!
Post by: the loon on April 17, 2005, 21:45:15
Quote from: "beast5680"

4. can anyone tell me why ladies of the large persuasion feel the need to wear crop tops when the sun comes out and so parade their highly unattractive midriffs for all to see and tempt my small son to say in a loud voice " Dad look at the ladys fat tummy" :oops:


I know some when like this who worked in same office as me - 5ft tall 8ft round and all you could see was bingo wings and belly NOT nice at all

 =P~
(closet emoticon to throwing up)
Title: Re: Fed up!!
Post by: hobbit on April 17, 2005, 22:38:26
Quote from: "beast5680"

4. can anyone tell me why ladies of the large persuasion feel the need to wear crop tops when the sun comes out and so parade their highly unattractive midriffs for all to see and tempt my small son to say in a loud voice " Dad look at the ladys fat tummy" :oops:


Lucky it wasn't the men with big guts, be even worse then
 :shock:
I'd frighten a few off for sure :wink:  :twisted:
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: Andy the Landy on April 17, 2005, 22:47:07
Simple answer if you dont like shopping - do it over t'internet, we do. Leaves loads of time for playing with Landies :wink:
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: robbie on April 17, 2005, 22:50:28
I suggested that to the missus but she is frightened of missing a bargain!!!

typical eh :)
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: Andy the Landy on April 17, 2005, 22:53:06
I'm lucky that SWMBO hates shopping aswell :wink:
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: robbie on April 17, 2005, 22:53:48
yeeh count yer blessings with that one!!
Title: Fed up!!
Post by: MTyrrell on April 17, 2005, 23:11:20
Do nearly all my shopping in Matalan, Nice and cheap, straight in straight out. Went shopping with a previous girlfriend left her to it whils't i sat in subway and had lunch. :)
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