Why does your exhaust run up the side of your windscreen?

[MuddyMike]

The one that annoys me is


"Like the jeep" and the normal responce "its not a F*****G jeep!!"

Thats why I have a sticker on the Hybrid saying "This vehicle is not a F***ing Jeep"

Mike

[MuddyMike]

(they shut up when they realise im driving a V8 at the age of 17 AND paying less insurance than they are on their corsa  :D )[/quote]

One of my sons lecturers at 6th form once asked me why my son had to drive the biggest car (V8 110 on LPG) in the school car park. I explained the low insurance/safe/fun/sounds great bit.

Mike

[dave_2A_2.25Turbo]

There was much twitching of net curtains this afternoon when Tim took the Series 3 away

[barmiebrumie]

When i'm out working on my truck one old man always walks past stops and say's ''not finished it yet?, what you doi'n to it today then'', this coversation then lasts about 15 mins & him saying ''it'll look nice when its done won't it''
 :roll:

John.

[the loon]

The one that annoys me is


"Like the jeep" and the normal responce "its not a F*****G jeep!!"

Theres a lad I work with keeps winding me up asking "hows the jeep" my reply is normaly hows you two wheeled hairdryer then as he has a little 125 thats desperatly trying to be a 500 racer

[Andy the Landy]

My neighbour often asks when I'm going to swap it with his 90

[Spooky]

"Those scratches look nasty!"

Good job they never saw what happened to by old bumper then!

[jjsaul]

One of my sons lecturers at 6th form once asked me why my son had to drive the biggest car (V8 110 on LPG) in the school car park. I explained the low insurance/safe/fun/sounds great bit.

Mike

Theres obviously something about LPG'd 110 V8's then ....  :D

Mine only *just* fits in the spaces at school, obviously painted out for corsa's etc.....

One of my teachers asked why i drive it, same reasons as you gave....oh and the LPG makes it much more environmentally friendly than small cars running on regular fuel....!

[Range Rover Blues]

I met a lad locally a few weeks ago, his RR makes ours look tame.  Anyway, as he walked back to his car he heard someone say "b***dy hell, look at the state of that Range Rover".

"charming" he though, then turned round an realised they had meant ours, covered in muck from off-road UK.

One of the neighbours said, "I thought you'd bought another one when I saw that Khaki car outside your house"

[Bush Tucker Man]

The one that annoys me is


"Like the jeep" and the normal responce "its not a F*****G jeep!!"

Same here,
 
Mother-in-law still thinks (after 3 years) that it's a Range Rover :roll:

The one that really, really, hurts is when people say;
"That's a nice shade of blue"
AAARGGGHHHHHH :twisted:

[Landy90IOM]

(they shut up when they realise im driving a V8 at the age of 17 AND paying less insurance than they are on their corsa  :D )

who are you with for insurance..? either you are rich, or it must be very cheap to afford a V8 at 17!

[Xtremeteam]

well i was insured on my dads 110 at 17 & now got 2 90s that are insured n im only 20  :lol:
wont be going back to hastings direct after they lost the proof of my NCD

[Dirty Gertie]

The usual question I get is "Do you race it?" I explain that unless one is trialling, it's not about speed.

Oh, and the other one: "..and he lets you drive it?"  :(bigangry):
To which I reply, "well, if she was yours, would you?, actually
I don't let anyone else drive MY baby!!" #-o