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« on: October 12, 2005, 16:18:08 »
Hi new to mud club and have been looking around, could someone please tell me what an Evil Duck is :oops:
Thank you Nicky

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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2005, 16:19:36 »
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2005, 16:22:23 »
thanks i'm off to ebay to try to find one now :lol:

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2005, 16:51:44 »
here's the anarchist :twisted:
Never underestimate the power of a sick mind !!!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2005, 17:01:36 »
Okay so i can tell you are all mad so what i need to do is extend my family and get a few ducks and splat my jeep ( i LOVE it )
Nicky  :(bloodshot):

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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2005, 17:03:41 »
After you've got one you need to look here in the workshop section for fitting instructions.
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2005, 17:07:15 »
Cheers, Do devil duck earings count as they have them on ebay?
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2005, 17:12:05 »
They should protect you, but won't help your Jeep (unless you are in it).

When you've got one it might be worth informing your insurance company (ask for a discount  :wink: )

Hmmm....

Thats a point, Barry Scott does a 10% discount for Mud-Clubbers, maybe we could twist his arm for a little more for the 'extras' a duck would offer.

Barry...... are you there?
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2005, 17:43:27 »
so i had better get a snorkel fitted to the jeep so i can take the duck swimming, I don,t want the rspca after me :lol:

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2005, 17:58:01 »
Surely it's the rspcd?  :lol:

Having bought a black one and stuck it to the end of the dash top, I just had to even it up and get another for the other side  :lol:

Oh, and the dust on the dash top is standard Land Rover issue OK? Nothing to do with laziness  :oops:
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2005, 19:34:33 »
jeeez

you lot are going mad

 :wink:
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2005, 20:02:10 »
I thought it was the RSPCED
Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Evil Ducks.

and don't start or I'l be ringing the

Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to ED
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2005, 10:40:42 »
It's not the RSPCD or ED or anything... it's just not nessecary...

Evil done to Evil Ducks is sorted by the Evil Ducks themselves. You really don't want to cross an Evil Duck - there is a whole army of Evil Ducks out there and you will be on their list. You don't want that. Really you don't. They're evil they are...
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2005, 11:10:20 »
Quote from: "Lostboy"
It's not the RSPCD or ED or anything... it's just not nessecary...

Evil done to Evil Ducks is sorted by the Evil Ducks themselves. You really don't want to cross an Evil Duck - there is a whole army of Evil Ducks out there and you will be on their list. You don't want that. Really you don't. They're evil they are...


Very true, many consider them more dangerous than the mafia.  Currently as a 4x4 owner they are on our side but lets not cross them.  

They didnt get the name "Evil" for floating round ponds eating bread all day...... :shock:
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2005, 11:29:06 »
are they child friendly ????????????????????????????????????

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« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2005, 11:31:58 »
They love kids but have never been known to eat a whole one. :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2005, 11:33:31 »
Steve, your duck really is evil!

It's black with a yellow bill and horns.


But look at the reflection.........
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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2005, 16:13:14 »
Quote from: "nicky"
are they child friendly ????????????????????????????????????


Oh very much so, just make sure the kids donw pull their tails.  Apart from that they'll be fine  :wink:
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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2005, 16:28:24 »
they cant eat a whole one yet lol

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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2005, 17:35:48 »
I thought they might get angry at having silicone sealant applied to their undersides..... but I think they actually quite enjoyed it  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2005, 18:44:00 »
Quote from: "TimM"
Steve, your duck really is evil!

It's black with a yellow bill and horns.


But look at the reflection.........


WOW!!! Now its orange.  Could be the Godfather that one, Id be careful matey  :wink:
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« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2005, 18:04:34 »
ere is the evil twins :twisted:

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« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2005, 22:08:00 »
Incidently - it's not only us that have realised the power of Ducks - Eddie Izzard has also mentioned them - it was on his "Glorious" tour - a wee segment called "The Tyranny of Ducks"...

Highly recommend you listen to it!  :P
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