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Offline v8kenny

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« on: December 13, 2005, 21:54:10 »
Got a phone call at work today about 3 o'clock - went something like this
Hi Kenny it's Ian
   Hi Ian how are you doing ?
Not very well - do you know where Auchafour farm is ?
   Yes
Do you know the forest road that goes to the end of the glen ?
  Yes
Do you know the quad track that leads to the top of the hill ?
  Yes
Can you come and pull me out I've put my Disco on its side !
Silly [!Expletive Deleted!] has a contract with the Forestry Commision to remove dumped cars - he gets along this track that is about 2 inches wider than his Disco - attaches his winch to this fiesta that has been dumped and promptly pulls himself into the ditch !
Trouble is the ditch is about 4 feet deep and his motor ends up on its side
Took me and my son 4 hours to get him out with my 90 - dark, freezing cold  and raining !
Still , haven't laughed so much for ages and it was good fun really !
The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I am doing, someone else does

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2005, 22:02:25 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2005, 22:08:01 »
Never a camera around when ya need one.
'ear all, see all, say nawt; Eyt all, sup all pay nawt; An' if ivver tha does owt fer nawt; Allus do it fer thi sen.

     

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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2005, 22:08:08 »
Now that sounds like a Kodak moment
 :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2005, 22:08:16 »
Please tell me you have pix!! :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2005, 22:09:54 »
You should of told him to ring the Forestry Commision and let them know there were two dumped motors there now.
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2005, 22:11:29 »
I hope Ian's Getting the Beers in the pub for You? For the next Week or So? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2005, 22:12:58 »
Quote from: "TUFFTEE"
I hope Ian's Getting the Beers in the pub for You? For the next Week or So? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


for the next MONTH!!!!  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2005, 22:16:22 »
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Quote from: "TUFFTEE"
I hope Ian's Getting the Beers in the pub for You? For the next Week or So? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


for the next MONTH!!!!  :lol:


Ok Kenny! Ian Has to get the Beer in for the Next Month As Agreed By TimM & Myself! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Tim! When are we going to Pop up for a Beer? :lol:

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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2005, 22:30:31 »
Got a few pictures on my phone but it was a bit dark (and wet ) so they didn't come out too well
Ian has promised me a bottle of Jack Daniels - he'd better come up with the goods or his Disco's going back in the ditch !
The fiesta is still there - I just winched it onto It's roof so I could get passed to pull Ian out
Nice wee project for the weekend methinks !
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2005, 22:34:04 »
Ian has his own recovery business and this is the second time I've had to rescue him - don't think he quite grasps the logistics of his business
Mind you he's daft as a brush !
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2005, 22:35:32 »
Reminds me of a few years ago - a mate had his XR3i stolen.  He was contacted by the police the next day to say it had  been found up a (green)lane frequently used for dumping/burning out stolen motors - and he needed to get it moved asap. Relatively undamaged - stereo & wheels gone,  layng on its belly.

As I had a biggish van at the time we loaded up with trolley jacks & some old wheels and managed to get it mobile.  Just as we were about to leave, 4 blokes stepped out of the undergrowth and accused us of nicking it.  They were police, and spent 45 min going over my van - longer than they spent investigating the theft of his car.  totally off-topic, but it just reminded me...
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2005, 22:36:03 »
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Got a few pictures on my phone but it was a bit dark (and wet ) so they didn't come out too well
Ian has promised me a bottle of Jack Daniels - he'd better come up with the goods or his Disco's going back in the ditch !
The fiesta is still there - I just winched it onto It's roof so I could get passed to pull Ian out
Nice wee project for the weekend methinks !



Weekend Project?  Jack Daniels Or The Fiesta?  Mmmmmm?

Jack Daniels!!! :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :wink:

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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2005, 22:46:52 »
Now thats what you call a job! :D

Mind you I wouldn't want the hard shoulder recoverys. Those boys (and occasional gals!) deserve a medal for that kind of work.


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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2005, 12:53:34 »
Quote from: "v8kenny"
Got a few pictures on my phone but it was a bit dark (and wet ) so they didn't come out too well
Ian has promised me a bottle of Jack Daniels - he'd better come up with the goods or his Disco's going back in the ditch !
The fiesta is still there - I just winched it onto It's roof so I could get passed to pull Ian out
Nice wee project for the weekend methinks !


Just one ????????????  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Don't you think your noble deed deserves a case ?????  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2005, 18:30:25 »
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Ian has his own recovery business and this is the second time I've had to rescue him - don't think he quite grasps the logistics of his business
Mind you he's daft as a brush !

its not Ian Mcaig is it??
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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2005, 18:47:37 »
Mike - it would not be fair to name and shame him here
let's just say he lives in Strachur.................................... :wink:
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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2005, 18:52:04 »
HEHE OWNED

Pm me please with the details  :wink:


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