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« on: December 18, 2005, 12:55:36 »
Christmas is a time for familys to get together eat drink and be merry and have ranging hangover and arguments with SWMBO throw in a case of food poisioning tread on some platic bit from form of the kids toys and end up in A&E visiting Beliner Beer thank everbody for those pair socks which you secretly gave back to somebody for the xmas present last year and they give back you! :twisted:  :(biglaugh):

Xmas is easy this year for me plead poverty and say you're working which i am all over for my main job triple time xmas day and a private ambulance company. :(kerching):

i say i'll make it up at birthdays which i tend to forget about OOPPSS!!!! no worries the joys of the single bloke you can't remember eveything we can only use 1 part of the brain at a time  :(stoopid): .

I've been invited to 4 xmas dinners because people think you're going to be on your own you can't drink because you have to drive ( how many excuses can you come up with ) simple answer is won't i will have the 2 cats to keep me company a bootle of old speckled hen some chicken dippers , Pork pie and a mince pie sorted and watch the evening film which is the great escape. :(shades):

Xmas on a budget and its so easy :D wait until easter and i throw  some more top tip's then

and at the end of january i can go and buy my snorkel and stearing guard the only hope is i meet somebody during the year finish it by xmas and do the same again :(biggrin):

Merry Xmas

Dazza  \:D/
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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2005, 13:05:06 »
Oh stop it DAZZ you will have me cryin in my tinnie if you keep on!, cryin with laughter that is !!! Ya see im single too -and i follow your drift,NOW that selfish list of mine -oh yea  rock-sliders, rear air locker, oh sod it! will get front as well -cuz only me too please, OH the JOY of a single mans XMAS,
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2005, 13:32:48 »
Soooo ..... I have a row with the missus, move out and rent a flat for the christmas period.  What I would have spent on her I spend on getting meself a set of muds for the Landy AND I don't have to do the christmas visiting bit where I eat food that I wouldn't give house room to at any other time of year and watch everyone else get drunk 'cos I'm the driver.  I also wouldn''t have to be ever so grateful to relatives for spending thier hard-earned on a load of poop that will go in the next available raffle.

Sounds like a scheme to me.  Where do I sign?
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2005, 13:45:25 »
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Soooo ..... I have a row with the missus, move out and rent a flat for the christmas period.  What I would have spent on her I spend on getting meself a set of muds for the Landy AND I don't have to do the christmas visiting bit where I eat food that I wouldn't give house room to at any other time of year and watch everyone else get drunk 'cos I'm the driver.  I also wouldn''t have to be ever so grateful to relatives for spending thier hard-earned on a load of poop that will go in the next available raffle.

Sounds like a scheme to me.  Where do I sign?
 Why not build a SHED in garden with home comforts , lets not waste your skills -cheaper too , dont know about the DIV settlement though, :-({|=  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2005, 14:13:57 »
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Why not build a SHED in garden with home comforts , lets not waste your skills -cheaper too , dont know about the DIV settlement though, :-({|=  :lol:  :lol:


Wouldn't go for a divorce m8 .... she's got nice <expleted deleted>  Anyhow, a hit man would be cheaper, but theres always the funeral to pay for .... and flowers ain't cheap either.
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 17:00:51 »
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but theres always the funeral to pay for .... and flowers ain't cheap either.


Speak to 4x4xflowers, he's a Florist :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 22:02:17 »
AaaaaWwww! You Singlies Are Soooooo Lonely? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Oooops Nearly Forgot! :shock:






I Am Tooo :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :wink:  :roll:
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2005, 22:16:22 »
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Quote from: "LandRoger"
Why not build a SHED in garden with home comforts , lets not waste your skills -cheaper too , dont know about the DIV settlement though, :-({|=  :lol:  :lol:


Wouldn't go for a divorce m8 .... she's got nice tits!  Anyhow, a hit man would be cheaper, but theres always the funeral to pay for .... and flowers ain't cheap either.
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like it
i agree with awhats been said being single myself,means i can spend more £ on meee
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2005, 22:34:40 »
well, last year, due to crippling poverty, I cancelled Christmas; the kids went to their Dads for the 1st time since our divorce, and I stayed home alone.
I had a piece of steak for dinner and a bottle of wine; normally I would be driving. I watched my choice of TV, and had a lovely chilled day :)
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2005, 22:37:30 »
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well, last year, due to crippling poverty, I cancelled Christmas; the kids went to their Dads for the 1st time since our divorce, and I stayed home alone.
I had a piece of steak for dinner and a bottle of wine; normally I would be driving. I watched my choice of TV, and had a lovely chilled day :)


Good For You Janie! :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2005, 01:26:51 »
we love you janie :D

dazza :D
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2005, 07:19:09 »
awwwwww!!! <<<big hugs>>> :(contented):
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2005, 10:29:29 »
A couple of xmas's ago, I was supposed to be driving over to my mum's to spend a few days with her and the rest of the family. Woke up on the day with the mother and father of a dose of flu - unable to drive safely sort of flu, so spent the entire time tucked up in bed with a bottle of Night Nurse.

Best Xmas I've ever had.  :D
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2005, 16:18:10 »
So we'll be doing the routine drive up to Glasgow to visit the outlaws  :roll: Did suggest next Christmas in Barbados expecting a frosty response, but was surprised by an 'almost' positive one! We shall see  :D
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2005, 20:26:35 »
Quote from: "old joe"
we love you janie :D

dazza :D


I see a new forum area coming.
Singlet 4x4 owners, swapping storys of microwave meals for one and solo driving days.
 :lol:
Only kidding guys.
I hope you all find the Man/Woman of your dreams soon
Merry Christmas.
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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2005, 21:27:56 »
:)  :)  :) Am I the only happily married guy in this club...I married my girl 23 years ago and it was the best thing I ever ever did, ( honestly) I would marry the same girl again...she's my best friend,chum and fellow Jeep owner, sorry, I mean Vitara owner...all the best to you all and a very happy New Year from East Yorkshire...

 :cry:  :cry:  :cry: Billy no Mates....
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2005, 21:45:44 »
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 :cry:  :cry:  :cry: Billy no Mates....


Sounds like you have one mate at least ...

Here's looking at the next 25 years mate :)
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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2005, 21:49:26 »
We've been married 26 years.....

We married young :)
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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2005, 08:37:29 »
Think on you singleton's - Charity now has care of her "mum" - snorkel, seat covers, rock sliders (still to be put on),  light bar and lights, etc.  She would be rather less endowed without me!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:  :shock:

Pays to have some-one else to buy the xmas/birthday presents aswell. :wink:  :wink:
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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2005, 11:55:27 »
marriage is a great institution .. but who wants to be in an institution :shock:   :lol:  :lol:   chicken ding rocks  ... pop it in the microwave and when it goes ding whoo hoo :P
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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2005, 14:53:48 »
Aaaaaaahhhh, Bless you ALL

Have a goodun folks............................................................................... \:D/
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« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2005, 22:08:44 »
How did you know I was working Xmas Day... I`ll be there from 13:45 till 21:00 Mud clubbers can jump the Q... just ask for mark. Hope to see none of you...Merry Christmas everyone !
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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2005, 23:11:28 »
it was guess my old mate any chance of a cuppa then? if pop in to escape madness and lunacy

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Dazza  :twisted:
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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2005, 09:39:21 »
Of course you can ! :D
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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2005, 09:49:36 »
Quote from: "Tailendcharley"
:)  :)  :) Am I the only happily married guy in this club...I married my girl 23 years ago and it was the best thing I ever ever did, ( honestly) I would marry the same girl again...she's my best friend,chum and fellow Jeep owner, sorry, I mean Vitara owner......


Steady on mate, you'll have us all in tears  :lol: But seriously, good on ya! All too rare these days.
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