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Offline Bush Tucker Man

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« on: January 22, 2006, 22:53:35 »
This is not a joke, & I'm only reporting a quote, so I'm not open to attack
(for those who remember the t-shirt 'issue')

One of our Nurses is getting 2 Pups shortly, they're still with mum as they're only 6weeks old.

Anyway she must have been to see them & came in all excited with pictures on her phone and asked that immortal question;

"Who wants to see my 2 little pink-nosed Puppies ???"

Honestly, she wondered why the majority of the male staff all cracked out laughing & unanimously said "YES!!"

One of the other girls explained............................

The look on her face.
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2006, 00:05:08 »
you dont get offers like that too often, however as a married man im appalled at the idea of anyone taking the poor girl up on the offer, you would never cath me listening to such vulgarity  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2006, 00:36:50 »
My (adult) sister walked into a crowded room and said loudly, "Somebody's just duffed up my pu-ssy!"  Stunned silence.  Suffice it to say, her cat had been in a fight.  She doesn't usually call it pu-ssy now.  (I have to write "pu-ssy" otherwise the filter changes it to [pussy cat].)

I also heard of an Irish woman with a new car, asking people in a pub, "Does anybody want to come outside and see my Yaris?"  Say that with an Irish accent...
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2006, 16:35:32 »
Quote from: "thermidorthelobster"


I also heard of an Irish woman with a new car, asking people in a pub, "Does anybody want to come outside and see my Yaris?"  Say that with an Irish accent...

One of the Sisters has a Yaris, but she's not Irish
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 22:51:21 »
My wife once said about a red stain on her jumper "Ive lost my cherry" she meant the one from her martini of coourse
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2006, 19:03:27 »
You'll not believe this, but T'Other Arf has just said Quote  "I can't believe it's Wednesday tomorrow. It only seem's like Monday yesterday". :roll:
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