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Offline Sheddy

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« on: January 27, 2006, 22:32:02 »
The wife is bound to find out.

I have ordered a mig welder, new rear floor, all three underfloor members, a 3" lift kit, polybush set, cones, check straps, brake lines, snorkel and a winch bumper for the Disco.  When she finds out I reckon she'll have a poo haemorrage.

Why is she bound to find out? ........   I ordered it all on her debit card!
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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2006, 22:39:15 »
:shock: start running  :shock: now :D  :lol: quick shes coming
fair play  :wink: got a busy time ahead then

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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2006, 22:39:44 »
I wouldn't like to be in your shoes if your missis is anthing like mine!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2006, 22:40:45 »
There will be a good part-rebuilt Disco for sale soon then ;) Do you want to set a price before she kills you!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2006, 22:45:22 »
like your style !!   :lol:
if it aint broke, then it just needs to be fiddled with !!

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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2006, 23:30:14 »
Cool...... but whats a poo haemorrage. :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2006, 23:40:05 »
y'know that time when you looked at your bank statement and there was over a grand less than you thought there was?  Remember the brown stuff that appeared running down your leg shortly afterwards?

That, my friend, was a poo heamorage!

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Re: I'm in Trouble!!
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2006, 08:30:32 »
Quote from: "Sheddy"
The wife is bound to find out.

I have ordered a mig welder, new rear floor, all three underfloor members, a 3" lift kit, polybush set, cones, check straps, brake lines, snorkel and a winch bumper for the Disco.  When she finds out I reckon she'll have a poo haemorrage.

Why is she bound to find out? ........   I ordered it all on her debit card!


and to see the look on her face when she sees the bank statement........ priceless!! :lol:

like your style...now where did my misses put hers... got to be worth a pasting :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2006, 08:53:09 »
You need somewhere to Crash for a week or two? I'm sure we can put you up for a while  :lol:

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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2006, 09:42:11 »
Hope the vehicle is an automatic, at least you can drive with a broke arm and leg :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2006, 11:32:15 »
O yeah ive had quite a few poo heamorage's then  :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2006, 12:10:19 »
Reasons why being a single Landie owner is great:
You don't have to justify spending money on stuff to anyone

Reasons why being a single Landie owner is bad:
If you're at the front or back on a laning trip, you have to open and close gates yourself
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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2006, 12:47:49 »
Think of it this way, the worse she can do is kill you!!!

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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2006, 15:06:53 »
if you move up to MK ask Berliner beer to reserve you a bed in Mk A&E and talk landies whilst being treated whilst being treated for concussion broken bones perforated ear drums.

How miss being married

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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2006, 14:45:39 »
I hope you have good life insurance!
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« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2006, 17:12:09 »
You are very brave. One thing you will have it all fitted quick you will need to be bize to keep warm when she kicks you out the house.
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