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« on: February 20, 2006, 14:41:03 »
I was sat at my pc and a mate called. He is a courier and couldnt find an address and asked me to put the postcode into various sites on the web to make sure he is in the right area. Whilst me doing that the dog came in and puffed and panted. I didnt think it was that warm in the house but hey dogs have fur.

I then smelt a funy smell and I thought oh my that dogs fart is BAD. Suddenly looked down and NO not a fart but the squits. A complete circle around my chair, on the chair legs, scirting board, phone wires.

I had to sit here and help my mate out in the middle of London still and the smell got so bad I had to leave him and phoe my land lady up to come home to sort it out as there was no way I was going to touch it.

So remind me again people. Why do people have dogs? What is the pleasure in them?

I am not sure if I am allowed to post this thread but I have made it as pleasant as possible.
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2006, 14:45:42 »
I started to read that and felt sorry for you (and your dog), but then:

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I had to leave him and phoe my land lady up to come home to sort it out as there was no way I was going to touch it.


Now I feel sorry for him/her (and your dog)  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2006, 14:48:16 »
I had mainly sorted my mate out anyway. I told him where the postcode was between 2 roads off the road he was on so I narrowed him down to about a 100 yards from the building he wanted.

Also it isnt my dog. I claim nothing for the dog. Also I think my land ladies son in law fed it something nasty yesterday when she was round there. He doesnt like the dog either. Its a jack russel :(
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2006, 14:49:14 »
I was feeling sorry for your land landy though  :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2006, 17:44:00 »
I feel sorry for the dog. It was probably trying to tell you it need to go out and you just gawped at the flashing thing.
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2006, 12:37:23 »
LMAO! true!

i remeber when a "friend" fed milo (german shepard of the large and furry variety) a donner kebab, it was a bit on the hot side! milo thought nowtof it, and soon hid the evidence.

felt sorry for the poor soul next morning, he toddled off into the bushes, did his kangaroo impersonation and started shuddering (as they do) then suddenly he grits his teeth, and i saw the whites of his eyes! cant begin to descibe the stench form the orange pile of slop he left... poor lad!

he spent the rest of the day whimpering and licking his rusty bullethole....


..however, he hasnt learned anything! same friend with same product, and yep! guess whose on the scrounge!  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2006, 20:22:24 »
"he spent the rest of the day whimpering and licking his rusty bullethole...."
please stop!!!!!! i nearly fell off my chair! :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2006, 20:40:14 »
Quote from: "DISCO-CHRIS"
"he spent the rest of the day whimpering and licking his rusty bullethole...."
please stop!!!!!! i nearly fell off my chair! :lol:

same here

got juice on the screen & my sides are hurting cos o laughing so hard
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2006, 20:54:53 »
Why is it topics like these always crack me up?
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2006, 22:53:13 »
Im glad I put this topic on now then. I thought it was going to get deleted!
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