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« on: April 02, 2006, 19:36:30 »
Mr Toad hunched over the wheel as he sped through the lanes shouting Brmm Brmm at the top of his voice :lol:

Sorry Jake  :lol:
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2006, 19:38:06 »
Quote from: "beast5680"
Mr Toad hunched over the wheel as he sped through the lanes shouting Brmm Brmm at the top of his voice :lol:

Sorry Jake  :lol:


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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2006, 19:52:48 »
I look proper fat there
 :(

I have a cunning plan though  :wink:
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2006, 19:53:33 »
he'll do anything to get into a disabled parking space :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2006, 19:54:28 »
were was this then
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2006, 19:54:47 »
"this steering wheel is driving me nuts"
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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2006, 19:56:21 »
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were was this then


Sodbury Land Rover Sortout
Pictures in my gallery

Quote from: "RedlineMike"
"this steering wheel is driving me nuts"


Best one yet!
 :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2006, 20:25:15 »
oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


theres a really hunky dude chatting up my wife..............

must look busy.....must look busy....

shes smiling............

oh no................

<meanwhile cunning thief in background takes opportunity to steal wheels>
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2006, 21:04:00 »
*Jake dreams of finishing the 90* today a seat and steering wheel.........
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2006, 09:49:55 »
Week by Week... Jake sent off for the "Build your own Landy" Magazine, here was week 1's component.

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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2006, 10:10:59 »
I am sure i had loaded more onto the trailer than this!!! :roll:  :roll:  :roll:
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2006, 10:15:51 »
Jake inspects his instant 90 and realises he didn't add enough water....
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2006, 13:12:59 »
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Week by Week... Jake sent off for the "Build your own Landy" Magazine, here was week 1's component.


wait till he finds out he will have to pay the full retail price for week 2 £6:99 and the free component is n/s washer jet ( the hours of fun he'll have with that)


NOTE: week one was discounted @ £1:99
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2006, 14:35:22 »
Jake was having a spot of bother with his horn.....  :lol:

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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2006, 15:26:44 »
he thought removing the steering wheel was a great way to stop them thieving bar-stewards from taking his pride and joy

HOW WRONG HE WAS




anyway he still has the steering wheel to remind him of his land rover
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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2006, 15:27:22 »
is the bloke at the back saying " I think I will nick this wheel whilst that guy is lining up his steering wheel"
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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2006, 15:44:51 »
i knew i shouldn't have taken the car to sodbury.

no i said trade car wife for the car ( sorry )

Jake suddenly reliased that drinking can do strange things to man's mind know where did i leave it?

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« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2006, 15:50:47 »
Kate "he will never work out the puzzle"

Neal "whys that"

Kate "I am sat on the bit hes missing"
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« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2006, 19:06:53 »
"God these jigsaws are hard"  :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2006, 21:59:10 »
"I've always wanted a left hand drive chair"

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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2006, 12:26:29 »
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Week by Week... Jake sent off for the "Build your own Landy" Magazine, here was week 1's component.


At the end of the set of magazines you will have a landy missing 1 vital component as you forgot to buy the magazine one week and cost you £10k
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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2006, 12:28:51 »
now if I just undo this middle bit really slowly.......................poof the air bag explodes!!!
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