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« on: April 12, 2006, 15:19:53 »
Lunchtime. Take the Range Rover out to Tesco for fuel and a bit of a rough wash to get the mud and salt off it.

Park up and enter Tesco to get some food.

Wander out....what's this? I spot someone putting something under the wiper of Bagheera. I speed up a bit and catch up with the person. At this point please note I am wearing an Anthrax tour shirt....

Me : "Hi...what's that you put on that 4x4?"

Note sudden worried look, then the up, down, ah he's not the owner look.

Hugger : "A flyer to explain to them how they are destroying the plant <and more anti 4x4 rhetoric ad naseum>"

Me : "Oh....I wonder if they will take any notice? What sort of person drives a car like that anyway?"

Hugger : "Rich t*ats. You know the sort....too stuck up to realise what damage they are doing."

Me : "I'd never thought of that, is that why you want them banned?"

Hugger : "Yes. They should buy smaller and more fuel efficient vehicles that are not so dangerous to pedestrians."

Me : "Ok...as a matter of interest, where can I get these flyers and what car do you drive?"

Hugger points over yonder to an MPV!?! Hugger then explains about the anti-urban 4x4 stuff.

Me : "You have a people carrier, how is that any different?"

Hugger : "It doesn't cost as much!"

Me : "Understood". Cue HUGE grin.

At this point I unlock Bagheera, remove the offending fake ticket, inform the hugger I am going to report her for littering, and thank her for giving me her numberplate.

The look on her face. Absolutely CLASSIC. I wish I'd had the foresight to take a pic with my phone.....
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2006, 15:24:51 »
:lol:
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2006, 15:31:37 »
:lol:

Dude, you rock!

Please tell me the t-shirt was 'I am the Law'  :lol:

cheers
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2006, 15:31:59 »
/me books a week of sh1tkicking grin for thrasher
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2006, 15:35:55 »
It was indeed "I am the Law" ... with "Drok it!" written down arm, the law badge on the other.... <grin>

Oh and we saw them on Sunday.....THEY WERE AWESOME. Original lineup.....
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2006, 15:40:27 »
:(biglaugh):

PRICELESS!

Neil = Hero!
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2006, 15:44:23 »
Quote from: "Thrasher"
It was indeed "I am the Law"


Sweeet!! 'Icing' and 'cake' spring to mind!  :D How cool was that!!

Quote from: "Thrasher"
Oh and we saw them on Sunday.....THEY WERE AWESOME. Original lineup.....


No way!! How cool was that!!  8)

Don't tell me the set list, I'd probably weep!
<sigh>

Back on topic. Remind to ask the next littering, tree hugging, bunny kissing, carrot chaser how many owls lost thier woodland habitat to their propaganda!  :lol:

cheers
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2006, 15:48:49 »
....they played Medusa!! <grin>

In fact nothing newer than Persistence of Time....and only the famous "Chicken in my Head" off that ;-)

All proper Anthrax stuff :-)
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2006, 15:52:46 »
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It was indeed "I am the Law" ... with "Drok it!" written down arm, the law badge on the other.... <grin>

Oh and we saw them on Sunday.....THEY WERE AWESOME. Original lineup.....


You're unbelieveable Thrasher !!

How could you possibly wear a T-shirt full stop. All those poor cotton fairies that you've killed in the process, let alone all the gallons of water used in it's manufacture and to top it all off I bet they had to be flown here on a plane from foreign parts, again you're polluting the atmoshere without a care in the world. No doubt you were wearing cotton jeans, cotton socks and no doubt cotton underwear too. Hooligan.

As for going to a gig, think of all the coal they had to burn to produce 65mgwatts of electricity to power the amps and lights, you could have heated a small town for two decades, you wasteful man you. I'm speechless.
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2006, 15:52:51 »
Quote from: "Thrasher"

In fact nothing newer than Persistence of Time....and only the famous "Chicken in my Head" off that ;-)

All proper Anthrax stuff :-)


Yep, I'm weeping.  :mrgreen:

cheers
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2006, 15:54:56 »
caughtinamoshefilnikefesinanyskeletonsinthecloseti'mtheman

AND on AND on AND on

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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2006, 16:17:23 »
For that all i can say is.

I salute you and deseve a medal!  :D
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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2006, 16:37:31 »
So wish I had been there and experienced that look with you!!!!! =D>  =D>  =D>  =D>  =D>
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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2006, 16:47:03 »
that is brilliant  :D well done, hopefully that will shut her up for a while!  :twisted:
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2006, 17:10:59 »
:(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh): Nice one Neil!! :(biglaugh):  :(biglaugh):


But next time PLEASE we need photos of embarrassed deciples of St Sian AND THEIR vehicles!!!
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« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2006, 17:11:32 »
Good work Neil
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« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2006, 17:20:02 »
absolutly fantastic, quick thinking too!
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« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2006, 17:23:58 »
:D nice one :)
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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2006, 17:40:37 »
Well done!

One of my customers doesnt see the point in destroying the environment with my off roading so he constantly gets the comment

you distroy it by smoking im gonna do it by driving...

tends to shut him up

(note: no offence ment to offroaders who smoke)
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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2006, 17:58:02 »
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It was indeed "I am the Law" ... with "Drok it!" written down arm, the law badge on the other.... <grin>

Oh and we saw them on Sunday.....THEY WERE AWESOME. Original lineup.....

was going to post something about what kind of person you are for seeing ANTHRAX live...but all you would see would be EXPLETIVE DELETED....
can console myself with my SIGNED copy of OIDIVNIKUFESIN had it from new...lost the COA tho'!!!! :evil: and as for the tree hugger POT and KETTLE spring to mind...then again because they cant afford a LR they decide they need to ban them...
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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2006, 18:36:36 »
i cant believe that a MPV owner would have the cheek do do this ?

I would understand if she was riding a bike, but a MPV with at least 6 kids ! :LOL:  

( i made the 6 kids up - but is true)
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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2006, 19:30:54 »
Brilliant. Well done for keeping your cool. Me...I would have lost my rag, big argument, lots of blood & tears (mostly mine), so I would have lost the moral high ground and not discovered her true intentions.
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« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2006, 19:49:45 »
Should we start an anti MPV campaign as they use the same amount of fuel, take up as much road but cant help the needy when they're stuck?
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« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2006, 19:58:21 »
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Should we start an anti MPV campaign as they use the same amount of fuel, take up as much road but cant help the needy when they're stuck?


great idea, making a serious anti-sports car/convertible internet site would be easy... you could easily fill it up with trash like on the anti-4x4 ones (they're fast & dangerous, use too much fuel, seat only 2 people, hairdressers etc). the same answers would come up (most are small MGF's etc) would prove what a load of the bull the whole anti thing is

anyhoo... funny s**t!
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« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2006, 20:03:42 »
Neil that was brilliant wish i could of seen their face.
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« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2006, 20:51:21 »
:(biglaugh):
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« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2006, 22:08:09 »
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« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2006, 23:01:03 »
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At this point I unlock Bagheera, remove the offending fake ticket, inform the hugger I am going to report her for littering, and thank her for giving me her numberplate.

The look on her face. Absolutely CLASSIC. I wish I'd had the foresight to take a pic with my phone.....


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« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2006, 23:37:14 »
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Should we start an anti MPV campaign as they use the same amount of fuel, take up as much road but cant help the needy when they're stuck?


great idea, making a serious anti-sports car/convertible internet site would be easy... you could easily fill it up with trash like on the anti-4x4 ones (they're fast & dangerous, use too much fuel, seat only 2 people, hairdressers etc). the same answers would come up (most are small MGF's etc) would prove what a load of the bull the whole anti thing is

anyhoo... funny s**t!


GRRR!!!! from one who drives a convertible sports car! poor puggy got caught up in the Anti 4x4 Tax hipe!
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« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2006, 10:13:24 »
Hats off to Neil =D> =D>

As already stated, a priceless moment :lol:
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