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Offline ade666

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« on: May 01, 2006, 22:03:45 »
as above for sale for £60,000. just watched top gear with the bowler in. i want one even more. oh the joy of upsetting all the local chav boy racer idiots at every set of lights
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2006, 22:06:38 »
50p for thre missus  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2006, 22:12:41 »
I'll go a fiver for your good lady if she's good with kids..... :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2006, 22:17:15 »
appartently she says she's worth more than that. i'll go with the fiver offer. so only 59,995 to go. kidney anyone or half a liver.
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 22:22:35 »
40 pounds
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2006, 01:15:27 »
£50, and 50p for the kidney ;)
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2006, 03:19:22 »
Only if she washes and cleans and comes with boat, Please sent picture of boat :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2006, 07:22:14 »
is she road worthy and can i have a test drive first :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2006, 08:24:33 »
16 day trial with a money back garantee would be nice.
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Re: hmmmmm
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2006, 08:30:13 »
Quote from: "nakedbarra"
Only if she washes and cleans and comes with boat, Please sent picture of boat :lol:


Only if she washes and cleans and comes with land rover, Please sent picture of land rover :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2006, 14:08:23 »
I'll take the kidney if it comes with bacon!
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2006, 20:18:12 »
does the kidney come with service history?
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2006, 20:26:34 »
sorry guys no test drive she thinks she's a ferrari. kidney has non autherised service history ( i've cleaned it through over the years with premium lager)
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2006, 20:29:44 »
your girlfriend thinks shes a ferrari???????????
iam willing to pay for a test drive!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2006, 20:46:56 »
New season of top gear starts this sunday @ 8!!!
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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2006, 18:00:57 »
does the kidney come with steak and pastry?

If so i'll give you a quid for it. :D
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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2006, 19:33:54 »
If it comes with Steak & pastry, I'm sure that John Prescott would give you a good price!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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